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The STP Thread - (aka Catch Me Up To Speed Please)
Feb 6th, 2009 at 2:41pm
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Hi all. I miss the old joint. Whats crackin? Try to check in every so often. Can anyone catch me up to speed with the latest at RO?

• who's left? Who split?

• anyone get banned?

• wheres Paris' panties? How far have they traveled?

• what was the verdict on SAL here? (5 stars IMO)

• how many alter-ego's is Starbuck up to now?

• has Voodoo lifted the ban on Appreciation Threads? I want to start at least a dozen or so when I get the time.

• is my he-man Emotional Rescue Lovers Fan Club still in tact?

• Is everything ready???? tour on? Have they rehearsed Dance Little Sister for the b-stage?

• is my pal Some Guy ok? Or has he started cutting since I've been gone?




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Some Guy has definitely lost his edge. His VH stuff blows. I'm gonna let others answer the other questions. The less about Starbuck, the better. What a black hole of suck he turned out to be.
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"  Can anyone catch me up to speed with the latest at RO? "

s - sway ?!


S- ... S - ... SWAY ?!


Is that really YOU ?!


Man , where in the friggin HELL have you been me brother ?


One thing about YOU Sway ... you were ALWAYS Minty Fresh and MAN could you write a friggin post.


Welcome Home Me Stonesian Brother .


J Sea Scroll !

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Some Guy has definitely lost his edge. His VH stuff blows. I'm gonna let others answer the other questions.



this is disapointing. Sounds like his VH posts are going thru the Gary Cherone phase. I'm sure he'll snap out of it. He's got skills (see: Nate Robinson dunking over Spud Webb)

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The less about Starbuck, the better. What a black hole of suck he turned out to be.


Bucky, used to bring the funny, no? What happened?

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Eh, others can tell ye.
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Joey wrote on Feb 6th, 2009 at 2:45pm:
"  Can anyone catch me up to speed with the latest at RO? "

s - sway ?!


S- ... S - ... SWAY ?!


Is that really YOU ?!


Man , where in the friggin HELL have you been me brother ?


One thing about YOU Sway ... you were ALWAYS Minty Fresh and MAN could you write a friggin post.


Welcome Home Me Stonesian Brother .


J Sea Scroll !




I've been working the fryer at the Brazen Head Pub. Its good work if you can get it.

A real step-up from cleaning out the stalls there on the weekends I tell ya.
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Eh, others can tell ye.



did he finally snap?

I imagine one can only don the Beatle wig and sing Macca tunes for so long at Bah Mitzvah's before you finally snap and go postal

I hope he's ok
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Worse, he plays VFW halls.
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Worse, he plays VFW halls.


Patriotism at its finest!

plus those old dudes can really drink!
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plus they FLOVE the Beatles! Still!
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plus they FLOVE the Beatles! Still!


THAT I will never understand.

Beatles are SO over rated. The original boy band. Blah.. Silly little love songs.

in my book, you're either a Beatle or a Stone. Which means you're either cool or your not.

I hate the beatles
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Ok. Things just got weird. I'm getting a little Deju Vu doo lounge here.

when I returned the board was in the new white format. And suddenly it just changed to the old black format.

spooky

whats goin on Ronnie?????

and I havent even poured my first Guinness yet
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Saint Sway wrote on Feb 6th, 2009 at 2:41pm:
Hi all. I miss the old joint. Whats crackin? Try to check in every so often. Can anyone catch me up to speed with the latest at RO?

• who's left? Who split?

-max has retired. joey is claiming victory. it is a sore subject.
-feej has descended into the depths of his basement to write the next great alt country album. he comes up from time to time for beer, soft porn, chips, and to harass me for wearing wigs and not contributing to the album.
-PERKS was gone but returned to - of all the crazy things - profess his love for Emotional Rescue.
-josh (who apparently had a birthday recently) has been sighted at shidoobee praising bruce springsteen's halftime show. pug returned shortly after as well. stonesdoug required that he "pay to post", which pug graciously consented to.
-fleabit is posting at the messageboard across the street.
-sherat returned briefly yesterday to voice her concern about rich women who apparently choose to urninate on the toilet instead of in the toilet.
-SS and neil young are now working on a dual autobiography entitled "shakey shakey"

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• anyone get banned?

