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Zack Rocks Off Regular Offline Chiba Face Rules You Bastards! Posts: 1,727 Dakar Gender:	Re: Newbie reporting Reply #50 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 3:37am SheRat wrote on Feb 5^th, 2009 at 6:12pm: This is because those chicks are more likely to think their asses are too precious to touch the seats. The case, is solv-ed. Just joshin' around about the mister, Sherat. In reality, I'm no Napoleon.
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Re: Newbie reporting
Reply #51 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 9:24am

SheRat wrote on Feb 5^th, 2009 at 6:12pm:

It's always interesting to me how people react when I call it out that moron women are pissing all over toilet seats everywhere. I myself have had to leave notes on the stall doors in my office asking whether people using it were raised in a barn. I also have a graf from a Dave Barry article about it that I will xerox and tape to the door when I don't feel like writing something out myself. And the more "classy" the joint is, the more disgusting the bathrooms. This is because those chicks are more likely to think their asses are too precious to touch the seats.

Ah, the "hover" crowd...I've used plenty of men's rooms for that very reason.

"She delivers right on time,&&I can't resist a corny line, &&But take the shine right off your shoes"&&&&"When I die I want to be burned and blown up Gazza's ass. Is he up for that? Is he a true stones fan. I know Voodoo would do it." - TomL '07&& &&..'til the wheels come off...

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GotToRollMe Rocks Off Regular Offline 'soft and freaky' Posts: 1,918 Gender:	Re: Newbie reporting Reply #52 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 9:28am StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 5^th, 2009 at 8:09pm: i've only been on this board for about 24 hours; i can't believe you people haven't worked these items out for yourselves before i got here. Oh this is nothin'. Stick around. It's a Rolling Stones message board, and we're in the middle of a dry spell tour-wise. Hey! Ho!
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Re: Newbie reporting
Reply #53 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 9:59am

GotToRollMe wrote on Feb 6^th, 2009 at 9:28am:

StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 5^th, 2009 at 8:09pm:

i've only been on this board for about 24 hours; i can't believe you people haven't worked these items out for yourselves before i got here.

Oh this is nothin'. Stick around. It's a Rolling Stones message board, and we're in the middle of a dry spell tour-wise. Hey! Ho!

they've been dryer than this; i think it's something else.

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Zack Rocks Off Regular Offline Chiba Face Rules You Bastards! Posts: 1,727 Dakar Gender:	Re: Newbie reporting Reply #54 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 11:51am Could it be that . . . STONES FANS ARE SEX-CRAZED PERVERT LUNATICS???!! BWAAAHHAAHHHAAAHHHAAAA!!!! :howefun :necrophillicpost
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Re: Newbie reporting
Reply #55 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 12:14pm

StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 6^th, 2009 at 9:59am:

GotToRollMe wrote on Feb 6^th, 2009 at 9:28am:

StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 5^th, 2009 at 8:09pm:

i've only been on this board for about 24 hours; i can't believe you people haven't worked these items out for yourselves before i got here.

Oh this is nothin'. Stick around. It's a Rolling Stones message board, and we're in the middle of a dry spell tour-wise. Hey! Ho!

they've been dryer than this; i think it's something else.

Yah, and that something else is that you're an easy target, which you keep proving with every post. I love when newbies come on and think they're somehow above hazing. Fresh Meat! Dirty Debutantes! Barely Legal!

WHOOO HOOO!

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Re: Newbie reporting
Reply #56 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 12:17pm

" i've only been on this board for about 24 hours; i can't believe you people haven't worked these items out for yourselves before i got here. "

When I ( The Joey ) first began posting during the Carter Administration there were just as many ' issues ' to be worked out then as there are right now .

Still , all in all , the constant -- albeit vociferous -- coalescing of the vapors of one's Stonesian religosity foments a scurrilous yet egregious ......................................... WAIT !!!! :

Oh my GOD !!!!! ....... this is going to be friggin HUGE !!!! :

*** ABRUPT END TO TRANSMISSION !!!! ***

&&&&D.J. Jazzy Joe and the Fresh Prince of Boca Raton !™&& *** " VICTORY !!!! " ***

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Re: Newbie reporting
Reply #57 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 12:24pm

SheRat wrote on Feb 6^th, 2009 at 12:14pm:

StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 6^th, 2009 at 9:59am:

GotToRollMe wrote on Feb 6^th, 2009 at 9:28am:

StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 5^th, 2009 at 8:09pm:

i've only been on this board for about 24 hours; i can't believe you people haven't worked these items out for yourselves before i got here.

