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Re: Newbie reporting
Reply #25 - Feb 5^th, 2009 at 10:25am

SweetVirginia wrote on Feb 5^th, 2009 at 6:07am:

I copied the lyrics from the Rolling Stones website. In the "music" section you can go to "songs" and see the lyrics. Doesn't mean that's the way Mick always sang it, but it is the "official" lyric. Maybe it was citrus fruit?

I wasn't impugning your research, dear SV. In fact an old "official" lyric book used to say "you're a starbucker, starbucker, starbucker," much to the delight of a certain poster on this board.

Can't really be sure about it with a guy who sings "trying to plake some girl" and "drives my imagilation" in the same song.

I like "citrus fruit" though. I'll surely think it next time "Starbucker" comes out of my speakers. Wink

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Reply #26 - Feb 5^th, 2009 at 10:37am

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As a sidenote, Mr. Rat once told me that a major problem is chicks not wiping well, so that when you go to eat them out, you can taste urine. So not only are chicks pissing all over toilet seats everywhere, but they're not even wiping themselves well. Stupid bitches.

Discuss.

Ok. Yes. I would like to vent on this timely subject. I think lately people are eating a bad diet. THEY SMELL BAD. b/c when I go to pee at work, the stalls smell BAD like somebody smells funky nasty. I go 2 floors up now to teh bathroom. Because they pee all over the toilet too. these are FEMALES@!!! wtf is GOING ON HERE?

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Re: Newbie reporting
Reply #27 - Feb 5^th, 2009 at 10:49am

Tumbled wrote on Feb 5^th, 2009 at 10:37am:

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As a sidenote, Mr. Rat once told me that a major problem is chicks not wiping well, so that when you go to eat them out, you can taste urine. So not only are chicks pissing all over toilet seats everywhere, but they're not even wiping themselves well. Stupid bitches.

Discuss.

Ok. Yes. I would like to vent on this timely subject. I think lately people are eating a bad diet. THEY SMELL BAD. b/c when I go to pee at work, the stalls smell BAD like somebody smells funky nasty. I go 2 floors up now to teh bathroom. Because they pee all over the toilet too. these are FEMALES@!!! wtf is GOING ON HERE?

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Re: Newbie reporting
Reply #28 - Feb 5^th, 2009 at 11:00am

Tumbled wrote on Feb 5^th, 2009 at 10:37am:

[quote] Because they pee all over the toilet too. these are FEMALES@!!! wtf is GOING ON HERE?

Second reference in this thread to females peeing on the bowl. How is this anatomically possible? Aren't women naturally aimed at a 45-degree angle down when sitting? Ouch!

As for the smell, it's those damn vegetarians, no doubt.

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Re: Newbie reporting
Reply #29 - Feb 5^th, 2009 at 11:12am

" I would like to vent on this timely subject. I think lately people are eating a bad diet. THEY SMELL BAD. b/c when I go to pee at work, the stalls smell BAD like somebody smells funky nasty. "

smells funky nasty ?!

SMELLS FUNKY NASTY ?!

You should have ' experienced ' all the various and sundry ' smells ' in / around the office restrooms on Monday .

** PHEW !!! **

Don't get me wrong , I love Superbowl Sunday but there is nothing , NOTHING super about what " moves " thru thems toilet bowels on the Day After ( ...the new Black Monday )

I mean , when individuals start crapping up all them cheetos , tostitos and ' crackers with salsa ' .... the stench can literally , LITERALLY make a WWII Combat Veteran who fought during the Battle of the Bulge break down and curl up in the fetal position .

" Wipe Me Ronnie !!!! "

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Re: Newbie reporting
Reply #31 - Feb 5^th, 2009 at 12:07pm

Zack wrote on Feb 5^th, 2009 at 10:25am:

I like "citrus fruit" though. I'll surely think it next time "Starbucker" comes out of my speakers. Wink

what? you mean...those aren't the lyrics to the song?! my god, man!

my entire posting life has been a sham!

