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Holden Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,259 Tampa Bay Gender:	Dirtiest Stones lines? Sep 7^th, 2008 at 11:27am Your tricks with fruit / were kinda cute / I bet it keeps your pussy clean. aahhh smells good / mmmhhh smells like caviar.
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fireontheplatter Ex Member	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #1 - Sep 7^th, 2008 at 12:38pm politicians garish wives with alcholic cunts like knives
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Pdog Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 6,123 aTx Gender:	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #2 - Sep 7^th, 2008 at 12:39pm kissing cunts in cannes
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Re: Dirtiest Stones lines?
Reply #3 - Sep 7^th, 2008 at 12:49pm

Cars as bodies(above); architecture as bodies:

"Then you knifed me in that dirty, filthy basement." Somebody got the shaft...

"...Ring your front doorbell..." In [snicker!] "I'm Going Down"

Compare with:

"Now he's ringing your bell..." ("New Faces" A lame title...unless he's ringing it with his face.)

Other architectural sex in Stones songs? ("Can't you Hear Me Knocking" as an extended metaphor for desire - from the blues school of "Come On into My Kitchen," et al.)

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That guy that punched Mick at Altamont...and all the Hell's Angels...all that bad acid let them hear A Bigger Bang!!

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glencar Ex Member	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #4 - Sep 7^th, 2008 at 2:11pm Hm, "Cocksucker Blues ck)" anyone? Where can I get my ass fucked/where can I get my cock sucked...
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Nasty Habits Rocks Off Regular Offline God Rolls His Own!! Posts: 451 The Land of the Blue Sky	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #5 - Sep 7^th, 2008 at 3:39pm You say you got a friend and she's wilder than you? Why don't you bring her upstairs? If she's so wild, she can join in too . . .
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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,528 joyzee Gender:	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #6 - Sep 7^th, 2008 at 4:23pm dirty work?
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Re: Dirtiest Stones lines?
Reply #8 - Sep 7^th, 2008 at 10:11pm

some of my faves :howefun

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But I've been bit and I've been tossed around

By every she-rat in this town

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Though the lies might be true

That's just cause the joke's about you

I'm so sick and tired hanging around with dogs like you

You're the first to get blamed, always the last bitch to get paid

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She went all the way, all the way

All the way down, yeah

She went all the way

All the way all the way

All the way, all the way down

How the years they rush on by

Birthdays, kids and suicides

Still I play the fool and strut

Still you're a slut

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Sometimes I'm sexy, move like a stud

Kicking the stall all night

Sometimes I'm so shy, got to be worked on

Don't have no bark or bite, alright

Yeah when you call my name

I salivate like a Pavlov dog

Yeah when you lay me out

My heart is bumpin' louder than a big bass drum, alright

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Yeah, you got satin shoes

Yeah, you got plastic boots

Y'all got cocaine eyes

Yeah, you got speed-freak jive

Can't you hear me knockin' on your window

Can't you hear me knockin' on your door

Can't you hear me knockin' down your dirty street, yeah

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Slipped my tongue in someone else's pie
Tasting better ev'ry time

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You can scandalize me

Scorn my name

You can steal my money

And that don't mean a doggone thing

Cause if you really think you can push it

I'm going to bust your knees with a bullet

Your crazy mama, ah yeah

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Who you got there in that hood, you look so fancy in those photographs
With your rubber gloves on you're a favorite with the Chiefs of Staff

You're doing such a wonderful job
You're a natural at working with dogs
Keeping everyone awake at night
With a touch of the prods

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From the first time such a crush

Such excitement, such a rush

In the kitchen, in the car

In the ditch, on the dirty floor

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I love you, dirty fucker

Sister and a brother

Moaning in the moonlight

Singing for your supper

'Cos I had it I had it I had it with you

I had it I had it I had it with you

Loved you in the lean years
Loved you in the fat ones
You're a mean mistreater
You're a dirty dirty rat scum

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Here I am

All alone and all dressed up to kill

Cause I'd much rather be with the boys

Than be with you

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I go wild when you're in my face

