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Feb 4th, 2009 at 7:20pm Alert Board Moderator about this Post! 
guess what my favorite stones song is?
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I know..
Little T&A
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PartyDoll MEG wrote on Feb 4th, 2009 at 7:30pm:
I know..
Little T&A


hmmm...well, let's see....can we give others a chance to guess?
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Well on second thought.... maybe it is Short and Curlies?
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PartyDoll MEG wrote on Feb 4th, 2009 at 7:39pm:
Well on second thought.... maybe it is Short and Curlies?


that's enuff outta you. let's play nice.
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:howefun

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Edith Grove wrote on Feb 4th, 2009 at 8:28pm:
:howefun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d2f0puNA20


my, what a vulgar little song!
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StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 4th, 2009 at 7:50pm:
PartyDoll MEG wrote on Feb 4th, 2009 at 7:39pm:
Well on second thought.... maybe it is Short and Curlies?


that's enuff outta you. let's play nice.



We'd play a lot nicer if you chose a better screen name...But nonetheless. Sincere welcomes. piss off
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StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 4th, 2009 at 8:35pm:
Edith Grove wrote on Feb 4th, 2009 at 8:28pm:
:howefun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d2f0puNA20


my, what a vulgar little song!


Bwahahahahahahaha! Boy, are you in the wrong place!
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Seriously, GTRM, do you see anything wrong with that song?
Me neither.

"Yeah, I heard about you Polaroid's,
now that's what I call obscene,
your tricks with fruit was kind a cute,
I bet you keep your pussy clean.
Honey, I miss your two tone kisses,
legs wrapped around me tight.
If I ever get back to New York, girl,
gonna make you scream all night.

Yeah! You're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star,
a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star."
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Streets of Love?



No men like a song with 'wedding march' in the lyrics!! Grin







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Streets of Love..
hmmmmmmm

Like I said on another thread..

I have sung that song at a few Stones concerts with a few sweet things... Cool Grin
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Oh and by the way..

Welcome aboard SOL...
or do you prefer StreetsofLover?
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SweetVirginia wrote on Feb 4th, 2009 at 9:29pm:
your tricks with fruit was kind a cute,
I bet you keep your pussy clean.



I have issues with this lyric.  I don't think this is correct.  I hear it as either

a) "I bet it keeps your pussy clean" as if the insertion of said fruit has a sort of astringent and perfuming and on the vaginal region; or
b) "you better keep your pussy clean" which would mean just the opposite:  there's banana gunk left in there that's going to stink up the place if you don't use your "can of tasty foam," which I presume is some sort of flavored douche. 

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Zack wrote on Feb 5th, 2009 at 5:27am:
SweetVirginia wrote on Feb 4th, 2009 at 9:29pm:
your tricks with fruit was kind a cute,
I bet you keep your pussy clean.



I have issues with this lyric.  I don't think this is correct.  I hear it as either

a) "I bet it keeps your pussty clean" as if the insertion of said fruit has a sort of astringent and perfuming and on the vaginal region; or
b) "you better keep your pussy clean" which would mean just the opposite:  there's banana gunk left in there that's going to stink up the place if you don't use your "can of tasty foam," which I presume is some sort of flavored douche.  

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I don't think it's too much of a narrative jump in SV's version---the tricks with fruit were kind of cute...and doing that sort of thing probably forces one to keep one's pussy extra clean. Doesn't he say "I *hope* you keep your pussy clean" in a live version somewhere?

As a sidenote, Mr. Rat once told me that a major problem is chicks not wiping well, so that when you go to eat them out, you can taste urine. So not only are chicks pissing all over toilet seats everywhere, but they're not even wiping themselves well. Stupid bitches.

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SheRat wrote on Feb 5th, 2009 at 5:37am:
As a sidenote, Mr. Rat once told me that a major problem is chicks not wiping well, so that when you go to eat them out, you can taste urine. So not only are chicks pissing all over toilet seats everywhere, but they're not even wiping themselves well. Stupid bitches.

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SheRat wrote on Feb 5th, 2009 at 5:37am:
Zack wrote on Feb 5th, 2009 at 5:27am:
SweetVirginia wrote on Feb 4th, 2009 at 9:29pm:
your tricks with fruit was kind a cute,
I bet you keep your pussy clean.



