Miss Amanda Jones. There's a whole TV show in those lyrics. Tell Dawn French I get points as a finder's fee.
"Crashing...but never a bore. The world of Amanda Jones." Send CV requests and showrunner offers through this website. (Gazza, if they bite, I'll send a donation.)
Down and down she goes
Our Amanda Jones
I said down and down and down and down
She'd look really lovely at home
Til somebody gonna come up and ask her
To live happily ever after, Miss Amanda Jones
On and on she goes
Little Miss Amanda Jones
I said on and on and on and on
Just watch her as she grows
Don't want to say it very obviously
But she's losing her nobility, Miss Amanda Jones
Hey girl don't you realize
The money invested in you
Hey girl you just got to find
Someone who'll really pull your family through
Up and up she goes
Our Amanda Jones
I said up and up and up and up
She looks quite delightfully stoned
She's the darling of the discotheque crowd
Of her lineage she's rightfully proud, Miss Amanda Jones
Hey girl with your nonsense nose
All pointing right down at the floor
Hey girl your suspender shows
And the girl behind you looks a bit unsure
Round and round she goes
The world of Amanda Jones
I said round and round and round and round
The balls and the dinners and shows
The little girl she just wanders about
Til it's time for her coming out, Miss Amanda Jones
Round and round and round
Round and round and round...