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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	The Main Motels Thread Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 5:14pm MM can post anything he wants here at anytime ever. And you can choose to view it. No new threads.
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robpop Rocks Off Regular Offline My name is called disturbance! Posts: 1,881 City of Champions Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #1 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 5:16pm Dou you think this will work?
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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #2 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 5:17pm oh fuck no.
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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #3 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 5:19pm dude gets a wild hair up his ass, post it here. It bounces to the top! Plus it's his very own thread, sorta like Joey.
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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #4 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 5:51pm I hear they say broken hearts will mend but when they do they're never good as new... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig4w9CimmPc
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #5 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 6:11pm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R56YHyMjelE
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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #6 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 6:17pm We have saved 4 threads thus far... Yes we can.
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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #7 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 6:18pm Quote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R56YHyMjelE thats not bad
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sweetcharmedlife Agent Provocateur Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,932 San Mateo Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #8 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 6:43pm Some Guy wrote on Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 5:19pm: dude gets a wild hair up his ass, post it here. It bounces to the top! Plus it's his very own thread, sorta like Joey. Does that mean he gets 15 different threads....just like Joey
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Nellcote Rocks Off Regular Offline So, what's your point? Posts: 2,920 Funifuti	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #9 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 7:12pm I've been trying to Google, look up in Websters as well as find the Wikipedia definitiion of CrytureVoidOfForm Anyone know what this is?
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sweetcharmedlife Agent Provocateur Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,932 San Mateo Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #10 - Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 7:14pm Nellcote wrote on Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 7:12pm: I've been trying to Google, look up in Websters as well as find the Wikipedia definitiion of CrytureVoidOfForm Anyone know what this is? Some drunk guy from Maine?
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Zack Rocks Off Regular Offline Chiba Face Rules You Bastards! Posts: 1,727 Dakar Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #11 - Feb 3^rd, 2009 at 5:13am Motels' threads are like car accidents. You don't want to look but . . .
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glencar Ex Member	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #12 - Feb 3^rd, 2009 at 11:49am Oh no, his stuff is bloodier!
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Kilroy Rocks Off Regular Offline I love this place! Posts: 2,860 Mickville Virginny USA Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #13 - Feb 3^rd, 2009 at 6:18pm Am I missing Something? Candy was on the Old site I thought I bring him over to the new home.
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stonedinaustralia Rocks Off Regular Offline wake up crackers or we all through!! Posts: 859	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #14 - Feb 3^rd, 2009 at 6:32pm Nellcote wrote on Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 7:12pm: I've been trying to Google, look up in Websters as well as find the Wikipedia definitiion of CrytureVoidOfForm Anyone know what this is? a mis-spelled Dylan quote i believe Nellie - see Shelter From the Storm
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Re: The Main Motels Thread
Reply #15 - Feb 5^th, 2009 at 6:03pm

stonedinaustralia wrote on Feb 3^rd, 2009 at 6:32pm:

Nellcote wrote on Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 7:12pm:

I've been trying to Google, look up in Websters as well as find the Wikipedia definitiion of

CrytureVoidOfForm

Anyone know what this is?

a mis-spelled Dylan quote i believe Nellie - see Shelter From the Storm

Yeah. Mis-spelled because the correct spelling was one character too long to work properly.

Anyway I was surprised to see this post almost on page 2. Cry

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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #16 - Feb 5^th, 2009 at 6:58pm Zack wrote on Feb 3^rd, 2009 at 5:13am: Motels' threads are like car accidents. You don't want to look but . . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umrp1tIBY8Q
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Re: The Main Motels Thread
Reply #17 - Feb 5^th, 2009 at 10:13pm

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Feb 5^th, 2009 at 6:03pm:

stonedinaustralia wrote on Feb 3^rd, 2009 at 6:32pm:

Nellcote wrote on Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 7:12pm:

I've been trying to Google, look up in Websters as well as find the Wikipedia definitiion of

CrytureVoidOfForm

Anyone know what this is?

a mis-spelled Dylan quote i believe Nellie - see Shelter From the Storm

Yeah. Mis-spelled because the correct spelling was one character too long to work properly.