I have issues with this lyric.  I don't think this is correct.  I hear it as either

a) "I bet it keeps your pussty clean" as if the insertion of said fruit has a sort of astringent and perfuming and on the vaginal region; or
b) "you better keep your pussy clean" which would mean just the opposite:  there's banana gunk left in there that's going to stink up the place if you don't use your "can of tasty foam," which I presume is some sort of flavored douche.  

Discuss


I don't think it's too much of a narrative jump in SV's version---the tricks with fruit were kind of cute...and doing that sort of thing probably forces one to keep one's pussy extra clean. Doesn't he say "I *hope* you keep your pussy clean" in a live version somewhere?

As a sidenote, Mr. Rat once told me that a major problem is chicks not wiping well, so that when you go to eat them out, you can taste urine. So not only are chicks pissing all over toilet seats everywhere, but they're not even wiping themselves well. Stupid bitches.

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PLEASE stick around Ms Rat.
You are sorely missed!!!!!!!!!!!

Zack as far as your question, it's the latter of your two questions. No further comment.  Cool

OH and welcome to the Asylum, StreetsofLover. It's Meg's FAVORITE song!!!!

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Zack wrote on Feb 5th, 2009 at 5:27am:
SweetVirginia wrote on Feb 4th, 2009 at 9:29pm:
your tricks with fruit was kind a cute,
I bet you keep your pussy clean.



I have issues with this lyric.  I don't think this is correct.  I hear it as either

a) "I bet it keeps your pussy clean" as if the insertion of said fruit has a sort of astringent and perfuming and on the vaginal region; or
b) "you better keep your pussy clean" which would mean just the opposite:  there's banana gunk left in there that's going to stink up the place if you don't use your "can of tasty foam," which I presume is some sort of flavored douche.  

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I copied the lyrics from the Rolling Stones website. In the "music" section you can go to "songs" and see the lyrics. Doesn't mean that's the way Mick always sang it, but it is the "official" lyric. Maybe it was citrus fruit?  Smiley

And Miss Rat....it's so nice to have you here!!
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[quote author=SheRat link=1233796849/0#14 date=1233833855

As a sidenote, Mr. Rat once told me that a major problem is chicks not wiping well, so that when you go to eat them out, you can taste urine. So not only are chicks pissing all over toilet seats everywhere, but they're not even wiping themselves well. Stupid bitches.

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Happy birthday She Rat!

On your point, Mr. Rat needs to buck up and stop complaining.  During sex, real men boldly go where no man would ever go at any other time.  Kind of like Indiana Jones walking through the snakes.

Napoleon once wrote to Josephine:  "I'll be home in a month.  Make sure not to bathe before I get back."   

Or as Marty Balin sang:  "I got a taste of the real world/when I went down on you girl."
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sweetcharmedlife wrote on Feb 4th, 2009 at 9:09pm:
StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 4th, 2009 at 7:50pm:
PartyDoll MEG wrote on Feb 4th, 2009 at 7:39pm:
Well on second thought.... maybe it is Short and Curlies?


that's enuff outta you. let's play nice.



We'd play a lot nicer if you chose a better screen name...But nonetheless. Sincere welcomes. piss off


I dunno. I think Meg's first guess as to his favourite song had a ring of truth to it. 
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PartyDoll MEG wrote on Feb 5th, 2009 at 5:01am:
Oh and by the way..

Welcome aboard SOL...
or do you prefer StreetsofLover?



gee...so many things to think about. i might need a few days to think this over, but maybe for the time-being we could try "SOLer"?  has potential and multiple meanings and possible interpretations....
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StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 4th, 2009 at 7:50pm:
PartyDoll MEG wrote on Feb 4th, 2009 at 7:39pm:
Well on second thought.... maybe it is Short and Curlies?


that's enuff outta you. let's play nice.


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What an honor SOLer..

not only do you get a welcome...

but you get a lesson on the art of keeping the pussy clean!!


She Rat so good to have you back... Grin
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"Mr. Rat once told me that a major problem is chicks not wiping well, so that when you go to eat them out, you can taste urine. So not only are chicks pissing all over toilet seats everywhere, but they're not even wiping themselves well. Stupid bitches."

