Saint Sway
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Operator: Paramedic 33, what is the address of your emergency? Caller: I need an ambulance as soon as possible, sir Ok sir, what's the phone number you are calling from?
Sir, we have a gentleman here that needs help. He's stopped breathing, he's not breathing and we are trying to pump him, but he's not, he's not...
Ok ok, how old is he?
He's 50 years old, sir
Ok. He's not conscious, he's not breathing?
Yes, he's not breathing sir
And he's not conscious either?
No, he's not conscious sir
Ok (pause). Alright, is he on the floor, where's he at right now?
He's on the bed sir, he's on the bed clutching a Tim Ries CD
Ok let's get him on the floor
Ok
Ok let's get him down to the floor. I'm gonna help you with CPR right now, Ok
We need him... we need a...
Yes, we're already on our way there. We're on our way. I'm gonna do as far as I can to help you over the phone. We're already on our way. Did anybody see him?
No we found him unconscious with this really bad jazz renditions of the Rolling Stones playing on his speakers!!
Oh he listened to bad Stones Muzak?
Yes. But he's not responding to anything to no... no... he's not responding to the CPR or anything
Oh, OK. Well we're on our way there. Meanwhile you need to blast the 'SCUE! Its the only thing that can revive him!!
Yes! VIVA LA SCUE!!!
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