Have a great day :booze

:keithpunky

Happy Happy Birthday Maxy  !!!!!


Sparky !!! : " WHOOF ! "


http://www.presidentialpetmuseum.com/photos/Pets/Yuki-howling-sm.jpg !!!!


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LR27pwMh2i0/SY0y6XFVeuI/AAAAAAAAAfg/hCm6BiZm9qc/s320/johnson-howling.jpg !!!!!

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"...an iPod with all of Obama's speeches on it? WTF???"


Whatever happened to Maxlugar? He was always minty fresh and FRIG could he post!

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Oh...

Whatever happened to Maxlugar? He was always minty fresh and FRIG could he post!

http://www.amphicar.com/images/Lyndon_Johnson.jpg !!!

Happy Birthday Maxy!  :D

despite what the retards say...

we miss the couch!

[cue: joey repeating what i just said with pictures of burning couches for 56 pages]

Yes. Happy Birthday, Maxlugar..wherever you are...

(insert sexy girl in bee outfit-as the site is blocked at work)




If JB has a Birthday thread-why not Maxy?!!

" If JB has a Birthday thread-why not Maxy !!! "



< ------ The " Happy Birthday JB Thread " receives one hundred times more hits in one day than www.MaxLugar.com received in its ENTIRE twenty two year existence .


Damn Straight Lil' Fella ( Lil' Fijikins .... oh , Lil' Fijikins ... Little ...oh , Lil' Fiji )



JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJACKY !

Happy Birthday Max.
Hope you're catching all kinds of fish.  :)

" Happy Birthday Max.
Hope you're catching all kinds of fish.  "

W- W- What ?! :

***** AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE !!!!! *******



" The Sparky Chronicles " .... " Episode 48 : Ode to Sparky "


The setting is taking place in the MaxLugar's den at his sprawling Long Island Estate  . In it we see a disillusioned and defeated MaxLugar sitting in front of the television set with all of the lights off - blinds closed - slurping drink after drink of ' Dewers & Water ' whilst watching the movie ' Patton ' over and over again . Even though the temperature outside is in the Mid - Nineties and the AC is cranked , the Lugar has a roaring fire going in the Fireplace - sweat pouring off his forehead - whilst a fan is circulating the air above him . The Lugar has let his white hair grow very long ( like a hippy )[ see : LBJ , 1970 - 1973 ] , has stopped bathing & grooming himself ( **  Phew ** !!!  ) and stares blankly and uncomprehendingly at the television screen -- like cows in a passing train . Meanwhile - located directly behind the sofa - lies our brave hero , Sparky , desperately knawing at the rope being used to chain him to this squalid nightmare ; deriving strength from his knowledge that once he breaks free he can escape to the land of Democratic Party hope , peace , blissful merriment and exalting happiness ...free to live a life of religious fulfillment .


Sparky !!!!!! : " WHOOF !!!! "

Developing ...........................


I Thank You All for Your Time Today


J'kins ! , Est. 1999 and loved by everybody

Joey wrote on Jul 29^th, 2009 at 2:47pm:

W- W- What ?! : The Lugar has let his white hair grow very long ( like a hippy )[ see : LBJ , 1970 - 1973 ] , has stopped bathing & grooming himself ( **  Phew ** !!!  ) and stares blankly and uncomprehendingly at the television screen -- like cows in a passing train .

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/31500/Lyndon-Johnson-Beard--31704.jpg!!!

There is talk in certain circles around here that Jesus Christ has used his Messianic powers to skew the Stage Banter Poll in favor of his buddy Starbuck

there is no other logical explanation as to why Bucky would be running away with the vote

unless Sway is also a Starbuck alter ego

wait... what??

Phone home, Maxy - hope you have a great day.

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/31500/Lyndon-Johnson-Beard--31704.jpg!!!


Oh MY !!!! ... This is haunting .......but very funny !!!!!! :

What ?!!!  .. !!!! .... Oh , sure !!!! .... HERE ya go :


http://cmmg.biosci.wayne.edu/asg/ho_chi_minh.gif !!!!

happy birthday  :)

Saint Sway wrote on Jul 29^th, 2009 at 3:08pm:

There is talk in certain circles around here that Jesus Christ has used his Messianic powers to skew the Stage Banter Poll in favor of his buddy Starbuck there is no other logical explanation as to why Bucky would be running away with the vote unless Sway is also a Starbuck alter ego wait... what??

the explanation is my animal magnetism in front of a microphone.

you, meanwhile, sit around with some guy and don't make it out of the bedroom.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1WakQiBr3k

Happy Beerday Mr Couch!

NO matter where he is.......he's having a


Happy Birthday, Maxlugar!!


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Happy Birthday !