I dunno - in my experience, most women know how to keep it reasonably clean.
Don't get me wrong, nothing like a freshly washed hu-hu.
But with all them nooks and crannies, you gotta expect that muffin to have some "remnants"

Wolfpuss is another matter.
When that muffy gets fluffy, it holds scents from the 17th Century.
But we know that going in...so to speak
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SweetVirginia wrote on Feb 5th, 2009 at 6:07am:
I copied the lyrics from the Rolling Stones website. In the "music" section you can go to "songs" and see the lyrics. Doesn't mean that's the way Mick always sang it, but it is the "official" lyric. Maybe it was citrus fruit?  Smiley



I wasn't impugning your research, dear SV.  In fact an old "official" lyric book used to say "you're a starbucker, starbucker, starbucker," much to the delight of a certain poster on this board. 

Can't really be sure about it with a guy who sings "trying to plake some girl" and "drives my imagilation" in the same song.

I like "citrus fruit" though.  I'll surely think it next time "Starbucker" comes out of my speakers.  Wink
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As a sidenote, Mr. Rat once told me that a major problem is chicks not wiping well, so that when you go to eat them out, you can taste urine. So not only are chicks pissing all over toilet seats everywhere, but they're not even wiping themselves well. Stupid bitches.

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Ok.  Yes.    I would like to vent on this timely subject.  I think lately people are eating a bad diet. THEY SMELL BAD.  b/c when I go to pee at work, the stalls smell BAD like somebody smells funky nasty.   I go 2 floors up now to teh bathroom. Because they pee all over the toilet too. these are FEMALES@!!! wtf is GOING ON HERE?
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As a sidenote, Mr. Rat once told me that a major problem is chicks not wiping well, so that when you go to eat them out, you can taste urine. So not only are chicks pissing all over toilet seats everywhere, but they're not even wiping themselves well. Stupid bitches.

Discuss.





Ok.  Yes.    I would like to vent on this timely subject.  I think lately people are eating a bad diet. THEY SMELL BAD.  b/c when I go to pee at work, the stalls smell BAD like somebody smells funky nasty.   I go 2 floors up now to teh bathroom. Because they pee all over the toilet too. these are FEMALES@!!! wtf is GOING ON HERE?


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[quote] Because they pee all over the toilet too. these are FEMALES@!!! wtf is GOING ON HERE?


Second reference in this thread to females peeing on the bowl.  How is this anatomically possible?  Aren't women naturally aimed at a 45-degree angle down when sitting?  Ouch!

As for the smell, it's those damn vegetarians, no doubt.
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"  I would like to vent on this timely subject.  I think lately people are eating a bad diet. THEY SMELL BAD.  b/c when I go to pee at work, the stalls smell BAD like somebody smells funky nasty.   "

smells funky nasty ?!


SMELLS FUNKY NASTY ?!


You should have ' experienced ' all the various and sundry ' smells ' in / around the office  restrooms on Monday .

** PHEW !!! **


Don't get me wrong , I love Superbowl Sunday but there is nothing , NOTHING super about what " moves " thru thems toilet bowels on the Day After ( ...the new Black Monday )

I mean , when individuals start crapping up all them cheetos , tostitos and ' crackers with salsa ' .... the stench can literally , LITERALLY  make a WWII Combat Veteran who fought during the Battle of the Bulge  break down and curl up in the fetal position .


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Grade A posting everyone.
THIS is the way to welcome to newbie to RO!!!!

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I like "citrus fruit" though.  I'll surely think it next time "Starbucker" comes out of my speakers.  Wink


what? you mean...those aren't the lyrics to the song?! my god, man!

my entire posting life has been a sham!


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"  I would like to vent on this timely subject.  I think lately people are eating a bad diet. THEY SMELL BAD.  b/c when I go to pee at work, the stalls smell BAD like somebody smells funky nasty.   "

smells funky nasty ?!


SMELLS FUNKY NASTY ?!


You should have ' experienced ' all the various and sundry ' smells ' in / around the office  restrooms on Monday .

** PHEW !!! **


Don't get me wrong , I love Superbowl Sunday but there is nothing , NOTHING super about what " moves " thru thems toilet bowels on the Day After ( ...the new Black Monday )

I mean , when individuals start crapping up all them cheetos , tostitos and ' crackers with salsa ' .... the stench can literally , LITERALLY  make a WWII Combat Veteran who fought during the Battle of the Bulge  break down and curl up in the fetal position .