-pdog is laying low. like the twelfth imam, he is folding clothes and playing mob wars until that unspecified time when he will return to lead us all (minus glencar) to the land of milk and horny.

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• wheres Paris' panties? How far have they traveled?


i asked scroungie the other day. no response as of yet.

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• what was the verdict on SAL here? (5 stars IMO)

what? talk about the stones on a stones message board? you are as high as michael phelps.
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• how many alter-ego's is Starbuck up to now?

psh. alter egos are so last year.

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• has Voodoo lifted the ban on Appreciation Threads? I want to start at least a dozen or so when I get the time.

we have had a dearth of appreation threads lately. however, if you are too busy to start your own threads, i'm sure TTM will volunteer to down three 40 ozers of malt liquor and get to work on that for you real soon.
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• is my he-man Emotional Rescue Lovers Fan Club still in tact?

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• Is everything ready???? tour on? Have they rehearsed Dance Little Sister for the b-stage?

dance little sister still needs work, but gomper has been polished and is ready to go.

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• is my pal Some Guy ok? Or has he started cutting since I've been gone?

he will be back when the football season starts again. rest assured.



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Some Guy has definitely lost his edge. His VH stuff blows. I'm gonna let others answer the other questions. The less about Starbuck, the better. What a black hole of suck he turned out to be.


congrats on post number 500 for the day. yippee.
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thanks for the 411 Bucky,

Please pass word to Feej that I will be in Kansas later this year and will be available to lay down some lap steel tracks if needed

carry on as you were
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Saint Sway wrote on Feb 6th, 2009 at 3:54pm:
thanks for the 411 Bucky,

Please pass word to Feej that I will be in Kansas later this year and will be available to lay down some lap steel tracks if needed

carry on as you were


you lap? no way!

that being said, we have a lap steel player already. and "the studio" is here in minneapolis.

however, if you are interested, we would be happy to let you sit in for a tune. we will be doing a cover of "for you blue" at music summit 3 in august.

feej has a mean recipe for Tbone and potato salad too....
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i thought this was a catch me if you can/leo dicaprio/yes we can appreciation thread............
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i thought this was a catch me if you can/leo dicaprio/yes we can appreciation thread............

funny. i thought it was a scott weiland appreation thread!
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Saint Sway wrote on Feb 6th, 2009 at 2:41pm:
Hi all. I miss the old joint. Whats crackin? Try to check in every so often. Can anyone catch me up to speed with the latest at RO?

• who's left? Who split?


-josh (who apparently had a birthday recently) has been sighted at shidoobee praising bruce springsteen's halftime show. pug returned shortly after as well. stonesdoug required that he "pay to post", which pug graciously consented to.


has his spelling improved any???
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The He Man Emotional Rescue Lovers Appreciation Society is huge, large I tell ya! Send it to me!
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time to get some pizza and wings...it's gonna be a big thread tater!!!
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time to get some pizza and wings...it's gonna be a big thread tater!!!

When that new VH drops this summer and they tour with Micheal Anthony, that will be big, tater.
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Saint Sway wrote on Feb 6th, 2009 at 2:41pm:
Hi all. I miss the old joint. Whats crackin? Try to check in every so often. Can anyone catch me up to speed with the latest at RO?

• who's left? Who split?

• anyone get banned?

• wheres Paris' panties? How far have they traveled?

• what was the verdict on SAL here? (5 stars IMO)

• how many alter-ego's is Starbuck up to now?

• has Voodoo lifted the ban on Appreciation Threads? I want to start at least a dozen or so when I get the time.

• is my he-man Emotional Rescue Lovers Fan Club still in tact?

• Is everything ready???? tour on? Have they rehearsed Dance Little Sister for the b-stage?

• is my pal Some Guy ok? Or has he started cutting since I've been gone?





postin above the rim.
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• has Voodoo lifted the ban on Appreciation Threads? I want to start at least a dozen or so when I get the time.

I don't think he ever banned "appreciation threads." That I'm aware of anyway. But then again "awareness" isn't exacty my strong suit.  Grin
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THAT I will never understand.

Beatles are SO over rated. The original boy band. Blah.. Silly little love songs.

in my book, you're either a Beatle or a Stone. Which means you're either cool or your not.

