Joey
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" Happy Birthday Max. Hope you're catching all kinds of fish. "
W- W- What ?! :
***** AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE !!!!! *******
" The Sparky Chronicles " .... " Episode 48 : Ode to Sparky "
The setting is taking place in the MaxLugar's den at his sprawling Long Island Estate . In it we see a disillusioned and defeated MaxLugar sitting in front of the television set with all of the lights off - blinds closed - slurping drink after drink of ' Dewers & Water ' whilst watching the movie ' Patton ' over and over again . Even though the temperature outside is in the Mid - Nineties and the AC is cranked , the Lugar has a roaring fire going in the Fireplace - sweat pouring off his forehead - whilst a fan is circulating the air above him . The Lugar has let his white hair grow very long ( like a hippy )[ see : LBJ , 1970 - 1973 ] , has stopped bathing & grooming himself ( ** Phew ** !!! ) and stares blankly and uncomprehendingly at the television screen -- like cows in a passing train . Meanwhile - located directly behind the sofa - lies our brave hero , Sparky , desperately knawing at the rope being used to chain him to this squalid nightmare ; deriving strength from his knowledge that once he breaks free he can escape to the land of Democratic Party hope , peace , blissful merriment and exalting happiness ...free to live a life of religious fulfillment .
Sparky !!!!!! : " WHOOF !!!! "
Developing ...........................
I Thank You All for Your Time Today
J'kins ! , Est. 1999 and loved by everybody
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