Anyway I was surprised to see this post almost on page 2. Cry

God forbid....Otherwise we might have missed the Sonny & Cher video. will ya 2

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robpop Rocks Off Regular Offline My name is called disturbance! Posts: 1,881 City of Champions Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #18 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 3:28am This thread has failed.
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #19 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 5:52pm [/quote] God forbid....Otherwise we might have missed the Sonny & Cher video. [/quote] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiZXjHxgMaQ&feature=related
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Re: The Main Motels Thread
Reply #20 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 6:11pm

stonedinaustralia wrote on Feb 3^rd, 2009 at 6:32pm:

Nellcote wrote on Feb 2^nd, 2009 at 7:12pm:

I've been trying to Google, look up in Websters as well as find the Wikipedia definitiion of

CrytureVoidOfForm

Anyone know what this is?

a mis-spelled Dylan quote i believe Nellie - see Shelter From the Storm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRwKudE2Qdw&feature=related

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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #21 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 6:13pm best thread ever.
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Joey I Have No Life! Offline Posts: 20,262 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #22 - Feb 7^th, 2009 at 11:31am " This thread has failed " Frig yeah it has ' failed ' . This particular thread died in the ass at approximately 14:15 CDT ; 02-06-09 . RIP JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJACKY !
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #24 - Feb 10^th, 2009 at 2:18am real wild child wrote on Feb 9^th, 2009 at 6:37pm: Main Motels never sleeps... :howefun Only when I hafta grab a quick nap...
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #25 - Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:03am You gotta watch it all. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyOGEkHVVwU&feature=related Come Dancing ala Miley Cyrus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQeg8NBS_Bs&feature=related
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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #26 - Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:14am
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #27 - Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:17am Some Guy wrote on Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:14am:
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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #28 - Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:21am
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #29 - Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:21am Some Guy wrote on Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:21am:
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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #30 - Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:24am
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #31 - Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:25am Some Guy wrote on Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:24am: Hey....when the Rock n Roll Age is over let me know. I might miss it.
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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #32 - Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:27am Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:25am: Some Guy wrote on Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:24am: Hey....when the Rock n Roll Age is over let me know. I might miss it.
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Re: The Main Motels Thread
Reply #33 - Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:31am

This is his thread. We told him he could do what he wants here. This is his thread. We told him he could do what he wants here. This is his thread. We told him he could do what he wants here. This is his thread. We told him he could do what he wants here. This is his thread. We told him he could do what he wants here. This is his thread. We told him he could do what he wants here. This is his thread. We told him he could do what he wants here.

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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #34 - Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:32am
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Reply #35 - Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:34am

Zack wrote on Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:31am:

This is his thread. We told him he could do what he wants here. This is his thread. We told him he could do what he wants here. This is his thread. We told him he could do what he wants here. This is his thread. We told him he could do what he wants here. This is his thread. We told him he could do what he wants here. This is his thread. We told him he could do what he wants here. This is his thread. We told him he could do what he wants here.

Mainey owns it!

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Re: The Main Motels Thread
Reply #36 - Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:38am

Zack wrote on Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:31am:

This is his thread. We told him he could do what he wants here. This is his thread. We told him he could do what he wants here. This is his thread. We told him he could do what he wants here. This is his thread. We told him he could do what he wants here. This is his thread. We told him he could do what he wants here. This is his thread. We told him he could do what he wants here. This is his thread. We told him he could do what he wants here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7cXQM3IG8g

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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #37 - Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:42am
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #38 - Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:46am "Once you post it that shit stays there forever" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJS8j9YYB9w&feature=related
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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #39 - Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:48am http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg8lSyGavc4
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #40 - Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:50am "STONESIAN" Define Please.
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #41 - Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:52am http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYRajKfZYb0
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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #42 - Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:53am Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:50am: "STONESIAN" Define Please. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1x125YT3hk
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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #43 - Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:58am Some Guy wrote on Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:53am: Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:50am: "STONESIAN" Define Please. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1x125YT3hk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40pkxluDsIw
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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #44 - Feb 10^th, 2009 at 9:00am Some Guy wrote on Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:58am: Some Guy wrote on Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:53am: Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:50am: "STONESIAN" Define Please. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1x125YT3hk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40pkxluDsIw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcSgdE5pATI
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Reply #45 - Feb 10^th, 2009 at 9:13am

