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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: The Stage Banter Olympics Reply #50 - Jul 28^th, 2009 at 12:25pm Some Guy wrote on Jul 28^th, 2009 at 12:07pm: Sway, if you take this thread to your nearest Dodge dealership you will receive 4500 dollars cash for clunkers! Cool. When I get there which of the Fabulous Picasso Brothers should I ask for?
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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: The Stage Banter Olympics Reply #51 - Jul 28^th, 2009 at 12:35pm I fell asleep halfway thru Roth's stage banter on this one.... can someone tell me if he eventually gets to the part where he explains how he came out of the closet?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNtokGeClYk
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Re: The Stage Banter Olympics
Reply #53 - Jul 29^th, 2009 at 2:34pm

Some Guy wrote on Jul 28^th, 2009 at 7:13pm:

I propose a toast to alcoholics unanimous! DLR

Starbuck.... bantering at Bennigans Friday happy hour gig....

"Thank You Bennigans!! Anyone who can name the Beatles original drummer will win a 2-for-1 frozen drink coupon. See me after our set... by the hostess stand under the birthday balloons."

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Re: The Stage Banter Olympics
Reply #54 - Jul 29^th, 2009 at 3:46pm

Some Guy wrote on Jul 28^th, 2009 at 12:07pm:

Sway, if you take this thread to your nearest Dodge dealership you will receive 4500 dollars cash for clunkers!

yep. that pretty much sums it up!

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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,528 joyzee Gender:	Re: The Stage Banter Olympics Reply #55 - Jul 29^th, 2009 at 3:58pm Starbuck wrote on Jul 29^th, 2009 at 3:46pm: Some Guy wrote on Jul 28^th, 2009 at 12:07pm: Sway, if you take this thread to your nearest Dodge dealership you will receive 4500 dollars cash for clunkers! yep. that pretty much sums it up! is that isaac from the love boat?
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Re: The Stage Banter Olympics
Reply #56 - Jul 29^th, 2009 at 4:04pm

mojoman wrote on Jul 29^th, 2009 at 3:58pm:

Starbuck wrote on Jul 29^th, 2009 at 3:46pm:

Some Guy wrote on Jul 28^th, 2009 at 12:07pm:

Sway, if you take this thread to your nearest Dodge dealership you will receive 4500 dollars cash for clunkers!

yep. that pretty much sums it up!

is that isaac from the love boat?

No. That's 'Rufus Starr' !!

He plays percussion when Starbuck busks Beatle tunes in the Subway station.

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Re: The Stage Banter Olympics
Reply #57 - Jul 29^th, 2009 at 4:11pm

Saint Sway wrote on Jul 29^th, 2009 at 4:04pm:

mojoman wrote on Jul 29^th, 2009 at 3:58pm:

Starbuck wrote on Jul 29^th, 2009 at 3:46pm:

Some Guy wrote on Jul 28^th, 2009 at 12:07pm:

Sway, if you take this thread to your nearest Dodge dealership you will receive 4500 dollars cash for clunkers!

yep. that pretty much sums it up!

is that isaac from the love boat?

No. That's 'Rufus Starr' !!

He plays percussion when Starbuck busks Beatle tunes in the Subway station.

149th st/grand concourse?

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Re: The Stage Banter Olympics
Reply #58 - Jul 29^th, 2009 at 4:17pm

mojoman wrote on Jul 29^th, 2009 at 4:11pm:

Saint Sway wrote on Jul 29^th, 2009 at 4:04pm:

mojoman wrote on Jul 29^th, 2009 at 3:58pm:

Starbuck wrote on Jul 29^th, 2009 at 3:46pm:

Some Guy wrote on Jul 28^th, 2009 at 12:07pm:

Sway, if you take this thread to your nearest Dodge dealership you will receive 4500 dollars cash for clunkers!

yep. that pretty much sums it up!

is that isaac from the love boat?

No. That's 'Rufus Starr' !!

He plays percussion when Starbuck busks Beatle tunes in the Subway station.