I hate the beatles

I'm on the same page of that book!
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• has Voodoo lifted the ban on Appreciation Threads? I want to start at least a dozen or so when I get the time.

I don't think he ever banned "appreciation threads." That I'm aware of anyway. But then again "awareness" isn't exacty my strong suit.  Grin

For once you have self-awareness. Other gerbils could learn.
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• has Voodoo lifted the ban on Appreciation Threads? I want to start at least a dozen or so when I get the time.

I don't think he ever banned "appreciation threads." That I'm aware of anyway. But then again "awareness" isn't exacty my strong suit.  Grin

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Uh, no. Are you into annoying stupidity - STILL?!?!?
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the plant and flower arrangements really set the mood

clearly no expenses were spared during the VH3 Era. If Eddie wanted orange geraniums, he got it.
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^ that kid + Wolfie + Alex + a bald Roth on a Ritalin withdrawal bender = World Domination in 09
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Like the thermographic photos of the Rolling Stones on the album cover, Emotional Rescue is a portfolio of burned-out cases and fire trails. High-contrast patterns of familiar outlines and blackened patches where the heat has burned and gone, these photographs – like pictures of corpses from some holocaust–are practically unrecognizable. As far as the music goes, familiar is an understatement. There's hardly a melody here you haven't heard from the Stones before. but then that's nothing new. Me. I'd rather be reminded of Between the Buttons by the venal, high-speed whine of "She's So Cold" than revisit "Miss You" outtakes by way of the interminable "Dance (Pt. 1)," but there are plenty of rooms available at the current memory motel.

Still, the Stones' sound is so identifiable that it's hard to remember how carefully they've developed it: the just-shrillenough blend of harmonica and sax, the similarly gruff treble in their forced high harmonies. And I should tell you about the changes. Mick Jagger sings in falsetto, someone who sounds like a bad Bob Dylan (my God. it's Keith Richards!) takes a snuffling lead vocal and special guest Max Romeo does a bird chant. But you know as well as I do that nobody talks about the musical innovations on a Stones or Dylan record unless the artists themselves have run out of things to say.

One thing's for sure: Emotional Rescue isn't the news-break that 1978's Some Girls was. The Rolling Stones haven't suddenly gone salsa (in spite of some south-of-the-border horns). Old hands haven't stepped out of early retirement to show cocky young punks exactly how best to offend, and radio censors won't have a case. In place of the ethnic and sexual slurs of the earlier LP's title tune (meant, I've always thought, as a sendup of liberal etiquette), Emotional Rescue extends an open invitation to foreigners: "She could be Roumanian/She could be Bulgarian/She could be Albanian.../Send her to me."

If the Stones have adopted a gentlemanly attitude these days, their prime concerns–sex and money – are the proletariat's, too. But when Mick Jagger is desperate enough to mail-order lovers wholesale, you can't help but wonder who's supposed to be rescuing whom. At least he has fun with the idea. "I will be your knight in shining armor," he intones at the end of the title track, sounding like a high-priced fantasy gigolo gone silly with the strain. After nearly eighteen years of well-paid nights and approximately twenty-seven albums of acted out desires, maybe these guys can't help getting lust and cash confused.

"Summer Romance" – a you've-heard-it-before, snotnosed schoolgirl version of "Maggie May"–starts out randy and ends up simply insolvent: "I need money so bad/ I can't be your mama/ I don't want to be your dad." In "Emotional Rescue," the distress that the waiting damsel feels is strictly financial ("... you can't get out/ You're just a poor girl in a rich man's house"). Even the blandly funky, mostly instrumental "Dance (Pt. 1)" pauses in mid-boogie for a couple of rich-man/poor-man jokes. Indeed, so much of this record is obsessed with having and not having that the rescue operation ostensibly taking place seems like it should be aimed at those whose emotions were exchanged for hard currency long ago.

