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The STP Thread - (aka Catch Me Up To Speed Please) (Read 9,188 times)
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Reply #50 - Feb 11th, 2009 at 11:18am
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Emotional Rescue cried more blood at Gethsemane than black Jesus.
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"But in terms of what's left of white people, we're still it." - Andrew Moof Oldham
 
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Reply #51 - Feb 11th, 2009 at 11:24am
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In the future, we will no longer rely on oil.

Cars will run simply by cranking Emotional Rescue to eleven.
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Reply #52 - Feb 11th, 2009 at 11:31am
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Saint Sway wrote on Feb 11th, 2009 at 11:24am:
In the future, we will no longer rely on oil.



In the future, we ain't going to be here to rely on anything.
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Reply #53 - Feb 11th, 2009 at 11:53am
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If you leave your other cd's next to Emotional Rescue, they wither.
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Reply #54 - Feb 11th, 2009 at 12:04pm
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ER bitch slaps the rest of the catalogue.......
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Reply #55 - Feb 11th, 2009 at 12:07pm
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badges? ER don't need no stinking badges!
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Reply #56 - Feb 11th, 2009 at 12:45pm
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"What album dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? What album delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode."

"You're talking about Emotional Rescue, sir."

"Of course I'm talking about Emotional Rescue, you TWERP!"
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Reply #57 - Feb 12th, 2009 at 11:06am
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when duct tape breaks things, it uses Emotional Rescue to put it back together
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Reply #58 - Feb 12th, 2009 at 10:33pm
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Exile is doing Jennifer while ER is doing Brad Kiss my undercover ass
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Reply #59 - Feb 13th, 2009 at 10:16am
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Friday is the 5th day of Emotional Rescue's weekend
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Reply #60 - Feb 13th, 2009 at 10:19am
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sweetcharmedlife wrote on Feb 12th, 2009 at 10:33pm:
Exile is doing Jennifer while ER is doing Brad Kiss my undercover ass



funny!!!!
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Reply #61 - Feb 13th, 2009 at 10:24am
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Saint Sway wrote on Feb 6th, 2009 at 2:51pm:
Joey wrote on Feb 6th, 2009 at 2:45pm:
"  Can anyone catch me up to speed with the latest at RO? "

s - sway ?!


S- ... S - ... SWAY ?!


Is that really YOU ?!


Man , where in the friggin HELL have you been me brother ?


One thing about YOU Sway ... you were ALWAYS Minty Fresh and MAN could you write a friggin post.


Welcome Home Me Stonesian Brother .


J Sea Scroll !




I've been working the fryer at the Brazen Head Pub. Its good work if you can get it.

A real step-up from cleaning out the stalls there on the weekends I tell ya.



THATS FUNNY AS HELL!
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" THATS FUNNY AS HELL!  "


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...&&&&D.J. Jazzy Joe and the Fresh Prince of Boca Raton !™&& *** " VICTORY !!!! " ***...
 
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Reply #63 - Feb 13th, 2009 at 7:10pm
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Emotional Rescue parties late at the club then gets up on stage drunk, grabs the microphone and starts rapping to other albums "tell me how my ass tastes".
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Reply #64 - Feb 16th, 2009 at 12:11pm
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Reply #65 - Feb 16th, 2009 at 1:43pm
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Some Guy wrote on Feb 11th, 2009 at 12:07pm:
badges? ER don't need no stinking badges!



This was, clearly, the Stones halcyon days. Their zenith, if you will.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUZNssMDf4g

and Jumacfly was there!!!!!!!   smoking more weed is good for your health

and he partied like Nolte!  Nolte - The Rocks Off patron saint
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Reply #66 - Feb 16th, 2009 at 1:46pm
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One of the youtuber comments...mick looks and sounds like jemaine from "flight of the conchords"!
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Reply #67 - Feb 16th, 2009 at 1:54pm
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One of the youtuber comments...mick looks and sounds like jemaine from "flight of the conchords"!


Indian Girl is the highest charting Stones song in New Zealand. Coincidence?
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Reply #68 - Feb 16th, 2009 at 4:30pm
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I heard bout that, first time I've seen it, sweet, thanks.
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Reply #69 - Feb 16th, 2009 at 4:31pm
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Testifying about the power of Emotional Rescue

http://knuckleheadnyc.blogspot.com/2008_08_01_archive.html

Grin

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Testifying about the power of Emotional Rescue

http://knuckleheadnyc.blogspot.com/2008_08_01_archive.html

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yo sparky, where?
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Reply #71 - Feb 16th, 2009 at 6:03pm
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a sneak preview of next season's "Tool Academy" on VH1....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-r2oLi5nos&feature=related
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Reply #72 - Feb 16th, 2009 at 7:36pm
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"We look down our nose at you" 

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Reply #73 - Feb 16th, 2009 at 8:03pm
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The dunk over Howard was awesome....Truly above the rim. What the fuck?
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Reply #74 - Feb 18th, 2009 at 4:44pm
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In 2001, A Rod's cousin hooked him up with a bootleg copy of "The Emotional Rescue Demo's"








he's failed every drug test known to man since then
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