" Wipe Me Ronnie !!!! "




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LOL I had to laugh too when I read her post. Stay out of men's rooms honey!
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Zack wrote on Feb 5th, 2009 at 10:25am:
I like "citrus fruit" though.  I'll surely think it next time "Starbucker" comes out of my speakers.  Wink


what? you mean...those aren't the lyrics to the song?! my god, man!

my entire posting life has been a sham!



1st time this year that I can agree with you! You rock! You rock! You rock!
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"can of tasty foam"?

I've been singing the wrong lyrics all this time?
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Isn't the line "your tricks with fruit was kinda cute, I betcha keep yer pussy clean..."?
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Don't make me go to Gas3X!
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SheRat wrote on Feb 5th, 2009 at 5:37am:
As a sidenote, Mr. Rat once told me that a major problem is chicks not wiping well, so that when you go to eat them out, you can taste urine. So not only are chicks pissing all over toilet seats everywhere, but they're not even wiping themselves well. Stupid bitches.


That may be, but most men are far less practiced than women regarding keeping their nether regions fresh and funky-free...imho.
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GotToRollMe wrote on Feb 5th, 2009 at 1:23pm:
SheRat wrote on Feb 5th, 2009 at 5:37am:
As a sidenote, Mr. Rat once told me that a major problem is chicks not wiping well, so that when you go to eat them out, you can taste urine. So not only are chicks pissing all over toilet seats everywhere, but they're not even wiping themselves well. Stupid bitches.


That may be, but most men are far less practiced than women regarding keeping their nether regions fresh and funky-free...imho.



Only YOU can get away with that one!!!!

Personally, I think the bidet is a wonderful thing.  It should be the standard for proper toileting! Cheesy
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PartyDoll MEG wrote on Feb 5th, 2009 at 1:30pm:
GotToRollMe wrote on Feb 5th, 2009 at 1:23pm:
SheRat wrote on Feb 5th, 2009 at 5:37am:
As a sidenote, Mr. Rat once told me that a major problem is chicks not wiping well, so that when you go to eat them out, you can taste urine. So not only are chicks pissing all over toilet seats everywhere, but they're not even wiping themselves well. Stupid bitches.


That may be, but most men are far less practiced than women regarding keeping their nether regions fresh and funky-free...imho.



Only YOU can get away with that one!!!!

Personally, I think the bidet is a wonderful thing.  It should be the standard for proper toileting! Cheesy


I agree!  Bidets are da bomb!
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Just to set the record straight:


STARFUCKER
(M. Jagger/K. Richards)

Baby, baby, I've been so sad since you've been gone
Way back to New York City
Where you do belong
Honey, I miss your two-tone kisses
Legs wrapped around me tight
If I ever get back to Fun City, girl
I'm gonna make you scream all night

Honey, honey, call me on the telephone
I know you're movin' out to Hollywood
With your can of tasty foam
All those beat up friends of mine
Got to get you in their books
Lead guitars and movie stars
Get their tongues beneath your hood

Yeah! You're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
Yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star

Yeah, I heard about your Polaroids
Now that's what I call obscene
Your tricks with fruit was kinda cute
I bet ya keep your pussy clean
Honey, I miss your two-tone kisses
Legs wrapped around me tight
If I ever get back to New York, girl
Gonna make you scream all night

Yeah! You're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star
Yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star
A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star.... yes you are, yes you are, yes you are

Yeah, Ali McGraw got mad with you
For givin' head to Steve McQueen
Yeah, you and me, we made a pretty pair
Ballin' through the Silver Screen
Honey, I'm open to anything
I don't know where to draw the line
Yeah, I'll make bets that you're gonna get
John Wayne before he dies

Yeah! You're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star
Yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star
A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star
Yes you are
A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star   Yeah!
A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star    Oh yeah!
A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star   Woo!
A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star    (yes you are)...,
Starfucker starfucker, starfucker starfucker starfucker   yes you are, yes you are!... Oh yeah!  Woo....

Oh-Yeah - Oh! Give us a kiss
With a twist    
Ball me girl
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Right again...Well, except for the live versions...
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StreetsofLover??!!

Starfucker????

oh me, oh my.....


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It's always interesting to me how people react when I call it out that moron women are pissing all over toilet seats everywhere. I myself have had to leave notes on the stall doors in my office asking whether people using it were raised in a barn. I also have a graf from a Dave Barry article about it that I will xerox and tape to the door when I don't feel like writing something out myself. And the more "classy" the joint is, the more disgusting the bathrooms. This is because those chicks are more likely to think their asses are too precious to touch the seats.  

