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Question: What should the pony's owner have tatooed on the horse's butt?

Don Henley's face    
  1 (12.5%)
Joey's two worthwhile posts    
  2 (25.0%)
"Tele come home"    
  0 (0.0%)
Picture of Josh in his office holding a bottle of JD filled with apple juice    
  2 (25.0%)
"Anybody Seen My Fleabit?"    
  2 (25.0%)
The true identity of Polk Salad    
  0 (0.0%)
cover photo for latest "Angels of Wonderland" album    
  1 (12.5%)




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Wild Horses don't get tatoo you in Deutschland (Read 645 times)
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Wild Horses don't get tatoo you in Deutschland
Nov 19th, 2010 at 10:20am
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Those damn Germans! First Hitler, now this:

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Court bans Rolling Stones tattoo for pony
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BERLIN (Reuters) – A court in the northwestern German city of Muenster has banned a man from tattooing his pony with the logo of British rock band the Rolling Stones.

The court came to the pony's emotional rescue after the owner shaved off a patch of its hair and pre-tattooed a pattern on its hindquarters of the "Tongue and Lip Design" logo found on albums, t-shirts and other Rolling Stones memorabilia.

The owner said he wanted to make his pony "more unique and beautiful" with the tattoo inspired by a musical group whose albums include the chart-topping "Tattoo You."

But the court ruled that his intention to tattoo the pony contravened animal protection laws, which specifically prohibit tattooing warm-blooded vertebrates.

In a statement the court said causing animals pain without reasonable cause was against the law and added that making the pony more beautiful was no justification.

It said the tattoo in question did not function as an identification mark, but rather served the owner's individual economic interests -- a business registration filed by the owner gave the court reason to believe he wanted to make money with a tattoo service for animals.
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Reply #1 - Nov 19th, 2010 at 12:49pm
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The Strudel more than makes up for it.  really?
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Reply #2 - Nov 19th, 2010 at 4:35pm
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Holden wrote on Nov 19th, 2010 at 12:49pm:
The Strudel more than makes up for it.  really?



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weisswurst
landjager? schweiz?
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Reply #3 - Nov 20th, 2010 at 7:09am
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Read about this yesterday. That would have been the coolest horse in Germany if this was allowed.

Bet if some one wanted to tattoo anything fucking Beatles it would be allowed!!
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Reply #4 - Nov 20th, 2010 at 7:29am
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I can believe Reuters put up with "the court came to the pony's emotional rescue."   That's Sun or Mirror prose there.

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Reply #5 - Nov 20th, 2010 at 12:36pm
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sorry zack!

i've never heard of your brand. looks like sunburst casino though....george and john would be proud!
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Reply #6 - Nov 21st, 2010 at 10:02am
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" i've never heard of your brand. looks like sunburst casino though....george and john would be proud  "



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