149th st/grand concourse?

on most days, yes.

though they often also board the trains to perform and walk from car to car singing "Love Me Do" and collecting change

Or, as Starbuck likes to call it: "touring"

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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The Stage Banter Olympics Reply #59 - Jul 29^th, 2009 at 4:22pm Hey Hey Ho Ho This thread has got to go!
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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: The Stage Banter Olympics Reply #60 - Jul 29^th, 2009 at 4:32pm Some Guy wrote on Jul 29^th, 2009 at 4:22pm: Hey Hey Ho Ho This thread has got to go! uh oh... sounds like somebody has been sitting in the 'Fun Zone Seats' today....
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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The Stage Banter Olympics Reply #61 - Jul 29^th, 2009 at 4:47pm Mas Tequila!
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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: The Stage Banter Olympics Reply #62 - Jul 29^th, 2009 at 4:48pm This one will go down as Sammy's greatest Stage Banter ever... here he is, at his most humble, explaining how he single handedly turned Van Halen into Fag Halen.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boqmCqdeUQk&feature=related
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Re: The Stage Banter Olympics
Reply #63 - Jul 29^th, 2009 at 5:20pm

Starbuck wrote on Jul 16^th, 2009 at 2:01pm:

For the record, Sway, I'm working on improving my stage banter.

I recently dug my favorite Julian Lennon Vhs Tape out of the closet and have been intensely studying his lines

Hey, I'm not saying what Bucky does is easy... I'm just sayin...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgrrQwLdME8&feature=fvw

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Re: The Stage Banter Olympics
Reply #64 - Jul 29^th, 2009 at 11:47pm

Saint Sway wrote on Jul 29^th, 2009 at 5:20pm:

Starbuck wrote on Jul 16^th, 2009 at 2:01pm:

For the record, Sway, I'm working on improving my stage banter.

I recently dug my favorite Julian Lennon Vhs Tape out of the closet and have been intensely studying his lines

Hey, I'm not saying what Bucky does is easy... I'm just sayin...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgrrQwLdME8&feature=fvw

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Re: The Stage Banter Olympics
Reply #65 - Jul 30^th, 2009 at 12:00am

Saint Sway wrote on Jul 29^th, 2009 at 5:20pm:

Starbuck wrote on Jul 16^th, 2009 at 2:01pm:

For the record, Sway, I'm working on improving my stage banter.

I recently dug my favorite Julian Lennon Vhs Tape out of the closet and have been intensely studying his lines

Hey, I'm not saying what Bucky does is easy... I'm just sayin...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgrrQwLdME8&feature=fvw

that video has been viewed almost nine million times.

that' like almost as many times as joey has hit refresh on the "happy birthday JB" thread.

amazing.

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Re: The Stage Banter Olympics
Reply #66 - Jul 30^th, 2009 at 9:53am

Starbuck wrote on Jul 30^th, 2009 at 12:00am:

Saint Sway wrote on Jul 29^th, 2009 at 5:20pm:

Starbuck wrote on Jul 16^th, 2009 at 2:01pm:

For the record, Sway, I'm working on improving my stage banter.

I recently dug my favorite Julian Lennon Vhs Tape out of the closet and have been intensely studying his lines

Hey, I'm not saying what Bucky does is easy... I'm just sayin...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgrrQwLdME8&feature=fvw

that video has been viewed almost nine million times.

that' like almost as many times as joey has hit refresh on the "happy birthday JB" thread.

amazing.

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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: The Stage Banter Olympics Reply #68 - Jul 30^th, 2009 at 10:34am Some Guy wrote on Jul 29^th, 2009 at 4:47pm: Mas Tequila!
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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: The Stage Banter Olympics Reply #69 - Jul 30^th, 2009 at 10:39am "Tequila was a bad choice"
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Re: The Stage Banter Olympics
Reply #70 - Jul 30^th, 2009 at 11:20am

Saint Sway wrote on Jul 30^th, 2009 at 9:53am:

Don't be a such a playa hayta Cool

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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: The Stage Banter Olympics Reply #71 - Jul 30^th, 2009 at 11:55am "that video has been viewed almost nine million times" ^ Lil Bucky !!
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Re: The Stage Banter Olympics
Reply #72 - Jul 31^st, 2009 at 10:37am

sway?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukOEXaGIQLw

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Re: The Stage Banter Olympics
Reply #73 - Aug 1^st, 2009 at 1:37pm

definitely sway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xifm3Dn60aM

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