Still, judging by Emotional Rescue's language, the Rolling Stones–Jagger and Richards at least–are feeling as vulnerable as zombies can. Never ones to be self-deprecating, they've translated that feeling into global terms. A jilted Jagger fools around (literally) with foreign affairs in "Send It to Me," proposing an energetic redevelopment program – a sort of self-help sexual capitalism: "She may work in a factory/Right next door to me." In "Indian Girl" (where the Stones meet mariachi), Central American political realities are seriously, if rather vaguely, considered: "Mister Gringo, my father he ain't no Chι Guevara/He's fighting the war in the streets of Masaya." And in the agonizingly slow blues. "Down in the Hole," the black markets, foreign zones and diplomatic immunities of modern rebellion merely become so much barbed wire in a private war of emotional imperialism: "You'll be...down in the gutter, begging for cigarettes, begging forgiveness ... / Down in the hole after digging the trenches, looking for comfort...."

You could legitimately writhe at the idea of a sleek and well-fed Mick Jagger preaching patience to a starving Nicaraguan child ("Life just goes on getting harder and harder" is the extent of his advice). But so much of Emotional Rescue seems vague and not quite real–life seen from very far away–that it's hard to take the LP seriously. Even when it comes to simple desire, the Stones act like tourists in a foreign country. "In the night, I was crying like a child," Jagger confesses in the middle of "Emotional Rescue," and his voice sounds as estranged and bewildered as the echoing horn.

People will tell you that even in the studio, the Stones have struck a nonalignment pact, entering and leaving separately on different days. Ships that pass in the night, it's said, seldom tootle in tune unless their radar is very, very good. Once, of course, the Rolling Stones' was the finest in the world. With each new album, you had the sense that they were looking over your shoulder, pointing an ironie finger at your most private fantasies. This was what made that devil pose so convincing, even to nonhallucinating brains. The Stones really did seem to have foreknowledge of our causes and concerns. And the my stique of their precognition made rock & roll seem–for a while–to be the intellectual and emotional collectivism that would rule the world.

That was a long time ago. But even two years back. Some Girls still had a good bit of impudent, anticipatory spark–or at least an experienced. I told-you-so air that was second best. With its fusion of tedneck rudeness and elegant, discofied languor (and its honking, conspicuous New York orientation). Some Girls placed itself near the front of the Old Guard. The stubborn self-respect of "Before They Make Me Run." the tough but good-humored sexual irony of "Beast of Burden" and the impeccable yet slightly melancholy arrogance of "Miss You" suggested a prime of life in which hearts and minds could survive against both power and possessions and continue to make rock & roll. These songs seemed to be saying that wit, anger and the ability to move fast would keep you alive. And Sugar Blue's harmonica gave you all the tenderness you needed.

Nowadays, Sugar Blue is buried in the mix, and there's a weird sort of powerlessness in even the funniest numbers. ("She's So Cold," "Send It to Me" and the title cut are Emotional Rescue's standouts.) Lovers leave or turn reluctant for no explicable reason. And for all the Stones' tongue-in-cheek insistence that ladies are commodities to be mail-ordered or tinkered with, it doesn't seem to make them any casier to control. ("I tried rewiring her," Mick Jagger sings in "She's So Cold." "I think her engine is permanently stalled.") Once I would have believed that such irony meant Jagger knew better, but now I think he's hoping his feelings of powerlessness will pass for cynicism.

Sometimes when I turn up the volume, looking for the connection I can't believe isn't there. I imagine that the Stones have actually died and this word-per feet, classic-sounding, spiritless record is a message from the grave. That would be the only irony that could save Emotional Rescue, the only vantage point that would explain the Rolling Stones' insulated view of wide horizons, their passionless disillusionment, their foreigner's confusion about sex, money and worldly possessions. Otherwise, unless the Stones are born again or something, I'm afraid that people won't be calling them survivors much longer
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Emotional Rescue is the Stones most bad ass album.

Emotional Rescue snuffs its cigarette out on Exile's face.

Emotional Rescue chugs whiskey straight from the bottle then cracks the bottle over Sticky Fingers head and holds the jagged bottle to Some Girls neck and says "Back the fuck up"
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Emotional Rescue is the Stones most bad ass album.

Emotional Rescue snuffs its cigarette out on Exile's face.

Emotional Rescue chugs whiskey straight from the bottle then cracks the bottle over Sticky Fingers head and holds the jagged bottle to Some Girls neck and says "Back the fuck up"

WTF????
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Things looking good for next fall. Mangini knows his shit.

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Emotional Rescue is the Stones most bad ass album.

Emotional Rescue snuffs its cigarette out on Exile's face.