I go wild when I taste your taste

I go wild and I go insane

I get sick--somebody stop this pain

You left me I'm braindead

I'm feeling nothing strapped to my bed

On life support tubes in my nose

Tubes in my arms shot full of holes

I go wild act like a goat

And I get sick, lumps in my throat

I go wild

I go wild

I go crazy, I go insane

I get sick somebody stop this pain

And the doctors says you'll be okay

And if you'd only stay away

From femme fatales and dirty bitches

And daylight drabs and nighttime witches

And working girls and blue stockings

And dance hall babes and body poppers

And waitresses with broken noses

Checkout girls striking poses

And politicians' garish wives

With alcoholic cunts like knives

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I've been working so hard, And feelin' no pain
Sure got pains in my head, My legs feel limp
Don't want to hear no noise, Don't want to hear you cuss
I need peace of mind, Don't you make no fuss

Jump on top of me baby, Jump on top of me baby
Jump on top of me girl, Give it to me nice and slow

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Honey when you were young and fresh

And you need the touch of your flesh

Go take the treasure where you find it

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Baby, baby, I've been so sad since you've been gone

Way back to New York City

Where you do belong

Honey, I missed your two-tone kisses

Legs wrapped around me tight

If I ever get back to Fun City, girl

I'm gonna make you scream all night

Honey, honey, call me on the telephone

I know you're movin' out to Hollywood

With your can of tasty foam

All those beat up friends of mine

Got to get you in their books

Lead guitars and movie stars

Get their tongues beneath your hood

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You dream of it passionate
You get a rise from it
Feel the hot cum
Dripping on your thighs from it
Why why so divine, the pain of love

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fireontheplatter Ex Member	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #9 - Sep 8^th, 2008 at 3:52pm -i was a butcher cutting up meat my hands are bloody i'm dying on my feet- this is not dirty in a sexual way but it is dirty.
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monkey_man Rocks Off Regular Offline Fac ut vivas. Posts: 509	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #10 - Sep 8^th, 2008 at 4:15pm I can see that you're fifteen years old No I don't want your I.D.
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Mr. Sex Drugs Rock n Roll Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 309 Gender:	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #11 - Sep 8^th, 2008 at 5:32pm Parachute woman, will you blow me out?
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Re: Dirtiest Stones lines?
Reply #12 - Sep 8^th, 2008 at 10:16pm

Was the Line In roughjustice bleep out at the superbowl

One Time you were my baby chicken
now you've grown into a fox
once upon a time I was your little rooster
but now I just one of your Cocks. Blank Frigging Stare

Cute Not Dirty but I am sure the Network smooth out the line, There was another song That night with a smooth out Line, What was it.
Was it Start Me Up, With You make a Grown Man............... you made a grown man cry

you make a dead man cum Puke all over me (wait that is BLEED)

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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Online The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 16,067 Wonderland Gender:	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #13 - Sep 8^th, 2008 at 10:50pm The first to come to my mind was already posted by our friend from down under Slipped my tongue in someone else's pie
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Zack Rocks Off Regular Offline Chiba Face Rules You Bastards! Posts: 1,727 Dakar Gender:	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #14 - Sep 9^th, 2008 at 5:05am Mr. Sex Drugs Rock n Roll wrote on Sep 8^th, 2008 at 5:32pm: Parachute woman, will you blow me out? You forgot to add: "My heavy throbber's itchin' to lay a solid rhythm down." Me, I like the cunnilingus imagery in LSTNT: "I'm going red and my tongue's getting tired. I'm up a head, and my mouth's getting dry." Subtle.
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Blinded Rocks Off Regular Offline Cheetah Sluuut Posts: 20 Phila, PA Gender:	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #15 - Sep 9^th, 2008 at 12:55pm Sparks will fly When I finally get myself back on you, baby Going to step on the gas Going to get there real fast Going to fuck your sweet ass
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Re: Dirtiest Stones lines?
Reply #17 - Sep 9^th, 2008 at 3:36pm