I often will go into the men's because it's simply cleaner. And that's the truth.

Sounds like Zack likes some flavah on his sucklings.

Dude, here's a tip: I am SheRat. I didn't marry some sexually unadventerous dude. Nor is noticing the hypocrisy of chicks who are always whinging about what slobs men are but then they taste like piss unadventerous. It's observant. And doubly so since his stage name is Piss Pissedoffherson.

Which, by the way, did anyone see how this made The Onion's List of Funny Band Names for 2008?

http://www.avclub.com/articles/2008-the-year-in-band-names,16747/5/
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GotToRollMe wrote on Feb 5th, 2009 at 8:48am:
StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 4th, 2009 at 7:50pm:
PartyDoll MEG wrote on Feb 4th, 2009 at 7:39pm:
Well on second thought.... maybe it is Short and Curlies?


that's enuff outta you. let's play nice.


FOP?


keep me out of this.  i want nothing to do with fruit or womans private parts and foam.  but thats not really true.
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i've only been on this board for about 24 hours; i can't believe you people haven't worked these items out for yourselves before i got here.  
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StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 5th, 2009 at 8:09pm:
i've only been on this board for about 24 hours; i can't believe you people haven't worked these items out for yourselves before i got here.  



Trust me....You can be on here for 24 years....Their will always be issues Nolte - The Rocks Off patron saint
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This is because those chicks are more likely to think their asses are too precious to touch the seats.  




The case, is solv-ed.

Just joshin' around about the mister, Sherat.  In reality, I'm no Napoleon.
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SheRat wrote on Feb 5th, 2009 at 6:12pm:
It's always interesting to me how people react when I call it out that moron women are pissing all over toilet seats everywhere. I myself have had to leave notes on the stall doors in my office asking whether people using it were raised in a barn. I also have a graf from a Dave Barry article about it that I will xerox and tape to the door when I don't feel like writing something out myself. And the more "classy" the joint is, the more disgusting the bathrooms. This is because those chicks are more likely to think their asses are too precious to touch the seats.  


Ah, the "hover" crowd...I've used plenty of men's rooms for that very reason.
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StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 5th, 2009 at 8:09pm:
i've only been on this board for about 24 hours; i can't believe you people haven't worked these items out for yourselves before i got here.  


Oh this is nothin'. Stick around. It's a Rolling Stones message board, and we're in the middle of a dry spell tour-wise. Hey! Ho!
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StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 5th, 2009 at 8:09pm:
i've only been on this board for about 24 hours; i can't believe you people haven't worked these items out for yourselves before i got here.  


Oh this is nothin'. Stick around. It's a Rolling Stones message board, and we're in the middle of a dry spell tour-wise. Hey! Ho!


they've been dryer than this; i think it's something else.
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Could it be that . . . STONES FANS ARE SEX-CRAZED PERVERT LUNATICS???!!


BWAAAHHAAHHHAAAHHHAAAA!!!! Blank Frigging Stare Kiss my undercover ass :howefun :necrophillicpost Nolte - The Rocks Off patron saint really?
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StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 6th, 2009 at 9:59am:
GotToRollMe wrote on Feb 6th, 2009 at 9:28am:
StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 5th, 2009 at 8:09pm:
i've only been on this board for about 24 hours; i can't believe you people haven't worked these items out for yourselves before i got here.  


Oh this is nothin'. Stick around. It's a Rolling Stones message board, and we're in the middle of a dry spell tour-wise. Hey! Ho!


they've been dryer than this; i think it's something else.


Yah, and that something else is that you're an easy target, which you keep proving with every post. I love when newbies come on and think they're somehow above hazing. Fresh Meat! Dirty Debutantes! Barely Legal!

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" i've only been on this board for about 24 hours; i can't believe you people haven't worked these items out for yourselves before i got here.  "

When I ( The Joey ) first began posting during the Carter Administration there were just as many ' issues ' to be worked out then as there are right now .


Still , all in all , the constant -- albeit vociferous  --  coalescing of the vapors of one's Stonesian religosity foments a scurrilous yet egregious ......................................... WAIT !!!! :


Oh my GOD !!!!! ....... this is going to be friggin HUGE !!!! :


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SheRat wrote on Feb 6th, 2009 at 12:14pm:
StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 6th, 2009 at 9:59am:
GotToRollMe wrote on Feb 6th, 2009 at 9:28am:
StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 5th, 2009 at 8:09pm:
i've only been on this board for about 24 hours; i can't believe you people haven't worked these items out for yourselves before i got here.  


