Great, while we get stuck with Ronnie Wood and his child bride and the Jagger family (just a little too horsey), New York gets the infinitely cooler Keith Richards and his offspring (yes, his sperm actually could swim).

25-year-old Theodora Richards, who must take after her mother, demonstrated just why she was snapped up as a model during a stroll in Manhattan; the coloured Wayfarers might be a little last year, but the velvet blazer is oh so on-trend.

Can we do a swap and have her here in the UK please?