Happy birthday Macky! You were, and are, a legend amongst the A-Listers of the posting world. By god son you single handidly gave young Joey a reason to live! Without your wisdom and legendary posts from yonder days of Stonesworld, etc. where would Joey be? I mean shit son some people here actually believe that Joey invented his own schtick!! So to you I wish the happiest of birthdays, and continued good health! Miss ya brother! Sure wish you would show up every now and again and kick JC in the nuts! Just like old times!



Riffy

" By god son you single handidly gave young Joey a reason to live! Without your wisdom and legendary posts from yonder days of Stonesworld, etc. where would Joey be? I mean shit son some people here actually believe that Joey invented his own schtick!! So to you I wish the happiest of birthdays, and continued good health! Miss ya brother! Sure wish you would show up every now and again and kick JC in the nuts! Just like old times! "


**** SIGH !!! ****


http://comp.uark.edu/~sfeild/parish.jpg !!!!

Happy Birthday. :)

Hope Max has a Happy Birthday. He has his own board now, right? I stumbled upon it once or twice but thr format was confusing and the posts were out there. Whats the link, anyone have it? We should start a bday thread there and say hello.

Bitch wrote on Jul 30^th, 2009 at 8:50am:

Hope Max has a Happy Birthday. He has his own board now, right? I stumbled upon it once or twice but thr format was confusing and the posts were out there. Whats the link, anyone have it? We should start a bday thread there and say hello.

oh geez....here we go again....

"  He has his own board now, right? I stumbled upon it once or twice but thr format was confusing and the posts were out there. Whats the link, anyone have it?  "


< ----- You mean he HAD his own board Bitch !!!!!!!!



Man , you said it little buddy ( Lil' Fijikins ) .  Not since the Vietnam War had the world seen such a static and stagnant waste of resources . I mean , don't get me wrong ...www.MaxLugar.com SEEMED like a good idea at the time  ...... but it is like my good friend Tom Wright once mentioned : letting Kenny Jones play drums for THE WHO seemed like a good idea --- at the TIME !!!!

Fine if you are performing in concert halls / small arenas where the echo fixes the beat ................................ ( circa 1979 - 1981 )  .  
But " Rocks Off " & " Shidoobee " are both in the Big Leagues -- STADIUM STYLE . It soon became apparent that all of Maxy's posts sounded the friggin same -- They all had this rumbling & thumping about them -- like a school bus careening down the hill at ninety miles per hour with a flat tire in the back and a flat tire in the front leaving the readers with puzzled looks on their faces and empty wallets as they ( the members of the board ) headed straight to the bar in order to try and DESPERATELY forget what they had just witnessed ......so sad .........and so COMPLETELY unnecessary .


I know my 1997 - 2001 ( Pre 9/11 )  Macky  is out there ....... SOMEWHERE  ............ but where ?! ...... WHERE ?!


Joey now breaks down and weeps profusely and shits liquid violently .



I Thank You All For Your time Today !!!!


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" Hit Me Ronnie ! "



The Joey , Est. 1999 and loved by EVERYBODY

Happy Birthday Maxy.


Cheers,
LJ.
:booze

HAve a great day Max! Your board was fun and I really enjoyed the short time I spent there.  Here's a little NAW for the Couch.

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"   Here's a little NAW for the Couch.  "

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Joey wrote on Jul 30^th, 2009 at 9:07am:

It soon became apparent that all of Maxy's posts sounded the friggin same -- They all had this rumbling & thumping about them -- like a school bus careening down the hill at ninety miles per hour with a flat tire in the back and a flat tire in the front leaving the readers with puzzled looks on their faces and empty wallets as they ( the members of the board ) headed straight to the bar in order to try and DESPERATELY forget what they had just witnessed ......so sad .........and so COMPLETELY unnecessary .

wait...wha???

the irony is astounding.

Joey makes postin look easy.

" Joey makes postin look easy "


that's right !!!!


THAT'S RIGHT !!!!



Keep readin' my brother .......... and your young Joey will continue posting all that GOLD !!!!!!!


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  Happy Birthday to You :)

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Some Guy wrote on Jul 30^th, 2009 at 10:18am:

Joey makes postin look queasy.

no doubt.

" wait...wha???

the irony is astounding.  "


Tell Me About it ! :

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http://www.thestoryoftexas.com/the_museum/images/cowboys_presidents_lbj.jpg !

Happy Birthday Maxy!

joey's failure in this poll is more catastrophic than sway's "stage banter" thread.

happy birthday

Hey Maxy!!! Come back and make this place better! We miss you MoFo!!

Late but intense... Happy birthday my friend, hope you see this one you bastard  :willya

May Pee Pee,s fall from the sky and bless you my son.  :smoking :kissmyass :aimama