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PartyDoll MEG Rocks Off Regular Offline Just one drink from your lovin' cup Posts: 3,125	Re: Newbie reporting Reply #32 - Feb 5^th, 2009 at 1:04pm Now we gp from pussy to peeing?..... Please (Joey) lets just forget the other orifice.......
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Re: Newbie reporting
Reply #33 - Feb 5^th, 2009 at 1:06pm

Joey wrote on Feb 5^th, 2009 at 11:12am:

" I would like to vent on this timely subject. I think lately people are eating a bad diet. THEY SMELL BAD. b/c when I go to pee at work, the stalls smell BAD like somebody smells funky nasty. "

smells funky nasty ?!

SMELLS FUNKY NASTY ?!

You should have ' experienced ' all the various and sundry ' smells ' in / around the office restrooms on Monday .

** PHEW !!! **

Don't get me wrong , I love Superbowl Sunday but there is nothing , NOTHING super about what " moves " thru thems toilet bowels on the Day After ( ...the new Black Monday )

I mean , when individuals start crapping up all them cheetos , tostitos and ' crackers with salsa ' .... the stench can literally , LITERALLY make a WWII Combat Veteran who fought during the Battle of the Bulge break down and curl up in the fetal position .

" Wipe Me Ronnie !!!! "

Brown Stinky ! ™

LOL I had to laugh too when I read her post. Stay out of men's rooms honey!

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Re: Newbie reporting
Reply #34 - Feb 5^th, 2009 at 1:07pm

Starbuck wrote on Feb 5^th, 2009 at 12:07pm:

Zack wrote on Feb 5^th, 2009 at 10:25am:

I like "citrus fruit" though. I'll surely think it next time "Starbucker" comes out of my speakers. Wink

what? you mean...those aren't the lyrics to the song?! my god, man!

my entire posting life has been a sham!

1st time this year that I can agree with you! You rock!

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PartyDoll MEG Rocks Off Regular Offline Just one drink from your lovin' cup Posts: 3,125	Re: Newbie reporting Reply #35 - Feb 5^th, 2009 at 1:17pm "can of tasty foam"? I've been singing the wrong lyrics all this time?
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glencar Ex Member	Re: Newbie reporting Reply #36 - Feb 5^th, 2009 at 1:20pm Isn't the line "your tricks with fruit was kinda cute, I betcha keep yer pussy clean..."?
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glencar Ex Member	Re: Newbie reporting Reply #37 - Feb 5^th, 2009 at 1:20pm Don't make me go to Gas3X!
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Re: Newbie reporting
Reply #38 - Feb 5^th, 2009 at 1:23pm

SheRat wrote on Feb 5^th, 2009 at 5:37am:

As a sidenote, Mr. Rat once told me that a major problem is chicks not wiping well, so that when you go to eat them out, you can taste urine. So not only are chicks pissing all over toilet seats everywhere, but they're not even wiping themselves well. Stupid bitches.

That may be, but most men are far less practiced than women regarding keeping their nether regions fresh and funky-free...imho.

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Re: Newbie reporting
Reply #40 - Feb 5^th, 2009 at 1:30pm

GotToRollMe wrote on Feb 5^th, 2009 at 1:23pm:

SheRat wrote on Feb 5^th, 2009 at 5:37am:

As a sidenote, Mr. Rat once told me that a major problem is chicks not wiping well, so that when you go to eat them out, you can taste urine. So not only are chicks pissing all over toilet seats everywhere, but they're not even wiping themselves well. Stupid bitches.

That may be, but most men are far less practiced than women regarding keeping their nether regions fresh and funky-free...imho.

Only YOU can get away with that one!!!!

