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TomL Rocks Off Regular Offline Change the Fucking sets Posts: 1,149 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #25 - Sep 9^th, 2008 at 5:31pm Be cool brother I got to go get the craw fish boil going soon. Make sure my plane gets to Buffalo on time.
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glencar Ex Member	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #26 - Sep 9^th, 2008 at 5:36pm I only slow the planes of posters I hate! You'll get there early!
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Joey I Have No Life! Offline Posts: 20,262 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #27 - Sep 10^th, 2008 at 10:27am " LJ is bringing her lesbian friends over " I love Lesbians . " ... and I will try and convert. Worse case I watch them. "
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jaxx Ex Member	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #28 - Sep 10^th, 2008 at 12:42pm i knew there was an unmentioned line. i was reminded of it while listening to Pain of Love yesterday You dream of it passionate You get a rise from it Feel the hot cum Dripping on your thighs from it
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TomL Rocks Off Regular Offline Change the Fucking sets Posts: 1,149 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #29 - Sep 11^th, 2008 at 7:43pm Now that's hot you Denver vixen.....................Joey? :howefun
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Bitch Rocks Off Regular Offline I always get my Rocks Off! Posts: 4,900 FL - USA Gender:	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #30 - Sep 13^th, 2008 at 2:06pm thread's hijacked,,,, back on topic,,,, I know the correct A to this Q! THE DIRTIEST LINE IN ANY SONG IS: "YOU MADE A DEAD MAN CUMMMMMMMMMMM" Now who thought THAT up, MICK or KEEF?? Funny part about it is, I sing it all the time, everyone does, like it's NORMAL TO THINK ABOUT DEAD PEOPLE CUMMING!!!! It's fvcking sick!
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Re: Dirtiest Stones lines?
Reply #31 - Sep 14^th, 2008 at 9:16am

Bitch wrote on Sep 13^th, 2008 at 2:06pm:

thread's hijacked,,,, back on topic,,,,

I know the correct A to this Q! THE DIRTIEST LINE IN ANY SONG IS:

"YOU MADE A DEAD MAN CUMMMMMMMMMMM"

Now who thought THAT up, MICK or KEEF??

Funny part about it is, I sing it all the time, everyone does, like it's NORMAL TO THINK ABOUT DEAD PEOPLE CUMMING!!!! It's fvcking sick!

It's from an old Lucille Bogan song, Bitch - she was an incredibly dirty singer from the 30's that the Stones loved. Probably a popular saying around the juke joint from way back in the day. Tom Waits actually got to it first in the song "Pasties and a G String", but only the Stones could get it into an anthem known the world over.

I always liked:

"I love you dirty fucker/sister and brother/moaning in the moonlight."

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Re: Dirtiest Stones lines?
Reply #33 - Sep 15^th, 2008 at 9:56pm

Nasty Habits wrote on Sep 14^th, 2008 at 9:16am:

Bitch wrote on Sep 13^th, 2008 at 2:06pm:

thread's hijacked,,,, back on topic,,,,

I know the correct A to this Q! THE DIRTIEST LINE IN ANY SONG IS:

"YOU MADE A DEAD MAN CUMMMMMMMMMMM"

Now who thought THAT up, MICK or KEEF??

Funny part about it is, I sing it all the time, everyone does, like it's NORMAL TO THINK ABOUT DEAD PEOPLE CUMMING!!!! It's fvcking sick!

It's from an old Lucille Bogan song, Bitch - she was an incredibly dirty singer from the 30's that the Stones loved. Probably a popular saying around the juke joint from way back in the day. Tom Waits actually got to it first in the song "Pasties and a G String", but only the Stones could get it into an anthem known the world over.

I always liked:

"I love you dirty fucker/sister and brother/moaning in the moonlight."

Wow I never knew this! Thank you for the interesting factazoids! There is a blues song called 'Lucille', maybe a tribute to her, and she must have been a hard-core BOLD sexy lady! High admiration, I would love to hear her songs, if any records exist. Hows that Tom Waits song, any good?

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Re: Dirtiest Stones lines?
Reply #34 - Sep 15^th, 2008 at 10:14pm

I Found a whole bunch of song lyrics from Lucille Bogan on google. MANY OF HER SONG LYRICS WERE STOLEN BY MICK/KEEF! Not actually stolen but creatively reinvented using her ideas! Warning! Sexual xxx content, she's really raunchy!

SHAVE 'EM DRY (unexpurgated version)

I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,

I got somethin' between my legs'll make a dead man come,

Oh daddy, baby won't you shave 'em dry?

Aside: Now, draw it out!

Want you to grind me baby, grind me until I cry.

(Roland: Uh, huh.)

Say I fucked all night, and all the night before baby,

And I feel just like I wanna, fuck some more,

Oh great God daddy,

(Roland: Say you gonna get it. You need it.)

Grind me honey and shave me dry,

And when you hear me holler baby, want you to shave it dry.

