Hello Me Stonesian Brothers and Sisters    ....

It was a warm , breezy summer night and Emperor Xi and his Entourage arrived at the Brazen Head a bit late ( 10:30 PM  ; CDT  )  .  This was due
to a slightly delayed departure from Warren Buffet’s House (  … just up the street from The Brazen )  .  Apparently Xi and Company got into town
earlier in the afternoon and decided to take a quick nap nap at the Oracle’s Abode . Anyway  , The Emperor was in his usual good mood and decided
to order a couple of shots of “ Liquid Cocaine “ and pints of Premium Guinness (  …as if there is any other type of Brazen Head Guinness ) . Xi soon
remarked that neither Pocahontas nor Mika has been on ‘ Morning Joe ‘  recently .  I assured him that Mika was probably taking summer vacation 
and as for our beloved Pocahontas  , she was probably spending the entire summer trying to figure out how to open up that Little DNA ‘ spit test ‘ Kit
[  that “ Lil’ Kit    …….. THAT Lil’ KIT !!!!!! “  ]  our Great President Donald J. “ Big Daddy ! “ Trump gave her earlier in the year in order to settle her Native
American Heritage Claims .  Simply having high cheekbones ain’t gonna cut it whilst citing family stories claiming Cherokee and / or Delaware Indian heritage.
The Emperor asked if Senator Warren still stands by family lore as claim justification and I brayed ,  “ oh yeah   -- when on the warpath squaw babbling brook cries ‘ TRUMP ! ‘
In Heap Big Trouble !!!!  “  Emperor Xi and myself burst out laughing and both agreed that perhaps the Republicans should continue to give Pocahontas more attention
in order to put her out front for the Democratic 2020 Nomination / Campaign . It was only a few seconds later when Bar Manager Christy came by   --  squeezed
Emperor Xi’s   ‘ Hog ‘   --- and the two disappeared into the Robert Emmet Room to watch Gary Oldman’s superb performance in the sumptuous movie ‘ Darkest Hour ! ‘


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