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Question: Our new friend toolrep is most likely.....

...Fleabit.    
  1 (7.1%)
...Levi Johnson.    
  0 (0.0%)
...recovering from either the swine flu or a nasty hangover.    
  0 (0.0%)
...Bernie Taupin's fluffer.    
  2 (14.3%)
..a member of the John Birch Society.    
  0 (0.0%)
..heavily into spankings, bondage, freemasonry.    
  3 (21.4%)
...the founder of Craigslist and/or DigiDawgs.    
  0 (0.0%)
...not a Mormon, Nazi Pope or Libyan terroist.    
  2 (14.3%)
...Stonesalot's masseuse.    
  2 (14.3%)
...allergic to one liners.    
  0 (0.0%)
...wishing he'd have stumbled onto the "Matchbox 20" messageboard instead of this nuthouse.    
  4 (28.6%)
...drunkbot's distant cousin.    
  0 (0.0%)




Total votes: 14
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toolrep1
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Hi, just wanted to introduce myself-I'm a new member, name's Andy, and I'm from Chicago, Illinois, USA.  Been a big fan for years!  Hope to talk to many of you soon!
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Welcome


to the asylum



you made a grown man cry
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"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."  Dr. Johnson.
 
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Reply #2 - May 7th, 2009 at 1:27pm
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Ola Amigo!
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Reply #3 - May 7th, 2009 at 1:31pm
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Welcome Toolrep....Their's a lot of tools on here already....But that's a story for another time piss off
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Re: New Member-Hi!
Reply #4 - May 7th, 2009 at 1:46pm
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Welcome on board. Smiley
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Reply #5 - May 7th, 2009 at 1:56pm
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" Hi, just wanted to introduce myself-I'm a new member, name's Andy, and I'm from Chicago, Illinois, USA.  Been a big fan for years!  Hope to talk to many of you soon ! "


Welcome .


You are much loved by Joey !
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Reply #6 - May 7th, 2009 at 2:06pm
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Welcome to the breakfast show .... Fuck you Gazza, Will ya?
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Stoned in Sweden
 
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Re: New Member-Hi!
Reply #7 - May 7th, 2009 at 3:28pm
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FLEABIT??? Ouch!
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"Why would any sane person want to leave Rocks Off? If you have an issue outside of Rocks Off, handle it. When you return it will be as if you never have left. Once you are here-it's expected you stay. Why waste long cultivated posting skills somewhere else? The outside world will not understand." -Nellie

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Reply #8 - May 7th, 2009 at 6:34pm
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Welcome!  Grin I see that you jumped right in with a poll....cool... Cool
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"When you change with every new day, still I'm going to miss you, Brian"
 
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Reply #9 - May 7th, 2009 at 6:38pm
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Yo-hey toolrep, Chigogo, huh? Did you catch the RS A Bigger Bang Chicago shows in 2005/6?
I'm from Jersey, we swear alot here too  Grin
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Reply #10 - May 7th, 2009 at 6:57pm
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Sioux wrote on May 7th, 2009 at 6:34pm:
Welcome!  Grin I see that you jumped right in with a poll....cool... Cool


Well anyone can add a poll onto a thread Sioux. So not necessarily done by our newbie....I'd say more likely added by Starbuck AKA Pollboy. Huh
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Disco STILL sucks!

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Reply #11 - May 7th, 2009 at 7:04pm
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Toolrep?

Ron Jeremy's agent?  Kiss my undercover ass
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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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Re: New Member-Hi!
Reply #12 - May 7th, 2009 at 7:25pm
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...pleased to meet you ...........
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Reply #13 - May 7th, 2009 at 7:46pm
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welcome tool guy... You rock!
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Re: New Member-Hi!
Reply #14 - May 7th, 2009 at 8:18pm
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sweetcharmedlife wrote on May 7th, 2009 at 6:57pm:
Sioux wrote on May 7th, 2009 at 6:34pm:
Welcome!  Grin I see that you jumped right in with a poll....cool... Cool


Well anyone can add a poll onto a thread Sioux. So not necessarily done by our newbie....I'd say more likely added by Starbuck AKA Pollboy. Huh



Ahhhhhh......gotcha. Smiley
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I love this place!

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Re: New Member-Hi!
Reply #15 - May 7th, 2009 at 8:43pm
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Wecome, If Your a true fan, you'll like, love it here, this place takes no prisoner,  Blank Frigging Stare
Keep a stiff upper lip, look out for #1 and Don't Step in #2.
Be yourself, it's better than being someone else. Boring post
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The Core Of The Rolling Stones is Charlie Watts Hi-Hat/The Sunshine Bores The Daylights Out Of Me/And Then We Became Naked/After the Skeet Shoot & Sweet Dreams Mary & #9 11/22/1968 @#500 2/19/2010 @#800 4/09/2011 @#888 10/28/2011 @#1000 2/2/12
 
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Reply #16 - May 8th, 2009 at 8:22am
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Hi!
  Welcome Smiley

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Reply #17 - May 8th, 2009 at 8:28am
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Welcome. 

We talk about the Stones sometimes, too.

Don't worry about the poll.  Nothing to do with you, really.
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Only a crowd can make you feel so alone.
 
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Reply #18 - May 8th, 2009 at 11:56am
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Bitch wrote on May 7th, 2009 at 6:38pm:
Yo-hey toolrep, Chigogo, huh? Did you catch the RS A Bigger Bang Chicago shows in 2005/6?
 


more importantly, were you at the hogs n honies show?
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"Why would any sane person want to leave Rocks Off? If you have an issue outside of Rocks Off, handle it. When you return it will be as if you never have left. Once you are here-it's expected you stay. Why waste long cultivated posting skills somewhere else? The outside world will not understand." -Nellie

“You assclowns are destroying this nation.” –Riffy

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Reply #19 - May 8th, 2009 at 12:32pm
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Welcome and remember:

NOTHING HERE IS AS IT SEEMS!!!

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Reply #20 - May 8th, 2009 at 12:34pm
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Kilroy wrote on May 7th, 2009 at 8:43pm:
Wecome, If Your a true fan, you'll like, love it here, this place takes no prisoner,  Blank Frigging Stare
Keep a stiff upper lip, look out for #1 and Don't Step in #2.
Be yourself, it's better than being someone else. Boring post



more importantly, stay off of the political threads and you will be a happier man!
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Remember to keep your nose to the grindstone, your shoulder to the wheel, your feet on the ground, your eye on the ball, your ear to the ground, your finger on the pulse, your head on your shoulders, the pedal to the metal, a song in your heart, your hand on the helm and the bull by the horns
 
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Reply #21 - May 8th, 2009 at 12:55pm
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Gazza loves new members...Then again Gazza likes anyone's member. really? Fuck you Gazza, Will ya?
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