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Question: Which rocker is the reigning King of stage banter?



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Reply #75 - Aug 3rd, 2009 at 3:41pm Alert Board Moderator about this Post! 
sweetcharmedlife wrote on Aug 1st, 2009 at 2:12pm:
"This is for all the drunks" Bruce Springsteen introducing Spirit in the Night on Live in the Promised Land.


How could I forget Springsteen?????? The guy made stage banter an art form! He's got tales longer winded and more rambling than a Joey Sunday morning Keith Moon sighting post!

"Is anybody alive out there?!!!?!?!!"


meanwhile....
Yoko Ono is closing in quickly on Starbuck in the Poll!!

maybe he can put some distance between him and Yoko if I remind everyone of the time that Starbuck did his Yoko R&R Circus imitation, but struggled to escape from the bag. He rolled around in the bag screaming for the remainder of the show but people just thought it was part of the act....

his crying like a sick Banshee was just that good!

what?

Starbuck?
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Starbuck???
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YES! Starbuck!!!
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Factory Girl wrote on Aug 3rd, 2009 at 6:27pm:
Hey Sway,

I saw solo Chris Robinsin at 9:30 club a few years ago.  He was talking politics, and I said "hey, our mayor smokes crack," which made Chris crack up.

 



^ Thats good stuff Factory Girl!! But your gift of gab is going to have to be better than that to over take Starbuck in the Poll.

Keep in mind, he's a telemarketer by trade - so he's used to babbling in peoples ears about nothing
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lennon's bagism will beat your faigism any day of the week.
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Starbuck wrote on Aug 4th, 2009 at 1:27pm:
lennon's bagism will beat your faigism any day of the week.


^ QUICK!!! CALL FEEJ!!! That is alt-country gold!! Please copyright that before Patterson Hood pens it!



Meanwhile... still no votes for Mick... .C'MON PEOPLE! What? No love for the guy who said:

"Welcome Virginia... welcome Hamptoms...and welcome everyone watchin at home on tv... hope your havin a good time drinkin a few beers... smokin a few joints at home wit ya  AWWWWWWW RIGHT!!"

What the fuck? What the fuck? smoking more weed is good for your health smoking more weed is good for your health smoking more weed is good for your health
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sway (guitar) and some guy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HopNyR4Vtk8
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Starbuck wrote on Aug 4th, 2009 at 3:12pm:
sway (guitar) and some guy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HopNyR4Vtk8


I'm pretty sure that woman in the glasses is actually Gary Louris of the Jayhawks, no??

hard to tell for sure I guess...



this isn't though

This is Starbucks band talking about the Beatles.... as you can see, Bucky and his band mates are very...ummm.... "close"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N787cH-k9yw
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"I hope I've offended everybody now"....Mick after performing Some Girls live for the first time ever in Oakland. Jan 26th 1999
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sweetcharmedlife wrote on Aug 5th, 2009 at 10:24pm:
"I hope I've offended everybody now"....Mick after performing Some Girls live for the first time ever in Oakland. Jan 26th 1999


Hilarious!!!

yer Mick has only 1 vote in the entire poll!

Blank Frigging Stare  Blank Frigging Stare Blank Frigging Stare

Really people??? Just 1 vote for the guy that famously coined "I busted a button on me trousers... hope they dont fall down."
And famously inspired thousands of fans to throw their shoes onstage in San Francisco!!! Dude should be shown some love.





Starbuck is running away with it..... could his stage banter material really be that good??

personally I thought it was in somewhat poor taste at his performance at the Twin Cities Gay Pride Parade when he performed as "The Bedazzled Beatles" and said... "Its good to be queer. Its good to be anywhere!"

Starbuck???...

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^ YESSSS!!!!! STARBUCK as "Sgt. Potpourri & His Lacy Hearts Club Band"!!
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