I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,

Daddy you say that's the kind of 'em you want, and you can make 'em come,

Oh, daddy shave me dry,

(Roland: She ain't gonna work for it.)

And I'll give you somethin' baby, swear it'll make you cry.

I'm gon' turn back my mattress, and let you oil my springs,

I want you to grind me daddy, 'til the bell do ring,

Oh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry,

Oh great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby won't you try?

Now if fuckin' was the thing, that would take me to heaven,

I'd be fuckin' in the studio, till the clock strike eleven,

Oh daddy, daddy shave 'em dry,

I would fuck you baby, honey I'd make you cry.

Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapper,

And your dick stands up like a steeple,

Your goddam ass-hole stands open like a church door,

And the crabs walks in like people.

Aside: Ow, shit!

(Roland: Aah, sure enough, shave 'em dry?)

Aside: Ooh! Baby, won't you shave 'em dry

A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn,

And a pig gets fat from suckin',

Reason you see this whore, fat like I am,

Great God, I got fat from fuckin'.

Aside: Eeeeh! Shave 'em dry

(Roland: Aah, shake it, don't break it)

My back is made of whalebone,

And my cock is made of brass,

And my fuckin' is made for workin' men's two dollars,

Great God, round to kiss my ass.

Aside: Oh! Whoo, daddy, shave 'em dry

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Re: Dirtiest Stones lines?
Reply #35 - Sep 15^th, 2008 at 10:17pm

Bitch wrote on Sep 15^th, 2008 at 9:56pm:

Wow I never knew this! Thank you for the interesting factazoids! There is a blues song called 'Lucille', maybe a tribute to her, and she must have been a hard-core BOLD sexy lady! High admiration, I would love to hear her songs, if any records exist. Hows that Tom Waits song, any good?

"Pasties and a G-String" by Tom Waits, for your listening pleasure.
I think you're gonna like this one, Bitch!

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=1ONIONE9

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"She delivers right on time,&&I can't resist a corny line, &&But take the shine right off your shoes"&&&&"When I die I want to be burned and blown up Gazza's ass. Is he up for that? Is he a true stones fan. I know Voodoo would do it." - TomL '07&& &&..'til the wheels come off...

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Nasty Habits Rocks Off Regular Offline God Rolls His Own!! Posts: 451 The Land of the Blue Sky	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #36 - Sep 16^th, 2008 at 8:18am You think Shave 'Em Dry is nasty? Wait 'til you hear "Til the Cows Come Home", where she sweeps the floor with her pubes! Good god! This right here is the JOINT. 20 songs, available on Itunes for a Hamilton.
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glencar Ex Member	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #37 - Sep 16^th, 2008 at 8:40am But if I spend a hamilton, I'll only have a can of beans for the rest o' the week.
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Re: Dirtiest Stones lines?
Reply #38 - Sep 17^th, 2008 at 8:20pm

GotToRollMe wrote on Sep 15^th, 2008 at 10:17pm:

Bitch wrote on Sep 15^th, 2008 at 9:56pm:

Wow I never knew this! Thank you for the interesting factazoids! There is a blues song called 'Lucille', maybe a tribute to her, and she must have been a hard-core BOLD sexy lady! High admiration, I would love to hear her songs, if any records exist. Hows that Tom Waits song, any good?

"Pasties and a G-String" by Tom Waits, for your listening pleasure.
I think you're gonna like this one, Bitch!

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=1ONIONE9

Thanks GTRM, so are you recommending that I do the free membership and then downlad the songs? it seems complicated, is it?

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Nasty Habits Rocks Off Regular Offline God Rolls His Own!! Posts: 451 The Land of the Blue Sky	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #39 - Sep 19^th, 2008 at 9:00am Hey Bitch, you just type the three letters into the box next to it, hit enter, wait a few seconds, and click the free download. You don't have to join anything. I guess the females of the internet species may not be as familiar with the male as to the myriad uses for megaupload.
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Navin Rocks Off Regular Offline Long Time Jerk Posts: 18 Gender:	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #40 - Sep 19^th, 2008 at 6:38pm Sweeping the street, sucking the dirt Taking it hard, taking the hurt Look at the hungry laughing at me Look at the poor sick in the street Look at the rich feeding their faces Look at them run the whole place Making me angry, making me hurt Let them eat shit, let them eat dirt
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GotToRollMe Rocks Off Regular Offline 'soft and freaky' Posts: 1,918 Gender:	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #41 - Sep 19^th, 2008 at 6:51pm Nasty Habits wrote on Sep 16^th, 2008 at 8:18am: You think Shave 'Em Dry is nasty? Wait 'til you hear "Til the Cows Come Home", where she sweeps the floor with her pubes! Good god! This right here is the JOINT. 20 songs, available on Itunes for a Hamilton. Oh HELL yeah!
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Re: Dirtiest Stones lines?
Reply #42 - Sep 19^th, 2008 at 7:13pm

The info about Shave 'Em Dry is in the Stanley Booth book. Keith makes Stanley listen to the song as he's chopping out a line of smack.

