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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: The Stage Banter Olympics Reply #25 - Jul 23^rd, 2009 at 3:36pm Starbuck.... performing at the Jenny Craig Convention in the Grand Ballroom of the Minneapolis Days Inn right before launching into a soaring rendition of "Piggies" .... "Charles Manson stole this song from The Beatles.. and we're stealing it back!!! This one's for you Jenny Craig'ers...."
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Re: The Stage Banter Olympics
Reply #27 - Jul 23^rd, 2009 at 3:55pm

Some Guy wrote on Jul 20^th, 2009 at 7:56am:

Who the tool that voted for Roth?? On Dave's best day he can't compete with my main man Sammy!

check it out T

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJyisqTqIM0&feature=related

^ nice find Some Guy!

if only the suits at KRock knew about Sammy's quality banter, they might still have a Morning DJ from Van Halen on air

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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: The Stage Banter Olympics Reply #28 - Jul 23^rd, 2009 at 4:00pm Sammy Hagar??? l l l l l l V YES!!!!! YES!!! Some Guy! SAMMY HAGAR!!!! !!!!!!!!!
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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: The Stage Banter Olympics Reply #31 - Jul 23^rd, 2009 at 4:30pm Some Guy wrote on Jul 20^th, 2009 at 7:56am: Hellz yesss Sway! BEST VAN HALEN EVER! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byD3dYjh1H0&feature=related Who would of thought they'd act gheyer without Roth???
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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: The Stage Banter Olympics Reply #32 - Jul 23^rd, 2009 at 5:01pm this my might be Starbucks best stage quote.... he's uses it almost as often as Keith's "good to be here..." "Ok.. a lot of people shouting out the same requests.... Ok.Yes. Refunds are available at the door. See Helen - who's wearing the Yoko wig - on your way out to get your money back"
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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The Stage Banter Olympics Reply #33 - Jul 23^rd, 2009 at 5:13pm Saint Sway wrote on Jul 23^rd, 2009 at 4:30pm: Some Guy wrote on Jul 20^th, 2009 at 7:56am: Hellz yesss Sway! BEST VAN HALEN EVER! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byD3dYjh1H0&feature=related Who would of thought they'd act gheyer without Roth???
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Re: The Stage Banter Olympics
Reply #34 - Jul 23^rd, 2009 at 5:19pm

Some Guy wrote on Jul 23^rd, 2009 at 5:13pm:

Saint Sway wrote on Jul 23^rd, 2009 at 4:30pm:

Some Guy wrote on Jul 20^th, 2009 at 7:56am:

Hellz yesss Sway! BEST VAN HALEN EVER!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byD3dYjh1H0&feature=related

Who would of thought they'd act gheyer without Roth???

I'm sorry... but it only gets worse.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRHyMk_XuEE&feature=related

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Re: The Stage Banter Olympics
Reply #35 - Jul 24^th, 2009 at 12:01am

sway....TTM called...he wants his ghey "posting with myself" schtick back.

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Reply #36 - Jul 24^th, 2009 at 6:34am

Pete Townshend was pretty funny here in melbourne earlier this year. He was rambling on for ages.

I can remember a few:
"Why havent we played here for so long? Because it (Australia) is a shit hole"
"If we smash our guitars, it means the end of the show. You stupid fucking git".
(after rambling on a bit, he said some of his fave quotes he here's at shows) - "Smash your guitar!" "Get on with it, you old git". "PLay Magic Bus you cunt".

Funny stuff.

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Reply #37 - Jul 24^th, 2009 at 11:51am

Corgi- I agree - Pete is one of the best. Always great with stage gab. Biting and funny stuff

but... theres a reason why Starbuck is running away with this Poll....

who could forget this gem he blurted out at Minnesota Chamber of Commerce Fund Raiser as his band fumbled the ending of 'Bungalo Bill':

"I've got blisters on my weiner!!!"

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Re: The Stage Banter Olympics
Reply #38 - Jul 25^th, 2009 at 12:03am

corgi37 wrote on Jul 24^th, 2009 at 6:34am:

Pete Townshend was pretty funny here in melbourne earlier this year. He was rambling on for ages.

I can remember a few:
"Why havent we played here for so long? Because it (Australia) is a shit hole"
"If we smash our guitars, it means the end of the show. You stupid fucking git".
(after rambling on a bit, he said some of his fave quotes he here's at shows) - "Smash your guitar!" "Get on with it, you old git". "PLay Magic Bus you cunt".

Funny stuff.

And the same material he's used for years.

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Re: The Stage Banter Olympics
Reply #39 - Jul 27^th, 2009 at 12:11pm

here's Jeff Tweedy addressing the steroids issue...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFpHvkrL83s

Chris Robinson addressing security....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQPUmYAfUJk

David Lee Roth talking about... well... I dunno.... just talking...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLbtnHylZck&feature=related

and the best of the bunch....

Starbuck... whipping the audience into a frenzy at the McGhee's Bar & Grill:

"Attention please.... if theres an owner of a blue Volkswagon here... your car lights are still on in the parking lot. Again, the owner of a blue Volkswagon with Minnesota plates. Your lights are on. ... this next song is Lovely Rita"

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Reply #40 - Jul 27^th, 2009 at 12:42pm

dude....just admit it. you're jealous of my rock n roll lifestyle.

you keep playing by (with?) yourself in your bedroom and leave the public performing to us professional types:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNEHdMvcANE&feature=related

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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: The Stage Banter Olympics Reply #41 - Jul 27^th, 2009 at 12:53pm all I need is a Beatle wig and a dream! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbp6iavTwJw&feature=related
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Re: The Stage Banter Olympics
Reply #42 - Jul 27^th, 2009 at 1:17pm

the magic hands of our very own voodoochild!

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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: The Stage Banter Olympics Reply #43 - Jul 27^th, 2009 at 1:23pm uh oh Bucky... this may swing the voting.... "Macca(man boobs, bad plastic surgery)" "Plant (simply disgusting)" "Bono ( a small, boorish, troll faced man)" "Springsteen (something is going on on the top of his head)" "Dylan, a wizened clown who most realize is a pathetic joke." "A second rate Liberace"
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Re: The Stage Banter Olympics
Reply #46 - Jul 27^th, 2009 at 9:31pm

ritalin, stat!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y21gkEw_8Ls&feature=related

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Re: The Stage Banter Olympics
Reply #48 - Jul 28^th, 2009 at 11:48am

Yoko Ono is slowly catching up to Starbuck in the poll...

hopefully this classic Starbuck stage quote will help lead him to victory!....

"Hello. I'm calling to see if you'd be interested in switching your phone coverage to AT&T..."

oh... WAIT!... nevermind.....

my bad..

that was actually a quote from Starbuck's day job.

Please disregard.

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Question: Which rocker is the reigning King of stage banter?
David Lee Roth Mick Jagger Jeff Tweedy Axl Rose Eddie Spaghetti Chris Robinson Keith Richards Bob Weir Bob Dylan the guy who plays with Zander Starbuck (aka 'the cute one') The Edge ~ while riding a bike Bill Wyman Mick Mars Buckethead Teller Charlie Watts Sammy Hagar Yoko Ono Obama Bono Pete Townsend Simon Townsend Wolfgang Van Halen « Last Modified by: Saint Sway on: Jul 24^th, 2009 at 11:55am »