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Mick's lips to be preserved for posterity
Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 12:05pm

Mick's lips to be preserved for posterity
Written by whatinthe world
Story written: 02 February 2009

How Mick's lips could possibly look on display Rolling Stones front man Mick Jagger's lips will preserved and placed on permanent display in the British Museum after Jumpin'Jack Flash has gone to meet his maker. The Curator of the Museum announced that the exhibit would be unique and quite unlike any other historical display in the world.

The British Museum has not disclosed how it will attain the famous orifical features and debate is continuing on whether the Museum will pay any money for Jagger's priceless asset.

The singer himself was surprised hear the news. "They want what? My lips? What else do they want? My c..k?"

It is believed that Jagger may now have a price on his head and anybody willing to knock him off and exchange his lips for a cool cash amount will be considered.

So Mick, beware the Midnight Rambler and keep an eye on those Wild Horses lest they come and take you away.

This is how Mick's lips could possibly look on display:

« Last Edit: Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 12:51pm by moy »

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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: Mick's lips to be preserved for posterity Reply #1 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 12:14pm I hope this is satire. But I do have an actual splinter of Christ's cross I'd be willing to sell. Cheap. Lets say 100,000 dollars?
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Heart Of Stone Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules Posts: 4,001 Charlottetown Prince Edward Is Gender:	Re: Mick's lips to be preserved for posterity Reply #2 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 12:21pm What next? Pete Townshend's nose?
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glencar Ex Member	Re: Mick's lips to be preserved for posterity Reply #3 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 1:33pm Rosie O'Donnell's ass cheeks?
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glencar Ex Member	Re: Mick's lips to be preserved for posterity Reply #4 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 1:33pm Brucie Springsteen's false modesty?
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glencar Ex Member	Re: Mick's lips to be preserved for posterity Reply #5 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 1:34pm That Oasis guy's massive ego?
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Re: Mick's lips to be preserved for posterity
Reply #6 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 2:24pm

wasn't john dillinger's manhood preserved in a jar of formeldehyde somewheres?

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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,528 joyzee Gender:	Re: Mick's lips to be preserved for posterity Reply #7 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 2:33pm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ve7Urto1_Q
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Re: Mick's lips to be preserved for posterity
Reply #8 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 3:49pm

OK I went to The British Museum and it's fabulous. It's FREE admission, and they serve a traditional English Tea in the restaurant, which isnt just a cup of tea, it's a fabulous lunch, and there are several floors of anchient art from all over the world, and the building itself is a masterpiece or architecture. So I say, MICK's LIPS would be a welcome exhibit!

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SweetVirginia Rocks Off Regular Offline I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it Posts: 1,427 NY Gender:	Re: Mick's lips to be preserved for posterity Reply #9 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 4:15pm Quote: Rosie O'Donnell's ass cheeks? Come on...the British Museum isn't THAT big.....
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beatbabe Rocks Off Regular Offline Here I am. Posts: 42 Gender:	Re: Mick's lips to be preserved for posterity Reply #10 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 4:20pm Well, now I have heard it all.
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gorda Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,131 Gender:	Re: Mick's lips to be preserved for posterity Reply #11 - Feb 3^rd, 2009 at 2:01am Quote: The singer himself was surprised hear the news. "They want what? My lips? What else do they want? My c..k?" YES! THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT!
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Zack Rocks Off Regular Offline Chiba Face Rules You Bastards! Posts: 1,727 Dakar Gender:	Re: Mick's lips to be preserved for posterity Reply #12 - Feb 3^rd, 2009 at 4:51am Quote: Brucie Springsteen's false modesty? That's right up there with "shitocrats."
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 16,037 Wonderland Gender:	Re: Mick's lips to be preserved for posterity Reply #13 - Feb 3^rd, 2009 at 9:06am If they put the lips in a museum, how many of you will pay to kiss those lips? :necrophillicpost :necrophillicpost :necrophillicpost :necrophillicpost :necrophillicpost
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 16,037 Wonderland Gender:	Re: Mick's lips to be preserved for posterity Reply #14 - Feb 3^rd, 2009 at 9:07am gorda wrote on Feb 3^rd, 2009 at 2:01am: Quote: The singer himself was surprised hear the news. "They want what? My lips? What else do they want? My c..k?" YES! THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT!
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glencar Ex Member	Re: Mick's lips to be preserved for posterity Reply #15 - Feb 3^rd, 2009 at 11:48am Zack wrote on Feb 3^rd, 2009 at 4:51am: Quote: Brucie Springsteen's false modesty? That's right up there with "shitocrats." Well, I try...
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glencar Ex Member	Re: Mick's lips to be preserved for posterity Reply #16 - Feb 3^rd, 2009 at 11:48am gorda wrote on Feb 3^rd, 2009 at 2:01am: Quote: The singer himself was surprised hear the news. "They want what? My lips? What else do they want? My c..k?" YES! THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT! LOL You are pretty good yourself!
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Sioux Rocks Off Regular Offline Brian Jones---Foundation Stone--Golden Stone Posts: 4,176 Virginia, U.S.A. Gender:	Re: Mick's lips to be preserved for posterity Reply #17 - Feb 5^th, 2009 at 6:10pm Uh, Mick's lips today are not the plump juicy lips of the 60's. Don't know how they'd go about preserving THOSE...
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