Some Guy wrote on Feb 10^th, 2009 at 9:00am:

Some Guy wrote on Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:58am:

Some Guy wrote on Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:53am:

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Feb 10^th, 2009 at 8:50am:

"STONESIAN"

Define Please.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1x125YT3hk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40pkxluDsIw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcSgdE5pATI

I thought you said STONEDESIAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtiH4RCdYTk

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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #46 - Feb 10^th, 2009 at 9:16am This thread is "motelsian".........?????
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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #47 - Feb 10^th, 2009 at 9:19am Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Feb 10^th, 2009 at 9:16am: This thread is "motelsian".........????? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxHCrjOnpOs
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #48 - Feb 10^th, 2009 at 9:23am Some Guy wrote on Feb 10^th, 2009 at 9:19am: Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Feb 10^th, 2009 at 9:16am: This thread is "motelsian".........????? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxHCrjOnpOs Nope .... it's more like this. In reality I am a sentamentalist sap. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3fqJkTeDNU
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Reply #49 - Feb 10^th, 2009 at 9:27am

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Feb 10^th, 2009 at 9:23am:

Some Guy wrote on Feb 10^th, 2009 at 9:19am:

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Feb 10^th, 2009 at 9:16am:

This thread is "motelsian".........????? You rock!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxHCrjOnpOs

Nope .... it's more like this. In reality I am a sentamentalist sap.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3fqJkTeDNU

You rock!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-VfbX6uBMc

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Re: The Main Motels Thread
Reply #50 - Feb 11^th, 2009 at 10:00am

Dropkick Murphys "Barroom Hero"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5NiYqp8HoM&feature=related

Dropkick Murphys - Kiss Me I'm Shitfaced
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCU81RKn5MQ&feature=related

I play in a band, we're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see

[Chorus:]
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
in the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round

I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid

[Chorus]

I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight
See my figure was chiseled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I've a house on the hill with a red water bed
That puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game

[Chorus x2]

Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shitting?

I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone

But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home

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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #52 - Feb 11^th, 2009 at 10:18am sweetcharmedlife wrote on Feb 11^th, 2009 at 10:15am: Your theme song MM? No. But I can identify with the narrator. Great set of lyrics.
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #53 - Feb 11^th, 2009 at 10:37am Personal theme songs? What a great idea for a thread start. I liked this one for awhile....when I was about 12 it drove my grandfather nuts. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ4K6YLFtNc
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #54 - Feb 11^th, 2009 at 10:48am If you love Texas blues, then this blues rock Cd's for you!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MmLS3UmUuo&feature=related
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Reply #55 - Feb 11^th, 2009 at 11:30am

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Feb 11^th, 2009 at 10:37am:

Personal theme songs? What a great idea for a thread start.

I liked this one for awhile....when I was about 12 it drove my grandfather nuts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ4K6YLFtNc

these days, your posts on the Rocks Off Message Board are that song, and we are your grandfather.

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Re: The Main Motels Thread
Reply #56 - Feb 11^th, 2009 at 11:46am

Saint Sway wrote on Feb 11^th, 2009 at 11:30am:

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Feb 11^th, 2009 at 10:37am:

Personal theme songs? What a great idea for a thread start.

I liked this one for awhile....when I was about 12 it drove my grandfather nuts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ4K6YLFtNc

these days, your posts on the Rocks Off Message Board are that song, and we are your grandfather.

