Welome to the Gravy Re-re-re-re-re-resistance.
It's a ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-gas!

"We are haunted by the vastness of eternity.
And so we ask ourselves... will our actions
echo across the centuries?
Will strangers hear our names long after we're gone...
and wonder who we were...
how bravely we fought...
how fiercely we loved?"

Do we have to fly this fast, what’s the hurry?
Why is everybody in a rush ? "
-Don’t ask just keep flying!!-
"But why ?"


-Don’t you get-it?!  people shooting turkeys
pretty soon they’ll start shooting at us too
lordhavemercy.-

-What he say ? -
"don’t ask just keep flapping !!"

I was riding on the Mayflower
When I thought I spied some land
I yelled for Captain Arab I have yuh
understand
Who came running to the deck Said,
"Boys, forget the whale Look on over
yonder Cut the engines Change the sail

Haul on the bowline"
We sang that melody
Like all tough sailors do
When they are far away at sea.


"I think I'll call it America"
I said as we hit the land I took a deep breath
I fell down, I could not stand Captain Arab
he started Writing up some deeds He said,
"Let's set up a fort And start buying
the place with beads"
Just then this cop comes down the street
Crazy as a loon He throw us all in jail
For carryin' harpoons.


Ah me I busted out Don't even ask me how
I went to get some help I walked by
a Guernsey cow
Who directed me down
To the Bowery slums
Where people carried signs around
Saying, "Ban the bums"
I jumped right into line Sayin'
"I hope that I'm not late" When
I realized I hadn't eaten
For five days straight.

Now, I didn't mean to be nosy But
I went into a bank To get some bail
for Arab And all the boys back in the tank
They asked me for some collateral
And I pulled down my pants
They threw me in the alley When up comes this girl
from France Who invited me to her house
I went, but she had a friend Who knocked me out
And robbed my boots And I was on the street again.

Well, I rapped upon a house With the US flag
upon display I said, "Could you help me out
I got some friends down the way "
The man says, "Get out of here I'll tear you limp from limb"
I said,

"You know they refused Jesus, too"
He said, "You're not Him!
Get out of here before
I break your bones I ain't your pop"
I decided to have him arrested And
I went lookin for a cop.

I ran right outside And I hopped inside a cab
I went out the other door This Englishman said,
"Fab" As he saw me leap a hot dog stand
And a chariot that stood

Parked across from a building Advertising brotherhood
I ran right through the front door Like a hobo sailor
does But it was just a funeral parlor And
the man asked me who I was.
I repeated that my friends Where all in jail,
with a sigh He gave me his card
He said,

"Call me if they die"

I shook his hand and
said goodbye Ran out to the street When
a bowling ball came down the road
And knocked me off my feet
A pay phone was ringing It just about blew my mind
When I picked it up and said hello
This foot came through the line.

Well, by this time I was feed up At tryin'g
to make a stab At bringin' back any help
For my friends and captain Arab
I decided to flip a coin Like either
heads or tails
Would let me know if I should go Back
to the ship or back to jail So
I hooked my sailor suit And I got a coin to flip
It came up tails It rhymed with sails
So I made it back to the ship.

Well, I got back and took The parkin'
ticket off the mast
I was ripping it to shreds When this coastguard boat went past
They asked me my name And I said,
"Captain Kidd"
They believed me but
They wanted to know
What exactly that I did ?
I said for the Pope of Eruke I was employed
They let me go right away They were very paranoid.

Well, the last I heard of Arab He was stuck on a whale
That was married to the deputy Sheriff of the jail

But the funniest thing was When I was
leavin' the bay
I saw three ships a-sailin'
There were all heading my way
I asked the captain what his name was
And how come he didn't drive a truck

He said his name was Columbus
I just said,
"Good luck".

Come on up here if you want to eat! Come on up darlings don’t be afraid
I wont bite you
is it to much friend?
look at this steaming heap to much of admiral turkey
crusting on French fries chicken
fingers dip in gravy resistance

to many cuts of mother
bakers deep dish sheep pizza pie


take the hot butters crook clusters
say thank you friend say thank you!

Not with your mouth full Ill talk you eat and while you
eat be assured friend
One of the two great guys in the sky is thanking
me as you’re thanking me…

the glories of food I want you to pick up
those plates and eat those condiments there.
I want you to fill your body and your
mouth and your mind with the thoughts
of food!


“WE’RE HUNGRY!”
Yes! Let me hear you say it ‘WE’RE HUNGRY TOO!”
Yes! you’re hungry too, we’re all hungry .
are you hungry? of course your hungry !
I’m hungry so lets eat!
And he said the word and we ate it. hot dog!
And what was the word? “ HOT DOG!”
Yes ! Dear Friends A mighty Hot dog is our lord…
I’m not talking about hate no,
I’m talking about ate dinner at eight…
LETS EAT !



You must cut your mash potatoes with a
stick use a fork in the gravy
lets us be as children , and what do children do?

THE STOP THEMSELVES FROM BEING DENIED
FROM BEING HUNGRY THEY EAT !

THE ONE BOND THAT HOLDS THE WORLD TOGETHER THE
BOND OF FOOD ! THE NEED FOR FOOD! VOID OF EMPTIYNESS
WE MUST LANQUISH IN THE SANDWICH THE FULLNESS OF IT !
Therefore we must eat our friends the bird
the turkey the Hamthe lamb the lambham
the cow “AND THE MONKEY TOO”
YES! Dear friends the monkey too, why not?!
They are our friends too.
Yes it’s good to eat a friend my friend.
And when the duck comes down we greet him
With a word what is that word?..
LET ME HEAR YOU! … “ FRIEND or FOOD!!!”
Yes! lets Then take pleasure in every tender morsel
Yes! dear Friends Hallelujah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More sugar!