Oh this is nothin'. Stick around. It's a Rolling Stones message board, and we're in the middle of a dry spell tour-wise. Hey! Ho!


they've been dryer than this; i think it's something else.


Yah, and that something else is that you're an easy target, which you keep proving with every post. I love when newbies come on and think they're somehow above hazing. Fresh Meat! Dirty Debutantes! Barely Legal!

WHOOO HOOO!


i guess i'm on a roll with my posts....like a kaiser roll...fresh meat and all.
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" So exciting! "


Yes , so much so that I could literally , LITERALLY just drop a log .


Joe Sea Scroll !!!!
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I love Peter Sellers, btw.

has anyone seen the steve martin pink panthers? wtf?
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guess what my favorite stones song is?



is that you jb?

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SheRat wrote on Feb 6th, 2009 at 12:14pm:
StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 6th, 2009 at 9:59am:
GotToRollMe wrote on Feb 6th, 2009 at 9:28am:
StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 5th, 2009 at 8:09pm:
i've only been on this board for about 24 hours; i can't believe you people haven't worked these items out for yourselves before i got here.  


Oh this is nothin'. Stick around. It's a Rolling Stones message board, and we're in the middle of a dry spell tour-wise. Hey! Ho!


they've been dryer than this; i think it's something else.


Yah, and that something else is that you're an easy target, which you keep proving with every post. I love when newbies come on and think they're somehow above hazing. Fresh Meat! Dirty Debutantes! Barely Legal!

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SheRat wrote on Feb 6th, 2009 at 12:14pm:
StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 6th, 2009 at 9:59am:
GotToRollMe wrote on Feb 6th, 2009 at 9:28am:
StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 5th, 2009 at 8:09pm:
i've only been on this board for about 24 hours; i can't believe you people haven't worked these items out for yourselves before i got here.  


Oh this is nothin'. Stick around. It's a Rolling Stones message board, and we're in the middle of a dry spell tour-wise. Hey! Ho!


they've been dryer than this; i think it's something else.


Yah, and that something else is that you're an easy target, which you keep proving with every post. I love when newbies come on and think they're somehow above hazing. Fresh Meat! Dirty Debutantes! Barely Legal!

WHOOO HOOO!



This newbie is a RO oldie.


never heard of an Oldie But Newbie?
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SheRat wrote on Feb 6th, 2009 at 12:14pm:
StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 6th, 2009 at 9:59am:
GotToRollMe wrote on Feb 6th, 2009 at 9:28am:
StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 5th, 2009 at 8:09pm:
i've only been on this board for about 24 hours; i can't believe you people haven't worked these items out for yourselves before i got here.  


Oh this is nothin'. Stick around. It's a Rolling Stones message board, and we're in the middle of a dry spell tour-wise. Hey! Ho!


they've been dryer than this; i think it's something else.


Yah, and that something else is that you're an easy target, which you keep proving with every post. I love when newbies come on and think they're somehow above hazing. Fresh Meat! Dirty Debutantes! Barely Legal!

WHOOO HOOO!



This newbie is a RO oldie. Cue Pensioner Porn metaphors.


figured as much. we don't get newbies around here. we did have that 16 year old brit annieX at the couch but tele hit on her and she bolted.


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I love Peter Sellers, btw.

has anyone seen the steve martin pink panthers? wtf?



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yah, streetsoflover outed theyself to me alreadies. I won't bust him/her though. Cause I never kept a secret I didn't smoke.


or a dollar past sunset.

da da da, dee dee dee and whatever the hell else you wanna put in there....
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When he said how many records & CD's he had, it was a cinch. Who else cares how much they have?
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Reading this thread thinking ~ you guys are sick!!


"Your tricks with fruit was kind a cute
I bet it keep your pussy clean"  

thats from Lew's site and usually right on.


Ya know those lyrics never made much sense to me either. I imagiine a banana or strawberrys which would be messy, but never anything citrus, such as a lemon lime which could clean you off! How about some whipped cream for a topping on that fruit? Maybe thats what it means, you'll be LICKED CLEAN! Haha yeah.
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