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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #57 - Feb 11^th, 2009 at 12:37pm your grandpappy had you pegged at 12
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Reply #59 - Feb 15^th, 2009 at 3:15pm

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Feb 11^th, 2009 at 10:00am:

Dropkick Murphys "Barroom Hero"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5NiYqp8HoM&feature=related

Dropkick Murphys - Kiss Me I'm Shitfaced
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCU81RKn5MQ&feature=related

I play in a band, we're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see

[Chorus:]
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
in the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round

I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid

[Chorus]

I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight
See my figure was chiseled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I've a house on the hill with a red water bed
That puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game

[Chorus x2]

Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shitting?

I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone

But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home

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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #61 - Feb 15^th, 2009 at 4:13pm [quote author=Zack link=1233616499/50#60 date=1234732763 You have the technology. You can rebuild MM. You can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster . . . [/quote] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2dgpvQcHfo&feature=related
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glencar Ex Member	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #63 - Feb 16^th, 2009 at 7:40am Thass old skool...
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #72 - Feb 16^th, 2009 at 5:24pm A little something to test your attention span and concentration skills. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3_VMPkzI8A
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Reply #74 - Feb 18^th, 2009 at 7:35pm

Kid Rock gets his own beer!
Let's go get drunk

Newsday.com
Feb 17, 2009

This week's reason Kid Rock may be one of the five coolest people walking the Earth these days:

A beer-maker in Webberville [Michigan] has gotten a state tax break to create a new craft beer for musician Kid Rock.

I don't know too many details about the economic stimulus package, but I'm fairly certain there is no line item specifying such a tax credit. I could be wrong, though. I mean, Kid Rock IS the Rock 'N Roll Jesus, for heaven's sake!

The Michigan Brewing Co. has designs on investing $7 million for the new Kid Rock beer. No word just yet on what the name of the beer will be. We suggest "Bawitdaba Beer," followed by "Kid Rock's All Summer Long Ale" to compete with Sam Adams summer ale.

There's potential here. What the heck, right? I mean, the Michigan Brewing Co. got $723,000 in tax credits over seven years.

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Reply #75 - Feb 19^th, 2009 at 9:05am

IT'S ANIMAL ATTRACTION
WEIRD JUNGLE LOVE BEHIND CHIMP TRAGEDY
February 19, 2009

She fed him filet mignon and lobster tails. They shared cozy glasses of wine. They bathed and slept together. He tenderly brushed her hair. She gave him gifts and sweet kisses. He drew her pictures.

But this was no ordinary affair of the heart. Sandra Herold was engaging in these loving acts with a 200-pound pet ape.

Herold's human friends said they were always leery of the interspecies intimacy.

If you love a simian, set them free, some tried to tell her - long before Travis went bananas Monday and mauled and mangled Herold's 55-year-old friend Charla Nash.

"It's just weird," one friend said. "It's an animal, not a person. What she had with that monkey was not normal."

It is not uncommon for people to replace the affection of a departed loved one with that of an animal, experts say.

Travis became both a surrogate child and spouse, following the deaths of her daughter in a car accident several years ago and her husband five years ago, friends and psychologists said.

Even if there was no monkey-panky, pals say they were intimate.

"In popular culture, chimpanzees are used as a kind of parody of human behavior - and it seems that this animal became almost a parody of her relationship with her husband," said Howard Welsh, a professor of clinical psychiatry at NYU.

"At the same time, this woman was depriving this animal of a whole world. She made this world for the chimp simply her. He was a chimp in a gilded cage."

Travis lived his entire life in Herold's habitat. In his younger days, he appeared in commercials, including spots for Old Navy and Coca-Cola, but mostly he was hers and hers alone.

