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Re: The Main Motels Thread
Reply #50 - Feb 11^th, 2009 at 10:00am

Dropkick Murphys "Barroom Hero"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5NiYqp8HoM&feature=related

Dropkick Murphys - Kiss Me I'm Shitfaced
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCU81RKn5MQ&feature=related

I play in a band, we're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see

[Chorus:]
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
in the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round

I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid

[Chorus]

I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight
See my figure was chiseled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I've a house on the hill with a red water bed
That puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game

[Chorus x2]

Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shitting?

I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone

But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home

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sweetcharmedlife Agent Provocateur Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,932 San Mateo Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #51 - Feb 11^th, 2009 at 10:15am Your theme song MM?
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #52 - Feb 11^th, 2009 at 10:18am sweetcharmedlife wrote on Feb 11^th, 2009 at 10:15am: Your theme song MM? No. But I can identify with the narrator. Great set of lyrics.
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #53 - Feb 11^th, 2009 at 10:37am Personal theme songs? What a great idea for a thread start. I liked this one for awhile....when I was about 12 it drove my grandfather nuts. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ4K6YLFtNc
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #54 - Feb 11^th, 2009 at 10:48am If you love Texas blues, then this blues rock Cd's for you!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MmLS3UmUuo&feature=related
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Re: The Main Motels Thread
Reply #55 - Feb 11^th, 2009 at 11:30am

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Feb 11^th, 2009 at 10:37am:

Personal theme songs? What a great idea for a thread start.

I liked this one for awhile....when I was about 12 it drove my grandfather nuts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ4K6YLFtNc

these days, your posts on the Rocks Off Message Board are that song, and we are your grandfather.

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Re: The Main Motels Thread
Reply #56 - Feb 11^th, 2009 at 11:46am

Saint Sway wrote on Feb 11^th, 2009 at 11:30am:

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Feb 11^th, 2009 at 10:37am:

Personal theme songs? What a great idea for a thread start.

I liked this one for awhile....when I was about 12 it drove my grandfather nuts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ4K6YLFtNc

these days, your posts on the Rocks Off Message Board are that song, and we are your grandfather.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX9GTUMh490&feature=related

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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #57 - Feb 11^th, 2009 at 12:37pm your grandpappy had you pegged at 12
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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,477 Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #58 - Feb 11^th, 2009 at 1:05pm You've made great use of this box of e-crayons, Motes. I wish someone had had the foresight to give George Walker Bush III one of these years ago.
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Re: The Main Motels Thread
Reply #59 - Feb 15^th, 2009 at 3:15pm

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Feb 11^th, 2009 at 10:00am:

Dropkick Murphys "Barroom Hero"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5NiYqp8HoM&feature=related

Dropkick Murphys - Kiss Me I'm Shitfaced
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCU81RKn5MQ&feature=related

I play in a band, we're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see

[Chorus:]
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
in the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round

I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid

[Chorus]

I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight
See my figure was chiseled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I've a house on the hill with a red water bed
That puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game

[Chorus x2]

Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shitting?

I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone

But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home

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Only a crowd can make you feel so alone.

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Zack Rocks Off Regular Offline Chiba Face Rules You Bastards! Posts: 1,727 Dakar Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #60 - Feb 15^th, 2009 at 3:19pm Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Feb 11^th, 2009 at 10:37am: Personal theme songs? What a great idea for a thread start. Yes indeed! You have the technology. You can rebuild MM. You can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster . . .
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #61 - Feb 15^th, 2009 at 4:13pm [quote author=Zack link=1233616499/50#60 date=1234732763 You have the technology. You can rebuild MM. You can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster . . . [/quote] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2dgpvQcHfo&feature=related
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glencar Ex Member	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #63 - Feb 16^th, 2009 at 7:40am Thass old skool...
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Re: The Main Motels Thread
Reply #67 - Feb 16^th, 2009 at 8:27am

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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #69 - Feb 16^th, 2009 at 4:26pm Quote: Thass old skool... you know how we roll.
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: The Main Motels Thread Reply #72 - Feb 16^th, 2009 at 5:24pm A little something to test your attention span and concentration skills. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3_VMPkzI8A
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Re: The Main Motels Thread
Reply #74 - Feb 18^th, 2009 at 7:35pm

Kid Rock gets his own beer!
Let's go get drunk

Newsday.com
Feb 17, 2009

This week's reason Kid Rock may be one of the five coolest people walking the Earth these days:

A beer-maker in Webberville [Michigan] has gotten a state tax break to create a new craft beer for musician Kid Rock.

I don't know too many details about the economic stimulus package, but I'm fairly certain there is no line item specifying such a tax credit. I could be wrong, though. I mean, Kid Rock IS the Rock 'N Roll Jesus, for heaven's sake!

The Michigan Brewing Co. has designs on investing $7 million for the new Kid Rock beer. No word just yet on what the name of the beer will be. We suggest "Bawitdaba Beer," followed by "Kid Rock's All Summer Long Ale" to compete with Sam Adams summer ale.

There's potential here. What the heck, right? I mean, the Michigan Brewing Co. got $723,000 in tax credits over seven years.

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