Mister President, Mister Immigration Man,
Let me in, sweetie, to your fair land.
I'm Tampa bound and Memphis too,
Short Fat Fanny is on the loose.
Dig that sound on the radio,
Then slip it right across to that fuck face in Buffalo.
Nanky and TomL in ole D.C.,
Well they're gonna hold some shit for me.
Wham Bam Alaaaabam.. that fucker in Chicago don't give a Dam... flip flop cash a check and run out...
that mother fuckin tele done blown his top.
Well sure Bellied Voodoo is on the loose, talking into his shoe man what is worse.....
Fuck You Gazza is all he can say. GTRM is on the way.
SV will save the day, If PDM can make her way....
Joey's gonna have a Woodie all day...left over thongs man all the way......
Oh Yea......Oh Yea...............
Stones are playing at Constitution Hall That fucking StonesDoug has gone off the wall..
I hear Shattered coming down the B, OldKR has gone astray..
Mattman running through the crowd..
Looking for CC he's in a cloud......
Thank God Keith's driving the limo tonight, Salt of the earth man that's right.........

Oh Yea.......Oh Yea.....

At Giants Stadium everything was keen..
Jesus took me into his van man with a gleam..
We came out smiling all and all...
Yeager was flowing very tall........
Moose came over and lit another..
Rich was BBQ-ing like a mother.......

Yea....Oh Yea...........

Glencars watch-in planes all day...
Mr. Lawyer in Floor...a...da... makes em pay....
Ole Max Lugar in New York......
He's got that Couch man what a start....
Come on C10, Joey please don't fart....
And We are going through the day ...
Fuck You Gazza , Will ya... anyway....

Yea....Oh Yea................

Well Pdog we allllll hope someday.....That the Boys come.. back and play
They will light our ass's tonight, Like Nanky with a sheep man it's alright..
We know there getting old, but who would play She's So Cold.....
We all want a spring tour in one way...
Hey GJ I'm coming to stay.....

Oh Yea....Oh Yea(Horns going fucking wild)

Boomy...Boomy....Boomy man,,thanks 4 the kudos's.... I understand...
You should of been in Albany that night, when that fucking chick hurled pizza with fright...
That fucking shit hit me in the arm...
Gimmielildrink was laughing so strong...look at me man.... not my tits.....
While GJ was laying on the floor.......I couldn't fucking take no more...

Yea...Oh Yea.......

On A Bigger Bang in Ft. Lauderdale
I met Ronnie Wood...standing there..
All at once at his million dollar painting, I was wearing that two dollar jacket man... I was shaking...
Back to the bar after the show, go man go man go man go..
The waitress's all took off their tops...then we thought we'd get it right...
All we heard was last call, goooood night ya'll..
What a fucking crazy time....I woke up under the sink at quarter till nine.....

Oh yea....oh...Yea

That night in Baltimore was keen.....I was standing next to Mr. Watt's.. man what a dream........
Me and GJ snuck away...there was some chiba to pay...
Then from down the hall so bright, here comes Ronnie standing in the light...Oh Yea....
Back to party here we go,crab cakes and fillet was the show..
It was an experience so mean.....I bow to the Rock machine.....

Oh Yea....Oh Yea.......

Me and Duck in Little Rock...
Caught the 7AM man what a crock...
Over to the hotel we did go, JB and Blondie stole the show...
To the pre-party we proceed...drinks were flowing yes indeed...
I met that girl from TEXArcania.. She said I'm.Seventeen,,what's a matta.....OH YEA....
Out the door indeed I went..saying Tommy Boy.... it ain't right....

Yea... Oh Yea....

At my first Chicago night....
I thought I was Trump @ the BOARDROOM in fright..
LJ cosmetics at the door.....@ Kingston Mines I was on the floor....
After eating burritos as big as your head...off to Buddy Guy's we sped.
That concert all in all.... was the best RO summit so far....
Can't forget the second time...Meg was rockin all the time.....
We were waiting for one song...oh no not SOL....I am gone......
Peggy stealing shampoo all day......all of us talking in the hay....
Bye Parmeda we are gone...but we will be back it won't be long.

Yea...........Oh Yea.............

Back in Memphis it was 94…Crazy road trip was in store……
When we got down to ole Beale Street…
Drinks were flowing, the waitress was neat….then she bent over…
Said I’ll give you a treat…Stones are stopping by don’t retreat.….
Then somewhere around 12 PM, Ronnie and Keith came stumbling in……
They grabbed some guitar’s, down they went…..To play with the house band…on and on……
All I know was I was happy as can be……They were one mother fucking foot from me…..

