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2700 Year Old Bag of Weed Discovered in Grave
Dec 5^th, 2008 at 4:27am

2,700 Year Old Bag of Weed Discovered in Grave
Posted by Zebapalooza 12/04/2008 10:26 PM
Tags: shamans are the coolest, stash, 2, 700 year old, oldest bag of weed

Pot has officially been cool for 2,700 years as archeologists recently discovered a bag of weed buried in a shaman's tomb. Everyone knows old people back then were buried with prized possessions they hoped to take with them in the afterlife, so this guy is definitely the oldest stoner known to man. It's funny to see that good times haven't changed much in 2,700 years.

Apparently, when this guy was about to meet God he thought it'd be pretty flippin' sweet to be high. He could have something there, but that's a pretty damn ballsy move. You're really stuck with only one appeal, "Hey God, Let's Party!" I mean, you could be screwed for all eternity if the Big Guy doesn't happen to have a good sense of humor or a predilection for munchies. I guess this shaman just assumed the Big Man would appreciate someone that wouldn't mooch off of his holy stash.

After discovering the stash, archeologists were surprised when they couldn't find a crunch wrap supreme from Taco Bell or even one Led Zeppelin album. Chalk that up to unsolved mysteries.

Party on shaman.

http://www.collegeotr.com/university_of_notre_dame/2700_year_old_bag_of_weed_dis...

“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef

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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,528 joyzee Gender:	Re: 2700 Year Old Bag of Weed Discovered in Grave Reply #1 - Dec 5^th, 2008 at 8:14am houses of the holy? :necrophillicpost
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straycatuk Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 296 Northern England Gender:	Re: 2700 Year Old Bag of Weed Discovered in Grave Reply #2 - Dec 6^th, 2008 at 10:28am 2700 years..............................Is it Keith's ?
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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,528 joyzee Gender:	Re: 2700 Year Old Bag of Weed Discovered in Grave Reply #3 - Dec 6^th, 2008 at 10:10pm straycatuk wrote on Dec 6^th, 2008 at 10:28am: 2700 years..............................Is it Keith's ? keith is looking more and more like a mummy every year.........
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Bitch Rocks Off Regular Offline I always get my Rocks Off! Posts: 4,900 FL - USA Gender:	Re: 2700 Year Old Bag of Weed Discovered in Grave Reply #4 - Dec 7^th, 2008 at 9:50am Very interesting! Didnt know weed was 'discovered' so many years ago.....
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platter Ex Member	Re: 2700 Year Old Bag of Weed Discovered in Grave Reply #5 - Dec 7^th, 2008 at 12:50pm i didn't know grass grew back then. i wonder if it was hydrponic?
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Re: 2700 Year Old Bag of Weed Discovered in Grave
Reply #6 - Dec 8^th, 2008 at 5:19pm

Bitch wrote on Dec 7^th, 2008 at 9:50am:

Very interesting! Didnt know weed was 'discovered' so many years ago..... Better seen on weed!

Even earlier, according to linguistic evidence. The Greek word "cannabis" is cognate with the English "hemp;" that is, they both derive from a common root. Since the only common source for Greek and English is Indo-European, this means the plant was named some 10,000 years ago. And since primitive humans didn't bother naming things they didn't use, this dates weed use back at least ten millennia.

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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: 2700 Year Old Bag of Weed Discovered in Grave Reply #7 - Dec 8^th, 2008 at 7:28pm damn
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Pdog Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 6,123 aTx Gender:	Re: 2700 Year Old Bag of Weed Discovered in Grave Reply #8 - Dec 8^th, 2008 at 7:43pm Did the body smell just like the 27 yrs old stoner dude hanging around at Whole Foods!!!
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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: 2700 Year Old Bag of Weed Discovered in Grave Reply #9 - Dec 8^th, 2008 at 8:22pm What about Skunx?
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sweetcharmedlife Agent Provocateur Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,932 San Mateo Gender:	Re: 2700 Year Old Bag of Weed Discovered in Grave Reply #10 - Dec 8^th, 2008 at 8:55pm Who knew Rocks Off could actually be educational.
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 16,090 Wonderland Gender:	Re: 2700 Year Old Bag of Weed Discovered in Grave Reply #11 - Dec 8^th, 2008 at 9:53pm Wouldn't smoke that, instead I would smoke Joey's adultered weed
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Brainbell Jangler Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,319 Portland, OR Gender:	Re: 2700 Year Old Bag of Weed Discovered in Grave Reply #12 - Jan 17^th, 2009 at 12:52am It seems like 2700 years since I had a bag of weed.
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Bitch Rocks Off Regular Offline I always get my Rocks Off! Posts: 4,900 FL - USA Gender:	Re: 2700 Year Old Bag of Weed Discovered in Grave Reply #13 - Jan 17^th, 2009 at 8:46pm sweetcharmedlife wrote on Dec 8^th, 2008 at 8:55pm: Who knew Rocks Off could actually be educational. yes learning that they were smoking weed for about 10,000 years. fvck it was legal back then too!
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