It Is Hard !!!!! ….. What is Hard Joey ? …… Life ?! …… Being Emperor Xi ?! ………. Or Pumping Life into those Democratic Party
Senate Seats . Hello Me Stonesian Brothers and Sisters . Well , another Midterm Election has come to pass and I must admit , things
on the Senate Side went so well last week that Emperor Xi and his Entourage arrived into town a bit early to celebrate the Republican
Red Wave . The Emperor remarked that he finds it a bit strange the Democratic Party seems to be embracing Tuesday’s House results as a
referendum on The Great Man ---- President Donald J. Trump ( Majestic “ PRECIOUS “ Leader ! ) when history has shown that the party
in power nearly ALWAYS loses Congressional Seats ( Exception : 2002 when Bushie43 was preparing this country for a completely unnecessary
Second Iraqi War ---- W’s candid , plainspoken and earnest cadence disguising a veracious mendacity emanating / dating back to 1993 when
Saddam Hussein tried to assassinate his beloved Daddy ; thus giving a new meaning to his existence on this orb --- It was a “ Texas THANG !!!! “ )
……. but I digress .
Anyway , Xi and myself were sitting on our respective Brazen Head ( VIP SECTION ) Barstools when Bar Manager Christy ( scantily clad , as usual ,
and showing off her voluptuous ‘ assets ‘ ; I am not sure how much she paid for “ Those Girls “ but they are DEFINITELY a Work – of – Art )
brought forth one of the finest Smokey Whiskies to sip all winter long : Laphroaig Cairdeas Quarter Cask . Me Stoneslings , this is an
excellent release -- with the flavor amplified by a second maturation period in quarter casks after over five years in first – fill bourbon barrels .
VERY difficult to find , but when Emperor Xi comes to town only PREMIUM liquor is consumed by these washed masses . Xi was in a jovial , tasteful
mood and remarked that it was only a matter of time before our beloved Pocahontas announces her inevitable run for the Presidency . I nodded in
agreement and brayed , “ that chronic campaigner will never adopt the manners , methods and even the moods of a President and the voters
will never confirm her as such ! “ The Emperor agreed whole heartedly , mentioning how he hides his pets whenever Morning Joe comes on the air
so as not to mortify , traumatize , shock and upset them just in case “ Poca “ makes a sudden , surprise guest appearance [ … perhaps she will film
and hawk a documentary of her Spit Kit Results ……. ( “ That Lil’ Kit ! … THAT LIL’ KIT !!!!!! “ ) …… proving once and for all that even Bar Manager Christy
has more Cherokee Genealogy than Poca ( The Emperor bursts out laughing ) -- Manager Christy is one hundred percent Irish . ]
Speaking of which , Christy covertly , stealthily , surreptiously appeared on our side of the bar ......................... ****** ....
carefully and gently rubbed “ The Girls “ across Xi’ back , stroked his thigh , whispered something in his ear and the two of them disappeared into the
Robert Emmet Room for the rest of the evening ……… with the Laphroaig Cairdeas in tow , of course ……………. * Whew !!!!!!!! * That was Close.
“ I LOVE YOU ALL !!!!! “