I must admit, that after spending almost 20 years looking for Lucille Bogan records because of that book, it was nice to finally have the shit come out on CD.

Not to mention that it gave me my new band idea.

Lucille rocks. She's the badder-assed girls' Bessie Smith.

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Nasty Habits Rocks Off Regular Offline God Rolls His Own!! Posts: 451 The Land of the Blue Sky	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #43 - Sep 19^th, 2008 at 7:23pm I was hoping that sending out the Bogan vibrations would attract your attention. Have your researches ever revealed the deal with her use of the word "cocks" to refer to both male and female genitalia? It's sort of understated in Shave 'Em but over the top in Cows Come Home, which I hadn't heard until recently.
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Reply #44 - Sep 19^th, 2008 at 7:27pm

Nasty Habits wrote on Sep 19^th, 2008 at 7:23pm:

I was hoping that sending out the Bogan vibrations would attract your attention. Have your researches ever revealed the deal with her use of the word "cocks" to refer to both male and female genitalia? It's sort of understated in Shave 'Em but over the top in Cows Come Home, which I hadn't heard until recently.

ROTFLMAO!!

I was just thinkin' to myself that this was right up Ms. Rat's alley...
and guess who shows up right outta nowhere!!! Grin

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Reply #45 - Sep 19^th, 2008 at 7:41pm

In 18th-century English, you get a sense that "cock" is not only referent to a masculine fowl, but also to a spigot or other small piece of hardware. See the famous "All cocks and appurtenances" present on the eponymous newborn infant of Laurence Sterne's "Tristram Shandy." Cock might equal clit, or "big ol' clit" in Bogan.

A lookie at the Oxford English Dictionary at the library will give you the history of most English cussing. Sadly, mine's in another town, or I'd oblige you.

Does anybody remember back when the US pressings of Rolling Stones Records LPs were numbered with the prefix COC- and the UK ones with CUN- ? I always wondered if it indicated who was on top in terms of the record sales market. Just to bring back some Stones Content.

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Reply #46 - Sep 19^th, 2008 at 7:51pm

Nasty Habits wrote on Sep 19^th, 2008 at 7:23pm:

I was hoping that sending out the Bogan vibrations would attract your attention. Have your researches ever revealed the deal with her use of the word "cocks" to refer to both male and female genitalia? It's sort of understated in Shave 'Em but over the top in Cows Come Home, which I hadn't heard until recently.

"the deal"? I dunno...I think she's just trying to be as fuckin' badass as possible. With "Cows," you could think she's being lesbian (clit=cock), but then she talks about her boys have baseball bat dicks, so she's not, um, say trying to be overly butch. Which is why I think it's a hack. There's no reason she can't call her clit a cock and she wants us to think about that and know it (and like many of us, I'm sure she had seen her share of clit-sized dicks).

This song is on the second round of songs for us to cover. "Shave Em Dry" we're doing now and it's very difficult to pull off. I do I LOVE saying "And my cock is made of brass." Well, fuck that, I like singing the whole damn thing. The repurposing of it into straight delta blues has been kinda crazy.

Hi Meg!

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TomL Rocks Off Regular Offline Change the Fucking sets Posts: 1,149 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #47 - Sep 19^th, 2008 at 8:02pm Hey kitty kat rat. hope all is well.
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Reply #48 - Sep 19^th, 2008 at 8:02pm

SheRat wrote on Sep 19^th, 2008 at 7:51pm:

Nasty Habits wrote on Sep 19^th, 2008 at 7:23pm:

I was hoping that sending out the Bogan vibrations would attract your attention. Have your researches ever revealed the deal with her use of the word "cocks" to refer to both male and female genitalia? It's sort of understated in Shave 'Em but over the top in Cows Come Home, which I hadn't heard until recently.

"the deal"? I dunno...I think she's just trying to be as fuckin' badass as possible. With "Cows," you could think she's being lesbian (clit=cock), but then she talks about her boys have baseball bat dicks, so she's not, um, say trying to be overly butch. Which is why I think it's a hack. There's no reason she can't call her clit a cock and she wants us to think about that and know it (and like many of us, I'm sure she had seen her share of clit-sized dicks).

This song is on the second round of songs for us to cover. "Shave Em Dry" we're doing now and it's very difficult to pull off. I do I LOVE saying "And my cock is made of brass." Well, fuck that, I like singing the whole damn thing. The repurposing of it into straight delta blues has been kinda crazy.

Hi Meg!

The PERFECT thread for Ms Rat. i JUST told someone that, maybe TomL.
Welcome my friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LJ.

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SheRat Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 381 Chicago, IL Gender:	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #49 - Sep 19^th, 2008 at 8:49pm Hey guys! As for dirtiest lyrics, I throw down with Nasty and Stray Cat Blues: "I can see that you're 15 years old. No, I don't want your ID." MAN I loved that when I was 15 years old!
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