Personally, I think the bidet is a wonderful thing. It should be the standard for proper toileting! Cheesy

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Re: Newbie reporting
Reply #41 - Feb 5^th, 2009 at 1:32pm

PartyDoll MEG wrote on Feb 5^th, 2009 at 1:30pm:

GotToRollMe wrote on Feb 5^th, 2009 at 1:23pm:

SheRat wrote on Feb 5^th, 2009 at 5:37am:

As a sidenote, Mr. Rat once told me that a major problem is chicks not wiping well, so that when you go to eat them out, you can taste urine. So not only are chicks pissing all over toilet seats everywhere, but they're not even wiping themselves well. Stupid bitches.

That may be, but most men are far less practiced than women regarding keeping their nether regions fresh and funky-free...imho.

Only YOU can get away with that one!!!!

Personally, I think the bidet is a wonderful thing. It should be the standard for proper toileting! Cheesy

I agree! Bidets are da bomb!

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Re: Newbie reporting
Reply #42 - Feb 5^th, 2009 at 1:35pm

Just to set the record straight:

STARFUCKER
(M. Jagger/K. Richards)

Baby, baby, I've been so sad since you've been gone
Way back to New York City
Where you do belong
Honey, I miss your two-tone kisses
Legs wrapped around me tight
If I ever get back to Fun City, girl
I'm gonna make you scream all night

Honey, honey, call me on the telephone
I know you're movin' out to Hollywood
With your can of tasty foam
All those beat up friends of mine
Got to get you in their books
Lead guitars and movie stars
Get their tongues beneath your hood

Yeah! You're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
Yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star

Yeah, I heard about your Polaroids
Now that's what I call obscene
Your tricks with fruit was kinda cute
I bet ya keep your pussy clean
Honey, I miss your two-tone kisses
Legs wrapped around me tight
If I ever get back to New York, girl
Gonna make you scream all night

Yeah! You're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star
Yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star
A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star.... yes you are, yes you are, yes you are

Yeah, Ali McGraw got mad with you
For givin' head to Steve McQueen
Yeah, you and me, we made a pretty pair
Ballin' through the Silver Screen
Honey, I'm open to anything
I don't know where to draw the line
Yeah, I'll make bets that you're gonna get
John Wayne before he dies

Yeah! You're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star
Yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star
A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star
Yes you are
A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star Yeah!
A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star Oh yeah!
A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star Woo!
A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star (yes you are)...,
Starfucker starfucker, starfucker starfucker starfucker yes you are, yes you are!... Oh yeah! Woo....

Oh-Yeah - Oh! Give us a kiss
With a twist
Ball me girl

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Re: Newbie reporting
Reply #45 - Feb 5^th, 2009 at 6:12pm

It's always interesting to me how people react when I call it out that moron women are pissing all over toilet seats everywhere. I myself have had to leave notes on the stall doors in my office asking whether people using it were raised in a barn. I also have a graf from a Dave Barry article about it that I will xerox and tape to the door when I don't feel like writing something out myself. And the more "classy" the joint is, the more disgusting the bathrooms. This is because those chicks are more likely to think their asses are too precious to touch the seats.

I often will go into the men's because it's simply cleaner. And that's the truth.

Sounds like Zack likes some flavah on his sucklings.

Dude, here's a tip: I am SheRat. I didn't marry some sexually unadventerous dude. Nor is noticing the hypocrisy of chicks who are always whinging about what slobs men are but then they taste like piss unadventerous. It's observant. And doubly so since his stage name is Piss Pissedoffherson.

Which, by the way, did anyone see how this made The Onion's List of Funny Band Names for 2008?

http://www.avclub.com/articles/2008-the-year-in-band-names,16747/5/

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Reply #46 - Feb 5^th, 2009 at 7:35pm

GotToRollMe wrote on Feb 5^th, 2009 at 8:48am:

StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 4^th, 2009 at 7:50pm:

PartyDoll MEG wrote on Feb 4^th, 2009 at 7:39pm:

Well on second thought.... maybe it is Short and Curlies?

that's enuff outta you. let's play nice.

FOP?

keep me out of this. i want nothing to do with fruit or womans private parts and foam. but thats not really true.

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