2,700 Year Old Bag of Weed Discovered in Grave
Posted by Zebapalooza 12/04/2008 10:26 PM
Tags: shamans are the coolest, stash, 2, 700 year old, oldest bag of weed
Pot has officially been cool for 2,700 years as archeologists recently discovered a bag of weed buried in a shaman's tomb. Everyone knows old people back then were buried with prized possessions they hoped to take with them in the afterlife, so this guy is definitely the oldest stoner known to man. It's funny to see that good times haven't changed much in 2,700 years.
Apparently, when this guy was about to meet God he thought it'd be pretty flippin' sweet to be high. He could have something there, but that's a pretty damn ballsy move. You're really stuck with only one appeal, "Hey God, Let's Party!" I mean, you could be screwed for all eternity if the Big Guy doesn't happen to have a good sense of humor or a predilection for munchies. I guess this shaman just assumed the Big Man would appreciate someone that wouldn't mooch off of his holy stash.
After discovering the stash, archeologists were surprised when they couldn't find a crunch wrap supreme from Taco Bell or even one Led Zeppelin album. Chalk that up to unsolved mysteries.
Party on shaman.
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