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Joey I Have No Life! Offline Posts: 20,261 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: NOAH Mar 23^rd, 2009 at 4:41pm " My (closest) brother (current roomate) became a Grandfather for the first time about an hour ago. 9 pounds something. Noah is here. Mother and Dad doing fine .... " Congratulations Noah !!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome to the Stonesian Universe !!!! Stones is Stones !!!!! O'kins !
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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: NOAH Reply #1 - Mar 23^rd, 2009 at 4:44pm Knock knock! > Who's There? "Noah" > Noah who?? "Noah a good way to get Motels to stop starting new threads?"
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glencar Ex Member	Re: NOAH Reply #2 - Mar 23^rd, 2009 at 5:03pm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AoyYLhgKq4&feature=PlayList&p=DBB1073ABDB63CC1&p...
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Reply #3 - Mar 23^rd, 2009 at 5:30pm

congratufuckinlations.

now raise your hand if you care....

The impregnation and subsequent birthal events of neighbors, in laws, postmen, etc do not require the creation of a new thread. please refer to page 137, paragraph 6, subsection A of your posting manual, the paragraph entitled, "putzy posts and you: the elimiation of excess crapola from the board".

If you became a father, that would be news. of course, that would mean you would have to have had actual relations with an real woman, which, taking into consideration your current situation of living with your brother, is highly doubtful.

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glencar Ex Member	Re: NOAH Reply #4 - Mar 23^rd, 2009 at 5:37pm Oh the pain! Not very civil, is it?
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: NOAH Reply #5 - Mar 23^rd, 2009 at 5:49pm NOAH............Good Luck...! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRwKudE2Qdw
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glencar Ex Member	Re: NOAH Reply #6 - Mar 23^rd, 2009 at 5:53pm Why won't you know him? That's whack!
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Reply #7 - Mar 23^rd, 2009 at 7:02pm

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Why won't you know him? That's whack!

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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: NOAH Reply #8 - Mar 23^rd, 2009 at 7:20pm When a guy goes nuts ....he just can't help himself. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VDYaS6Lpvk
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Reply #9 - Mar 23^rd, 2009 at 10:01pm

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2009 at 7:20pm:

When a guy goes nuts ....he just can't help himself. Grin

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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,528 joyzee Gender:	Re: NOAH Reply #11 - Mar 24^th, 2009 at 9:53am NOAH? hows that ark thing coming along?
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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: NOAH Reply #12 - Mar 24^th, 2009 at 10:14am mojoman wrote on Mar 24^th, 2009 at 9:53am: NOAH? hows that ark thing coming along? hopefully he's busy boarding Motels threads two at a time onto the Ark
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Reply #13 - Mar 24^th, 2009 at 10:22am

Saint Sway wrote on Mar 24^th, 2009 at 10:14am:

mojoman wrote on Mar 24^th, 2009 at 9:53am:

NOAH? hows that ark thing coming along?

hopefully he's busy boarding Motels threads two at a time onto the Ark

No, he's sleeping I think, he's in the baby tank at the hospital still.
And my brother is already badgering me to buy the kid shit....trying to get me to go halfs with him on some stuff......damn it's already started...... Tongue

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Reply #14 - Mar 24^th, 2009 at 11:29am

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Mar 24^th, 2009 at 10:22am:

Saint Sway wrote on Mar 24^th, 2009 at 10:14am:

mojoman wrote on Mar 24^th, 2009 at 9:53am:

NOAH? hows that ark thing coming along?

hopefully he's busy boarding Motels threads two at a time onto the Ark

No, he's sleeping I think, he's in the baby tank at the hospital still.
And my brother is already badgering me to buy the kid shit....trying to get me to go halfs with him on some stuff......damn it's already started...... Tongue

Just think of the baby as a thread that needs to be started and go from there TTM.