Oh this is nothin'. Stick around. It's a Rolling Stones message board, and we're in the middle of a dry spell tour-wise. Hey! Ho!

they've been dryer than this; i think it's something else.

i guess i'm on a roll with my posts....like a kaiser roll...fresh meat and all.

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glencar Ex Member	Re: Newbie reporting Reply #58 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 12:25pm So exciting!
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Joey I Have No Life! Online Posts: 20,262 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Newbie reporting Reply #59 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 12:26pm " So exciting! " Yes , so much so that I could literally , LITERALLY just drop a log . Joe Sea Scroll !!!!
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SheRat Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 381 Chicago, IL Gender:	Re: Newbie reporting Reply #60 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 1:24pm I love Peter Sellers, btw. has anyone seen the steve martin pink panthers? wtf?
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glencar Ex Member	Re: Newbie reporting Reply #61 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 1:24pm Didn't you already go today?
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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: Newbie reporting Reply #62 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 1:37pm StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 4^th, 2009 at 7:20pm: guess what my favorite stones song is? is that you jb? welcome back!
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Re: Newbie reporting
Reply #63 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 1:45pm

SheRat wrote on Feb 6^th, 2009 at 12:14pm:

StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 6^th, 2009 at 9:59am:

GotToRollMe wrote on Feb 6^th, 2009 at 9:28am:

StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 5^th, 2009 at 8:09pm:

i've only been on this board for about 24 hours; i can't believe you people haven't worked these items out for yourselves before i got here.

Oh this is nothin'. Stick around. It's a Rolling Stones message board, and we're in the middle of a dry spell tour-wise. Hey! Ho!

they've been dryer than this; i think it's something else.

This newbie is a RO oldie. Cue Pensioner Porn metaphors.

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Re: Newbie reporting
Reply #64 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 4:35pm

Gazza wrote on Feb 6^th, 2009 at 1:45pm:

SheRat wrote on Feb 6^th, 2009 at 12:14pm:

StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 6^th, 2009 at 9:59am:

GotToRollMe wrote on Feb 6^th, 2009 at 9:28am:

StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 5^th, 2009 at 8:09pm:

i've only been on this board for about 24 hours; i can't believe you people haven't worked these items out for yourselves before i got here.

Oh this is nothin'. Stick around. It's a Rolling Stones message board, and we're in the middle of a dry spell tour-wise. Hey! Ho!

they've been dryer than this; i think it's something else.

This newbie is a RO oldie.

never heard of an Oldie But Newbie?

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Re: Newbie reporting
Reply #65 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 4:49pm

Gazza wrote on Feb 6^th, 2009 at 1:45pm:

SheRat wrote on Feb 6^th, 2009 at 12:14pm:

StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 6^th, 2009 at 9:59am:

GotToRollMe wrote on Feb 6^th, 2009 at 9:28am:

StreetsofLover wrote on Feb 5^th, 2009 at 8:09pm:

i've only been on this board for about 24 hours; i can't believe you people haven't worked these items out for yourselves before i got here.

Oh this is nothin'. Stick around. It's a Rolling Stones message board, and we're in the middle of a dry spell tour-wise. Hey! Ho!

they've been dryer than this; i think it's something else.

This newbie is a RO oldie. Cue Pensioner Porn metaphors.

figured as much. we don't get newbies around here. we did have that 16 year old brit annieX at the couch but tele hit on her and she bolted.

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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,528 joyzee Gender:	Re: Newbie reporting Reply #66 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 4:57pm SheRat wrote on Feb 6^th, 2009 at 1:24pm: I love Peter Sellers, btw. has anyone seen the steve martin pink panthers? wtf? Being There has just be re-released
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SheRat Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 381 Chicago, IL Gender:	Re: Newbie reporting Reply #67 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 5:39pm yah, streetsoflover outed theyself to me alreadies. I won't bust him/her though. Cause I never kept a secret I didn't smoke. or a dollar past sunset. da da da, dee dee dee and whatever the hell else you wanna put in there....
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glencar Ex Member	Re: Newbie reporting Reply #68 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 6:42pm When he said how many records & CD's he had, it was a cinch. Who else cares how much they have?
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Re: Newbie reporting
Reply #69 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 10:01pm

Reading this thread thinking ~ you guys are sick!!

"Your tricks with fruit was kind a cute
I bet it keep your pussy clean"

thats from Lew's site and usually right on.

Ya know those lyrics never made much sense to me either. I imagiine a banana or strawberrys which would be messy, but never anything citrus, such as a lemon lime which could clean you off! How about some whipped cream for a topping on that fruit? Maybe thats what it means, you'll be LICKED CLEAN! Haha yeah.

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