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glencar Ex Member	Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje Reply #25 - Jul 2^nd, 2009 at 4:27pm I played FTC. I'll try HTW now. I'm a bit tired so...
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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje Reply #26 - Jul 2^nd, 2009 at 4:35pm Quote: I played FTC. I'll try HTW now. I'm a bit tired so... NO!! HANG IN THERE!! DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!!!
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glencar Ex Member	Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje Reply #27 - Jul 2^nd, 2009 at 4:40pm Get me those heart paddle things!
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Reply #28 - Jul 2^nd, 2009 at 4:54pm

Operator: Paramedic 33, what is the address of your emergency?
Caller: I need an ambulance as soon as possible, sir

Ok sir, what's the phone number you are calling from?

Sir, we have a gentleman here that needs help. He's stopped breathing, he's not breathing and we are trying to pump him, but he's not, he's not...

Ok ok, how old is he?

He's 50 years old, sir

Ok. He's not conscious, he's not breathing?

Yes, he's not breathing sir

And he's not conscious either?

No, he's not conscious sir

Ok (pause). Alright, is he on the floor, where's he at right now?

He's on the bed sir, he's on the bed clutching a Tim Ries CD

Ok let's get him on the floor

Ok

Ok let's get him down to the floor. I'm gonna help you with CPR right now, Ok

We need him... we need a...

Yes, we're already on our way there. We're on our way. I'm gonna do as far as I can to help you over the phone. We're already on our way. Did anybody see him?

No we found him unconscious with this really bad jazz renditions of the Rolling Stones playing on his speakers!!

Oh he listened to bad Stones Muzak?

Yes. But he's not responding to anything to no... no... he's not responding to the CPR or anything

Oh, OK. Well we're on our way there. Meanwhile you need to blast the 'SCUE! Its the only thing that can revive him!!

Yes! VIVA LA SCUE!!!

"On saturday night we dont go home&&We bacchanal, there aint no dawn"&&&&&&&&

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glencar Ex Member	Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje Reply #29 - Jul 2^nd, 2009 at 4:59pm 50! WTF!!!!!!!!!
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platter Ex Member	Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje Reply #30 - Jul 2^nd, 2009 at 5:20pm glencar was an alright person...he lived to the ripe old age of 57.
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sweetcharmedlife Agent Provocateur Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,932 San Mateo Gender:	Re: FREE TICKETS for Tim Reis Rolling Stones Proje Reply #31 - Jul 2^nd, 2009 at 5:49pm Saint Sway wrote on Jul 2^nd, 2009 at 4:20pm: We already have Bobby Keys in the band! We don't need ANOTHER sax player. much less one that plays cheezy elevator music TIM REIS MUST GO!! But he's like the 15th Stone.
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