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Question: What name do you prefer best for our resident whacked out New Englander?

Ten Thousand Motels    
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Maine Motels    
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Bleeding Volcano    
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Ten Thousand Motels (Ex Member)    
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A Few Bricks Short of a Load    
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Poster child for Birth Control    
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Misunderestimated Genius    
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TTM, Male Prostitute    
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Total votes: 4
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Reply #75 - Feb 19th, 2009 at 9:05am
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IT'S ANIMAL ATTRACTION
WEIRD JUNGLE LOVE BEHIND CHIMP TRAGEDY
February 19, 2009

She fed him filet mignon and lobster tails. They shared cozy glasses of wine. They bathed and slept together. He tenderly brushed her hair. She gave him gifts and sweet kisses. He drew her pictures.

But this was no ordinary affair of the heart. Sandra Herold was engaging in these loving acts with a 200-pound pet ape.

Herold's human friends said they were always leery of the interspecies intimacy.

If you love a simian, set them free, some tried to tell her - long before Travis went bananas Monday and mauled and mangled Herold's 55-year-old friend Charla Nash.

"It's just weird," one friend said. "It's an animal, not a person. What she had with that monkey was not normal."

It is not uncommon for people to replace the affection of a departed loved one with that of an animal, experts say.

Travis became both a surrogate child and spouse, following the deaths of her daughter in a car accident several years ago and her husband five years ago, friends and psychologists said.

Even if there was no monkey-panky, pals say they were intimate.

"In popular culture, chimpanzees are used as a kind of parody of human behavior - and it seems that this animal became almost a parody of her relationship with her husband," said Howard Welsh, a professor of clinical psychiatry at NYU.

"At the same time, this woman was depriving this animal of a whole world. She made this world for the chimp simply her. He was a chimp in a gilded cage."

Travis lived his entire life in Herold's habitat. In his younger days, he appeared in commercials, including spots for Old Navy and Coca-Cola, but mostly he was hers and hers alone.
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Reply #76 - Feb 19th, 2009 at 9:54am
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"Monkey-panky?"

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scientists have repeatedly warned the Unholy Trinity that an attack like this could happen here if they continue to feed and coddle Joey
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This bad.
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tarzan no like this story..........
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claustrophobic   
adjective

1 describes a place which is small and enclosed, and makes you feel uncomfortable when you are in it:
My room's a bit claustrophobic.

2  describes a person suffering from a fear of being in enclosed spaces


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Better seen on weed! Let's go get drunk Fuck you Gazza, Will ya?
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Some Guy wrote on Feb 20th, 2009 at 3:51pm:
Better seen on weed! Let's go get drunk Fuck you Gazza, Will ya?



I swill, I mean I will....... Cheesy
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Don't you have something to do? Anything?
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Watch TV.....and eat popcorn.
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SOMETHING/ANYTHING one of the best albums.........ever........WORD
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hey!! I sorta recognize that dude... he's an EMT, no?
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Saint Sway wrote on Mar 4th, 2009 at 5:20pm:
hey!! I sorta recognize that dude... he's an EMT, no?

for my baby Sway- the baddest mothafuckas on erf!

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Some Guy wrote on Mar 4th, 2009 at 5:24pm:
Saint Sway wrote on Mar 4th, 2009 at 5:20pm:
hey!! I sorta recognize that dude... he's an EMT, no?

for my baby Sway- the baddest mothafuckas on erf!

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before he done run out of gas, correct?
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Starbuck wrote on Mar 4th, 2009 at 5:33pm:
Some Guy wrote on Mar 4th, 2009 at 5:24pm:
Saint Sway wrote on Mar 4th, 2009 at 5:20pm:
hey!! I sorta recognize that dude... he's an EMT, no?

for my baby Sway- the baddest mothafuckas on erf!

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before he done run out of gas, correct?


Run out of gas????

NEVER!

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Some Guy wrote on Mar 4th, 2009 at 5:24pm:
Saint Sway wrote on Mar 4th, 2009 at 5:20pm:
hey!! I sorta recognize that dude... he's an EMT, no?

for my baby Sway- the baddest mothafuckas on erf!

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before he done run out of gas, correct?

dude, why??
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Some Guy wrote on Mar 4th, 2009 at 5:24pm:
Saint Sway wrote on Mar 4th, 2009 at 5:20pm:
hey!! I sorta recognize that dude... he's an EMT, no?

for my baby Sway- the baddest mothafuckas on erf!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEUTBkw9fC0


before he done run out of gas, correct?



ancient reference lost on younger posters....







(but will soon be resurrected!!!)

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Saint Sway wrote on Mar 4th, 2009 at 5:43pm:
Starbuck wrote on Mar 4th, 2009 at 5:33pm:
Some Guy wrote on Mar 4th, 2009 at 5:24pm:
Saint Sway wrote on Mar 4th, 2009 at 5:20pm:
hey!! I sorta recognize that dude... he's an EMT, no?

for my baby Sway- the baddest mothafuckas on erf!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEUTBkw9fC0


before he done run out of gas, correct?



ancient reference lost on younger posters....







(but will soon be resurrected!!!)


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"I done run out of gas"

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"I done run out of gas"

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"I done run out of jam"

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