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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: NOAH Reply #15 - Mar 24^th, 2009 at 11:34am sweetcharmedlife wrote on Mar 24^th, 2009 at 11:29am: Just think of the baby as a thread that needs to be started and go from there TTM. great advice ..... you realize that now he's going to bombard the poor kid with stupid youtube clips
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sweetcharmedlife Agent Provocateur Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,932 San Mateo Gender:	Re: NOAH Reply #16 - Mar 24^th, 2009 at 11:39am Saint Sway wrote on Mar 24^th, 2009 at 11:34am: sweetcharmedlife wrote on Mar 24^th, 2009 at 11:29am: Just think of the baby as a thread that needs to be started and go from there TTM. great advice ..... you realize that now he's going to bombard the poor kid with stupid youtube clips Better him than us
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Re: NOAH
Reply #17 - Mar 24^th, 2009 at 11:43am

Saint Sway wrote on Mar 24^th, 2009 at 11:34am:

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Mar 24^th, 2009 at 11:29am:

Just think of the baby as a thread that needs to be started and go from there TTM.

great advice Roll Eyes

..... you realize that now he's going to bombard the poor kid with stupid youtube clips Cry

Nope. No way. No free music for that family. I lent my nephew my brand new copy of ABB, probably three years ago.....and I still haven't got it back. Cry

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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: NOAH Reply #18 - Mar 24^th, 2009 at 11:46am sweetcharmedlife wrote on Mar 24^th, 2009 at 11:39am: Better him than us !!!!!
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Reply #19 - Mar 24^th, 2009 at 11:47am

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Mar 24^th, 2009 at 11:43am:

Saint Sway wrote on Mar 24^th, 2009 at 11:34am:

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Mar 24^th, 2009 at 11:29am:

Just think of the baby as a thread that needs to be started and go from there TTM.

great advice Roll Eyes

..... you realize that now he's going to bombard the poor kid with stupid youtube clips Cry

Nope. No way. No free music for that family. I lent my nephew my brand new copy of ABB, probably three years ago.....and I still haven't got it back. Cry

and this is a bad thing because......

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Reply #20 - Mar 24^th, 2009 at 11:47am

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Mar 24^th, 2009 at 11:43am:

Saint Sway wrote on Mar 24^th, 2009 at 11:34am:

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Mar 24^th, 2009 at 11:29am:

Just think of the baby as a thread that needs to be started and go from there TTM.

great advice Roll Eyes

..... you realize that now he's going to bombard the poor kid with stupid youtube clips Cry

Nope. No way. No free music for that family. I lent my nephew my brand new copy of ABB, probably three years ago.....and I still haven't got it back. Cry

Motel,
From now on just pretend that you lent your favorite CD to us and we never gave it back.

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Re: NOAH
Reply #21 - Mar 24^th, 2009 at 11:50am

Starbuck wrote on Mar 24^th, 2009 at 11:47am:

Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Mar 24^th, 2009 at 11:43am:

Saint Sway wrote on Mar 24^th, 2009 at 11:34am:

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Mar 24^th, 2009 at 11:29am:

Just think of the baby as a thread that needs to be started and go from there TTM.

great advice Roll Eyes

..... you realize that now he's going to bombard the poor kid with stupid youtube clips Cry

Nope. No way. No free music for that family. I lent my nephew my brand new copy of ABB, probably three years ago.....and I still haven't got it back. Cry

and this is a bad thing because......

Well actually I'm not too bothered about it. After all the guy kept our driveway plowed out all winter, and didn't charge us a dime. Usually those guys get 30 or 40 bucks a pop.

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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: NOAH Reply #22 - Mar 24^th, 2009 at 11:54am U2ouche!
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glencar Ex Member	Re: NOAH Reply #23 - Mar 24^th, 2009 at 3:28pm Wow, another Motels thread winds down...
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: NOAH Reply #24 - Mar 27^th, 2009 at 2:09pm Quote: Wow, another Motels thread winds down... Mum and baby are home. OK. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRwKudE2Qdw
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