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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #77 - Feb 19^th, 2009 at 10:06am scientists have repeatedly warned the Unholy Trinity that an attack like this could happen here if they continue to feed and coddle Joey
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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,528 joyzee Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #79 - Feb 19^th, 2009 at 5:08pm tarzan no like this story..........
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #80 - Feb 20^th, 2009 at 2:39pm claustrophobic adjective 1 describes a place which is small and enclosed, and makes you feel uncomfortable when you are in it: My room's a bit claustrophobic. 2 describes a person suffering from a fear of being in enclosed spaces
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glencar Ex Member	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #85 - Feb 20^th, 2009 at 5:27pm Don't you have something to do? Anything?
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #86 - Feb 20^th, 2009 at 5:32pm Quote: Don't you have something to do? Anything? Yeah. Watch TV.....and eat popcorn.
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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #90 - Mar 4^th, 2009 at 5:24pm Saint Sway wrote on Mar 4^th, 2009 at 5:20pm: hey!! I sorta recognize that dude... he's an EMT, no? for my baby Sway- the baddest mothafuckas on erf! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEUTBkw9fC0
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Reply #93 - Mar 4^th, 2009 at 5:33pm

Some Guy wrote on Mar 4^th, 2009 at 5:24pm:

Saint Sway wrote on Mar 4^th, 2009 at 5:20pm:

hey!! I sorta recognize that dude... he's an EMT, no?

for my baby Sway- the baddest mothafuckas on erf!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEUTBkw9fC0

before he done run out of gas, correct?

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Reply #94 - Mar 4^th, 2009 at 5:41pm

Starbuck wrote on Mar 4^th, 2009 at 5:33pm:

Some Guy wrote on Mar 4^th, 2009 at 5:24pm:

Saint Sway wrote on Mar 4^th, 2009 at 5:20pm:

hey!! I sorta recognize that dude... he's an EMT, no?

for my baby Sway- the baddest mothafuckas on erf!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEUTBkw9fC0

before he done run out of gas, correct?

Run out of gas????

NEVER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJqAqHZri6w&feature=related

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Reply #95 - Mar 4^th, 2009 at 5:43pm

Starbuck wrote on Mar 4^th, 2009 at 5:33pm:

Some Guy wrote on Mar 4^th, 2009 at 5:24pm:

Saint Sway wrote on Mar 4^th, 2009 at 5:20pm:

hey!! I sorta recognize that dude... he's an EMT, no?

for my baby Sway- the baddest mothafuckas on erf!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEUTBkw9fC0

before he done run out of gas, correct?

dude, why??

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Reply #96 - Mar 4^th, 2009 at 5:43pm

Starbuck wrote on Mar 4^th, 2009 at 5:33pm:

Some Guy wrote on Mar 4^th, 2009 at 5:24pm:

Saint Sway wrote on Mar 4^th, 2009 at 5:20pm:

hey!! I sorta recognize that dude... he's an EMT, no?

for my baby Sway- the baddest mothafuckas on erf!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEUTBkw9fC0

before he done run out of gas, correct?

ancient reference lost on younger posters....

(but will soon be resurrected!!!)

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Reply #97 - Mar 4^th, 2009 at 5:45pm

Saint Sway wrote on Mar 4^th, 2009 at 5:43pm:

Starbuck wrote on Mar 4^th, 2009 at 5:33pm:

Some Guy wrote on Mar 4^th, 2009 at 5:24pm:

Saint Sway wrote on Mar 4^th, 2009 at 5:20pm:

hey!! I sorta recognize that dude... he's an EMT, no?

for my baby Sway- the baddest mothafuckas on erf!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEUTBkw9fC0

before he done run out of gas, correct?

ancient reference lost on younger posters....

(but will soon be resurrected!!!)

!

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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #99 - Mar 4^th, 2009 at 5:50pm "I done run out of gas" "I done run out of gas" "I done run out of jam"
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Ten Thousand Motels 0 (0.0%) Maine Motels 0 (0.0%) Bleeding Volcano 0 (0.0%) Ten Thousand Motels (Ex Member) 2 (50.0%) A Few Bricks Short of a Load 0 (0.0%) Poster child for Birth Control 1 (25.0%) Misunderestimated Genius 0 (0.0%) TTM, Male Prostitute 1 (25.0%) Total votes: 4 « Created by: Starbuck on: Feb 22^nd, 2009 at 4:54pm »