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Question: What do Joey's imaginary friends commonly whisper into his ear?

"Put down the Hustler and zip up, FFS!"    
  0 (0.0%)
"Dude...imaginary friends are nice, but shouldn't you try getting real ones?"    
  1 (12.5%)
"Here come the people in grey to take you away!"    
  0 (0.0%)
"The Couch was actually quite entertaining."    
  4 (50.0%)
"Your BM posts lost their luster about 7 years ago."    
  2 (25.0%)
"Without Josh, you're irrelevant!"    
  0 (0.0%)
"Why don't you pack your bags and move to a real city?"    
  1 (12.5%)




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May 16th, 2009 at 12:35pm
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.......... Moon showed up !!!!!



At The Brazen Head that is .......... :

www.BrazenHeadPub.com


Hello Me Stonesian Brothers and Sisters ........................

It has been said that one can take a true measure of another individual by how well they post with a serious hangover and your young Joey sure has one today ( ..go figure -- another Saturday and other Hangover  ..... a real NASTY one too ..... ) .


Why so Nasty ?! .... a certain Keith " Dear Boy " Moon arrived quite early ( ..around 10:00 PM CDT ) at The Brazen Head last evening  ( .. an Irish Band called ' Ellis Island ' was performing so I am glad Keith got to the Pub sooner rather than around his usual Midnight )  and promptly bought everyone seated / standing at the West Bar a couple of rounds of " Phillips Union " shots ( Mmmm ! .. Lip smackin' ) , Guinnesses , Brandy Alexanders , shots of Bushmill , and God knows what else ........ and that was BEFORE the first set even ended .


My Stonesian Kin ...... I have said it many times ....... Keith can friggin DRINK !!!!! .. DRINK !!!!!!


I mean , when one has " Keith in the Pocket  " one had better be sure to eat something whilst imbibing so ' Chicken Wings ' suddenly appeared throughout the course of the evening and while they taste good going down one had better make sure the fan in the bathroom is ' operational ' the next morning that is all I can say .....


Anyway , Keith wanted me to tell everyone at Rocks Off  " Hello " and that unfortunately the year 2009 will REMAIN a year of ' No Activity ' for the Rolling Stones . Keith mentioned that Mick is watching the economic situation in the world VERY closely and has concluded that a WORLD TOUR at this particular juncture is DEFINITELY out of the question . I asked Keith if the current rally in the stock market was a ' Bear Market Rally ' and Keith brayed , " It is a friggin  "  SUCKERS   "  Market designed to ' take to the cleaners ' those who did not get ' fleeced ' last fall / winter .  However , before I got a chance to ask Keith if he thought unemployment ( U2 ) was going to reach ' double digits '  , an EXTREMELY attractive dark haired / blue- eyed Irish  young woman walked by and Keith was' off - to - the - races  ' as they say .................................... never saw him again the rest of the night and never saw Keith pay has tab either [ ...come to think of it ... in all my years of drinking with Keith Moon I have YET to see him pay for friggin ANYTHING !!!!! ]


Now me Stonescicles ( a cold front came throught last evening and the temp is currently forty - five degress --- me balls are freezing as I type this dear reader ) ... I would love to grace you all with more but a ' bio break ' is definitely in order as those chicken wings I mentioned a bit earlier have come calling once again and ................................................... : **


**** ABRUPT END TO TRANSMISSION ****



Joey , Est. 1999   


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Reply #1 - May 16th, 2009 at 1:33pm
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weeekends were made for drinking so i have been told.