Emotional Rescue chugs whiskey straight from the bottle then cracks the bottle over Sticky Fingers head and holds the jagged bottle to Some Girls neck and says "Back the fuck up"

Emotional Rescue does more before 9am then most albums do all day long.
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Emotional Rescue does more before 9am then most albums do all day long.


when Beggars Banquet is reading the morning paper and seeing its children off to school, Emotional Rescue is still up partying and snorting lines off of strippers breasts
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When the time is right, Emotional Rescue will stimulate the economy.


hoo hoo, hoo hoo emotional rescue package?
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Emotional Rescue is the redheaded stepchild to Exile. While Exile is eating Steak and Lobster. ER is nibbling on cheese and crackers....That it stole from a rat. Blank Frigging Stare
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Emotional Rescue is the reheaded stepchild to Exile. While Exile is eating Steak and Lobster. ER is nibbling on cheese and crackers....That it stold from a rat. Blank Frigging Stare

indeed. i take it a step further.

while exile is filling soldier field with thousands, Emotional rescue is paying to play at hogs n honies.
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In the future, we will no longer rely on oil.

Cars will run simply by cranking Emotional Rescue to eleven.
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In the future, we ain't going to be here to rely on anything.
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"What album dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? What album delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode."

"You're talking about Emotional Rescue, sir."

"Of course I'm talking about Emotional Rescue, you TWERP!"
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s - sway ?!


S- ... S - ... SWAY ?!


Is that really YOU ?!


Man , where in the friggin HELL have you been me brother ?


One thing about YOU Sway ... you were ALWAYS Minty Fresh and MAN could you write a friggin post.


Welcome Home Me Stonesian Brother .


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I've been working the fryer at the Brazen Head Pub. Its good work if you can get it.

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Emotional Rescue parties late at the club then gets up on stage drunk, grabs the microphone and starts rapping to other albums "tell me how my ass tastes".
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This was, clearly, the Stones halcyon days. Their zenith, if you will.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUZNssMDf4g

and Jumacfly was there!!!!!!!   smoking more weed is good for your health

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Indian Girl is the highest charting Stones song in New Zealand. Coincidence?
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I heard bout that, first time I've seen it, sweet, thanks.
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Testifying about the power of Emotional Rescue

http://knuckleheadnyc.blogspot.com/2008_08_01_archive.html

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The dunk over Howard was awesome....Truly above the rim. What the fuck?
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that guy was the funniest character here EVER!!!

with the economy in a nose dive and another tour on the books, it time seems ripe for him to make a return, no?
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Reply #76 - Feb 24th, 2009 at 7:46am
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I saw him leaving with jb and pug.
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Reply #77 - Feb 24th, 2009 at 9:49am
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Saint Sway wrote on Feb 23rd, 2009 at 3:49pm:
Can anyone tell me where "Michael Cohl" has been????

that guy was the funniest character here EVER!!!

with the economy in a nose dive and another tour on the books, it time seems ripe for him to make a return, no?




he might be on canada's upcoming biggest loser...............
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Reply #78 - Feb 28th, 2009 at 12:48pm
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Some Guy wrote on Feb 24th, 2009 at 7:46am:
I saw him leaving with jb and pug.



"I saw jb drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His jew fro was perfect."
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Reply #79 - Mar 2nd, 2009 at 10:13am
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another question during my absence:

was Joey's finger light being used for good or evil???
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Reply #80 - Mar 3rd, 2009 at 2:53pm
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Some Guy wrote on Feb 11th, 2009 at 11:53am:
If you leave your other cd's next to Emotional Rescue, they wither.


T,
check it out at the 3:55 mark....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rAcHatmI1M&feature=related



If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, Emotional Rescue widdles that tree into a bat and starts beating the local wild life.
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Reply #81 - Mar 3rd, 2009 at 3:00pm
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Saint Sway wrote on Mar 3rd, 2009 at 2:53pm:
Some Guy wrote on Feb 11th, 2009 at 11:53am:
If you leave your other cd's next to Emotional Rescue, they wither.


T,
check it out at the 3:55 mark....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rAcHatmI1M&feature=related



If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, Emotional Rescue widdles that tree into a bat and starts beating the local wild life.

Nice! The He Man Emotional Rescue Lovers Appreciation Society smiles upon you!
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