Yea….Oh Yea………

It was a cold, windy Cleveland 81…
I was with my ex-wife…that bitch wasn’t fun….
Buying tickets outside the door…the guy said primo…nothing more……
Oh My God when we got in……fricken last row…I had to stand on the seat…….
I wanted to find that guy and shake him down…..Tie his balls like click clacks to the ground…..
All in all I’m glad I went……Going To A Go Go…money spent……….

Oh Yea….Oh Yea……….

Look out Manhattan…here we come…..Straight for the Beacon….. gonna have some fun……
On the road with StrayCat Dave…..this time a hotel…. not a cave……
It was then we all heard the news…..Not Another cancellation….we had the blues……
Started drinking very heavy that day…………Out the door… it’s OK……..
Got my picture in Times Square…..My friend CC standing there………yea…oh yea…..

Late that night and feeling right……Mr. Les Paul was out of sight……..
Woke up hard, woke up strong……..where’d I go wrong………
Back 2 the Square that day……to get my pic again and be on my way………
To my amaze I did stare………Fucking Sai Wong was born right there…….yea….oh yea……

Look you crazy fucking bitch…….I’m gonna throw you right in the ditch……..
She looked at me with a smile……..we guarantee all the while……..
Nervous that night as can be…….it was Sweet Va, scope, Maxy and me………
On November first… late that night………I was walking with some terrible fright………
SweetVa led the way…….grabbed my arm said it’s OK……..
Then we got in front of the crowd…….GTRM shouted loud………
Hey Sai Wong, she did say…..you can make it all the way……….oh yea….oh yea……

Got past number one and two………Then number three….he said yo………
He looked at the paper quite intense………who bought the ticket’s man….who’s on the fence……
I looked back at him in defense……..Fucking Sai Wong…….you know the rest…….
After the concert that night……..I was gleaming with delight………

OH YEA….OH YEA…………………

Back in Phiily...05
Into the City of Brotherly Love we did arrive.....
Blue Lena, Jaggerfan1, SweetVA and me....
Got to the gig early that night...Hot Rocks was playing with fright...
Me and CC on the floor...dancing we all wanted more...
Stones were great I must say....Get Up Stand Up all the way...
After the show late that night....
We grabbed a limo...and went on our way....
Yo hey brother change of coarse...9th and Wharton...don't delay.....
Man Pat's Steaks was good that night...
Back to Lena's for some drinks...
It was Vodka and Orange Crush with delight....
That was a very nice day...
Only thing missing was Paris' Pee Pee in the hay.......OH YEA...OH YEA......

Hit it Charlie............

Her love is ecstasy When her arms enfold me I hear her tender rhapsody But in reality, she doesn't Fucking know me...JMI once again..... running away with me...........

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glencar Ex Member	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #18 - Sep 9^th, 2008 at 5:07pm That could be a hit!
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TomL Rocks Off Regular Offline Change the Fucking sets Posts: 1,149 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #19 - Sep 9^th, 2008 at 5:12pm funny thing is it's all true. you coming to buffalo?
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glencar Ex Member	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #20 - Sep 9^th, 2008 at 5:13pm I'd love to but I already have plans & can't break them.
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TomL Rocks Off Regular Offline Change the Fucking sets Posts: 1,149 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #21 - Sep 9^th, 2008 at 5:17pm Cool, just a thought. I was thinking of LJ she needs someone to screw all night.
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glencar Ex Member	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #22 - Sep 9^th, 2008 at 5:23pm The whole hot dog up the butt thing scared me off...
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TomL Rocks Off Regular Offline Change the Fucking sets Posts: 1,149 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #23 - Sep 9^th, 2008 at 5:26pm We would not give a first timer a quarter pounder. A French fry would of worked to start . LJ is bringing her lesbian friends over and I will try and convert. Worse case I watch them.
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glencar Ex Member	Re: Dirtiest Stones lines? Reply #24 - Sep 9^th, 2008 at 5:28pm "Worst case" LOL
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