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" weeekends were made for drinking so i have been told. "


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Reply #3 - May 16th, 2009 at 4:51pm
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"  Hell...any day is good for drinking. "

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Reply #4 - May 16th, 2009 at 6:35pm
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Drinking and posting....people actually do that stuff Let's go get drunk :howefun
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Reply #5 - May 17th, 2009 at 12:11pm
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" Drinking and posting....people actually do that stuff "


You bet your sweet , sweet Ass !!!!!!
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Reply #6 - May 17th, 2009 at 12:45pm
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Joey wrote on May 17th, 2009 at 12:11pm:
" Drinking and posting....people actually do that stuff "


You bet your sweet , sweet Ass !!!!!!


joey, do you realize how ghey your posts are?
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"Why would any sane person want to leave Rocks Off? If you have an issue outside of Rocks Off, handle it. When you return it will be as if you never have left. Once you are here-it's expected you stay. Why waste long cultivated posting skills somewhere else? The outside world will not understand." -Nellie

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Reply #7 - May 17th, 2009 at 3:26pm
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Starbuck wrote on May 17th, 2009 at 12:45pm:
joey, do you realize how ghey your posts are?

Nebraska has homosexuals.....you're suprised?  We have everything.

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Reply #8 - May 17th, 2009 at 3:52pm
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hey now...i'm not anti homosexual....i support gay marriage.

just leave they gayness in the bedroom and don't bring it to the board....'sall i'm sayin....
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"Why would any sane person want to leave Rocks Off? If you have an issue outside of Rocks Off, handle it. When you return it will be as if you never have left. Once you are here-it's expected you stay. Why waste long cultivated posting skills somewhere else? The outside world will not understand." -Nellie

“You assclowns are destroying this nation.” –Riffy

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Reply #9 - May 17th, 2009 at 8:51pm
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Reply #10 - May 18th, 2009 at 8:13am
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" joey, do you realize how ghey your posts are ? "


< ---- I just do not understand why some individuals continue to use their keyboards as instrumants of hate .

I feel ya Little Buddy ( Lil' Fiji  .... oh , Little Fijikins .... Lil' Fiji )



Why ?!
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Reply #11 - May 18th, 2009 at 10:03am
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Reply #12 - May 18th, 2009 at 10:10am
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" HA ! "


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Reply #13 - May 18th, 2009 at 10:19am
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"I just do not understand why some individuals continue to use their keyboards as instrumants of hate."


I just don't undertsand it either. I just don't.  Grin
Are you fucking serious?
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Reply #14 - May 18th, 2009 at 12:00pm
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Thanks Joey!
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Reply #15 - May 18th, 2009 at 2:08pm
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Joey wrote on May 18th, 2009 at 8:13am:
" joey, do you realize how ghey your posts are ? "


< ---- I just do not understand why some individuals continue to use their keyboards as instrumants of hate .

I feel ya Little Buddy ( Lil' Fiji  .... oh , Little Fijikins .... Lil' Fiji )



Why ?!



<---------------well I just do not understand why some individuals continue to use their keyboards as instruments of suck.

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« Last Edit: May 18th, 2009 at 2:11pm by Starbuck »  

"Why would any sane person want to leave Rocks Off? If you have an issue outside of Rocks Off, handle it. When you return it will be as if you never have left. Once you are here-it's expected you stay. Why waste long cultivated posting skills somewhere else? The outside world will not understand." -Nellie

“You assclowns are destroying this nation.” –Riffy

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Reply #16 - May 18th, 2009 at 4:40pm
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If you don't like somebody SB. stay away.  Its quite simple Why must you be so antagonistic?  Oh never mind> I'm not going into the gutter anymore .  Its more fun to be friendly.  Dude
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Remember to keep your nose to the grindstone, your shoulder to the wheel, your feet on the ground, your eye on the ball, your ear to the ground, your finger on the pulse, your head on your shoulders, the pedal to the metal, a song in your heart, your hand on the helm and the bull by the horns
 
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Reply #17 - May 19th, 2009 at 9:55am
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" Thanks Joey !!! "


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Reply #18 - May 20th, 2009 at 10:15am
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Reply #19 - May 20th, 2009 at 10:31am
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Tumbled wrote on May 18th, 2009 at 4:40pm:
If you don't like somebody SB. stay away.  Its quite simple Why must you be so antagonistic?  Oh never mind> I'm not going into the gutter anymore .  Its more fun to be friendly.  Dude

It's cool, he's ten on the board.
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