WAGNER’S RING CYCLE !!!!!!!!!!!!! ………. A HAMMER OF HEARTBEATS !!!!!!!!!!!!! …… What Joey .. ?! …… A Pocahontas Television Campaign Advertisement ?!
Frig No ! ……… I am talking about none other than the Lagavulin 16 Year Old Islay Single Malt Scotch Whisky .
Hello Me Stoneslings . Well , Emperor Xi and his Entourage arrived into town a bit early Friday Afternoon for a quick dinner at Warren Buffet’s House and then
straight up the street to The Brazen Head with a very special Cold Winter’s Night Treat ---- The “ Laga 16 “ . Me Stonesian Brothers and Sisters , as Xi himself
explained to us all Friday Evening , “ this is a fascinating turn on an essentially peaty Islay . The smoke offers a toasty element as it coyly introduces itself
on the nose , with hard candy as a partner . The peat comes on with salt spray in the mouth , but once again gets quite candy sweet , with a bread dough core .
On the finish the smoke fairly disappears for awhile as you enjoy the delicate sweetness , masking the next wave of toast at the outer limits . “ An absolutely
lovely young lady who pares down the Guinness Pints just enough to keep a nice steady buzz onward throughout the night .
Speaking of Pocahontas , I refuse to believe the American Public can tolerate one solid year of constant campaigning ( … her candidacy will suffocate
in the deep snows of Iowa and / or New Hampshire in 2020 ) . Our pets can not take this anymore ; my poor cat Buster has already demanded a ‘ second
home abroad ‘ this summer/ fall as Poca’s incessantly shrill shrieking fraud is causing his fur to shed at an alarming rate as he sucks down more and more
of his Bavarian Rose Water [ …. This is flavored European Water to keep him fully hydrated and off the booze ----- always …… The Booze ] . President Xi
developed a fantastic idea and wanted to know if there is any possible way The Congress of these United States can possibly and very quickly
declare our 45th President --- The Great President Donald J. Trump ( Supreme “ PRECIOUS “ Leader ! ) : PRESIDENT FOR LIFE !!!! ? ! …. !!!!!!!!!!
I stated that would solve our nation’s “ Pocahontas Problem “ once and for all and reduce many individual’s Pet Taxi expenses as they fly their animals to
foreign locations in order to save / protect their creature’s sanity -- I Like It . The Emperor replied , “ Works Well For Me ! “ Immediately his Entourage ,
myself and all attending waitresses began laughing hysterically as we clutched our abdomens , fell off our bar stools and began to roll around on the floor
in sheer delirium .
Soon Assistant Bar Manager Heather stopped by our side of the bar , whispered something in Xi’s ear and the two of them disappeared into the Robert
Emmet Room for the rest of the evening …… with the “ Laga 16 “ , of course