TomL
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Mister President, Mister Immigration Man, Let me in, sweetie, to your fair land. I'm Tampa bound and Memphis too, Short Fat Fanny is on the loose. Dig that sound on the radio, Then slip it right across to that fuck face in Buffalo. Nanky and TomL in ole D.C., Well they're gonna hold some shit for me. Wham Bam Alaaaabam.. that fucker in Chicago don't give a Dam... flip flop cash a check and run out... that mother fuckin tele done blown his top. Well sure Bellied Voodoo is on the loose, talking into his shoe man what is worse..... Fuck You Gazza is all he can say. GTRM is on the way. SV will save the day, If PDM can make her way.... Joey's gonna have a Woodie all day...left over thongs man all the way...... Oh Yea......Oh Yea............... Stones are playing at Constitution Hall That fucking StonesDoug has gone off the wall.. I hear Shattered coming down the B, OldKR has gone astray.. Mattman running through the crowd.. Looking for CC he's in a cloud...... Thank God Keith's driving the limo tonight, Salt of the earth man that's right.........
Oh Yea.......Oh Yea.....
At Giants Stadium everything was keen.. Jesus took me into his van man with a gleam.. We came out smiling all and all... Yeager was flowing very tall........ Moose came over and lit another.. Rich was BBQ-ing like a mother.......
Yea....Oh Yea...........
Glencars watch-in planes all day... Mr. Lawyer in Floor...a...da... makes em pay.... Ole Max Lugar in New York...... He's got that Couch man what a start.... Come on C10, Joey please don't fart.... And We are going through the day ... Fuck You Gazza , Will ya... anyway....
Yea....Oh Yea................
Well Pdog we allllll hope someday.....That the Boys come.. back and play They will light our ass's tonight, Like Nanky with a sheep man it's alright.. We know there getting old, but who would play She's So Cold..... We all want a spring tour in one way... Hey GJ I'm coming to stay.....
Oh Yea....Oh Yea(Horns going fucking wild) Boomy...Boomy....Boomy man,,thanks 4 the kudos's.... I understand... You should of been in Albany that night, when that fucking chick hurled pizza with fright... That fucking shit hit me in the arm... Gimmielildrink was laughing so strong...look at me man.... not my tits..... While GJ was laying on the floor.......I couldn't fucking take no more...
Yea...Oh Yea.......
On A Bigger Bang in Ft. Lauderdale I met Ronnie Wood...standing there.. All at once at his million dollar painting, I was wearing that two dollar jacket man... I was shaking... Back to the bar after the show, go man go man go man go.. The waitress's all took off their tops...then we thought we'd get it right... All we heard was last call, goooood night ya'll.. What a fucking crazy time....I woke up under the sink at quarter till nine.....
Oh yea....oh...Yea
That night in Baltimore was keen.....I was standing next to Mr. Watt's.. man what a dream........ Me and GJ snuck away...there was some chiba to pay... Then from down the hall so bright, here comes Ronnie standing in the light...Oh Yea.... Back to party here we go,crab cakes and fillet was the show.. It was an experience so mean.....I bow to the Rock machine.....
Oh Yea....Oh Yea.......
Me and Duck in Little Rock... Caught the 7AM man what a crock... Over to the hotel we did go, JB and Blondie stole the show... To the pre-party we proceed...drinks were flowing yes indeed... I met that girl from TEXArcania.. She said I'm.Seventeen,,what's a matta.....OH YEA.... Out the door indeed I went..saying Tommy Boy.... it ain't right....
Yea... Oh Yea....
At my first Chicago night.... I thought I was Trump @ the BOARDROOM in fright.. LJ cosmetics at the door.....@ Kingston Mines I was on the floor.... After eating burritos as big as your head...off to Buddy Guy's we sped. That concert all in all.... was the best RO summit so far.... Can't forget the second time...Meg was rockin all the time..... We were waiting for one song...oh no not SOL....I am gone...... Peggy stealing shampoo all day......all of us talking in the hay.... Bye Parmeda we are gone...but we will be back it won't be long.
Yea...........Oh Yea............. Back in Memphis it was 94…Crazy road trip was in store…… When we got down to ole Beale Street… Drinks were flowing, the waitress was neat….then she bent over… Said I’ll give you a treat…Stones are stopping by don’t retreat.…. Then somewhere around 12 PM, Ronnie and Keith came stumbling in…… They grabbed some guitar’s, down they went…..To play with the house band…on and on…… All I know was I was happy as can be……They were one mother fucking foot from me…..
Yea….Oh Yea………
It was a cold, windy Cleveland 81… I was with my ex-wife…that bitch wasn’t fun…. Buying tickets outside the door…the guy said primo…nothing more…… Oh My God when we got in……fricken last row…I had to stand on the seat……. I wanted to find that guy and shake him down…..Tie his balls like click clacks to the ground….. All in all I’m glad I went……Going To A Go Go…money spent……….
Oh Yea….Oh Yea……….
Look out Manhattan…here we come…..Straight for the Beacon….. gonna have some fun…… On the road with StrayCat Dave…..this time a hotel…. not a cave…… It was then we all heard the news…..Not Another cancellation….we had the blues…… Started drinking very heavy that day…………Out the door… it’s OK…….. Got my picture in Times Square…..My friend CC standing there………yea…oh yea…..
Late that night and feeling right……Mr. Les Paul was out of sight…….. Woke up hard, woke up strong……..where’d I go wrong……… Back 2 the Square that day……to get my pic again and be on my way……… To my amaze I did stare………Fucking Sai Wong was born right there…….yea….oh yea……
Look you crazy fucking bitch…….I’m gonna throw you right in the ditch…….. She looked at me with a smile……..we guarantee all the while…….. Nervous that night as can be…….it was Sweet Va, scope, Maxy and me……… On November first… late that night………I was walking with some terrible fright……… SweetVa led the way…….grabbed my arm said it’s OK…….. Then we got in front of the crowd…….GTRM shouted loud……… Hey Sai Wong, she did say…..you can make it all the way……….oh yea….oh yea……
Got past number one and two………Then number three….he said yo……… He looked at the paper quite intense………who bought the ticket’s man….who’s on the fence…… I looked back at him in defense……..Fucking Sai Wong…….you know the rest……. After the concert that night……..I was gleaming with delight………
OH YEA….OH YEA…………………
Back in Phiily...05 Into the City of Brotherly Love we did arrive..... Blue Lena, Jaggerfan1, SweetVA and me.... Got to the gig early that night...Hot Rocks was playing with fright... Me and CC on the floor...dancing we all wanted more... Stones were great I must say....Get Up Stand Up all the way... After the show late that night.... We grabbed a limo...and went on our way.... Yo hey brother change of coarse...9th and Wharton...don't delay..... Man Pat's Steaks was good that night... Back to Lena's for some drinks... It was Vodka and Orange Crush with delight.... That was a very nice day... Only thing missing was Paris' Pee Pee in the hay.......OH YEA...OH YEA......
Hit it Charlie............
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