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This is just NUTS
Nov 19^th, 2008 at 3:02am

Man fined for penis in pasta jar

November 19, 2008 05:20pm

A MAN caught by police with his penis submerged in a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest, a court has been told.

Police drew their weapons after New South Wales man Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, led them on a brief, slow-speed car chase, the Newcastle Herald reports.

Weatherley attracted police attention while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach on October 26, Newcastle Local Court was told yesterday. .

Police thought he might have a weapon because they saw him doing something with his hands in his lap, the Herald said.

Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.

That's when the pursuit began, the court was told.

When Weatherley was stopped, he refused to leave his car and four officers used batons and capsicum spray to get him out.

They found a 750mm jar around his penis and said Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.

He was convicted and fined $600.

when i got to the Jack Russell terrier line , i lost it Grin

wonder if he was 'wearing that Dolmio grin'

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corgi37 Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,559 Aussie land Gender:	Re: This is just NUTS Reply #1 - Nov 19^th, 2008 at 3:20am Hey, sometimes a guy just needs a bit of private time with his pasta sauce. Fuck we Aussies are cool!
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: This is just NUTS Reply #2 - Nov 19^th, 2008 at 6:53am Oh well, to each his own, different strokes for different folks and all that. What a boring world it would be if we all got our kicks the same way.
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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,829 Atlanta Gender:	Re: This is just NUTS Reply #3 - Nov 19^th, 2008 at 7:13am corgi37 wrote on Nov 19^th, 2008 at 3:20am: Hey, sometimes a guy just needs a bit of private time with his pasta sauce. Fuck we Aussies are cool! funny...
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PartyDoll MEG Rocks Off Regular Offline Just one drink from your lovin' cup Posts: 3,125	Re: This is just NUTS Reply #4 - Nov 19^th, 2008 at 7:17am Actually I am having a bit of trouble visualizing this.... Just how big is this pasta sauce jar(750mm) ??
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Ten Thousand Motels Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,797 Gender:	Re: This is just NUTS Reply #5 - Nov 19^th, 2008 at 7:30am PartyDoll MEG wrote on Nov 19^th, 2008 at 7:17am: Actually I am having a bit of trouble visualizing this.... Just how big is this pasta sauce jar(750mm) ?? They say that Aussies are really small in that department. Something about the diet.
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Bitch Rocks Off Regular Offline I always get my Rocks Off! Posts: 4,900 FL - USA Gender:	Re: This is just NUTS Reply #6 - Nov 19^th, 2008 at 7:35am ugh ~ Some guys will try anything! A new twist ~ cum flavored pasta sauce ~ thats gotta be an alfredo sauce!
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Pdog Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 6,123 aTx Gender:	Re: This is just NUTS Reply #7 - Nov 19^th, 2008 at 8:34am I feel bad for pets who are forced to watch their human owners have sex or masturbate!!!
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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,829 Atlanta Gender:	Re: This is just NUTS Reply #8 - Nov 19^th, 2008 at 9:09am I was going to make spaghetti tonight.
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Gazza Unholy Trinity Admin Offline Rat Bastid "We piss anywhere, man.." Posts: 13,220 Belfast, UK Gender:	Re: This is just NUTS Reply #9 - Nov 19^th, 2008 at 10:04am Pdog wrote on Nov 19^th, 2008 at 8:34am: I feel bad for pets who are forced to watch their human owners have sex or masturbate!!! Forced?? Mine always had the option of either leaving the room or curling up in front of the fire.....
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Pdog Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 6,123 aTx Gender:	Re: This is just NUTS Reply #10 - Nov 19^th, 2008 at 10:36am Gazza wrote on Nov 19^th, 2008 at 10:04am: Pdog wrote on Nov 19^th, 2008 at 8:34am: I feel bad for pets who are forced to watch their human owners have sex or masturbate!!! Forced?? Mine always had the option of either leaving the room or curling up in front of the fire.....
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Joey I Have No Life! Offline Posts: 20,274 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: This is just NUTS Reply #11 - Nov 19^th, 2008 at 10:46am " Fuck we Aussies are cool " Corgi is " THE KING !!!! " 'kins ™
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Holden Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,267 Tampa Bay Gender:	Re: This is just NUTS Reply #12 - Nov 19^th, 2008 at 12:19pm weirdo! everyone knows you're supposed to use peanut butter...
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monkey_man Rocks Off Regular Offline Fac ut vivas. Posts: 509	Re: This is just NUTS Reply #13 - Nov 19^th, 2008 at 12:21pm I think this dudes nuts are still in a jar somewhere. . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSWURF9931U
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Brainbell Jangler Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,324 Portland, OR Gender:	Re: This is just NUTS Reply #14 - Nov 19^th, 2008 at 1:08pm It's not just nuts, it's Ragu-fy.
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Brainbell Jangler Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,324 Portland, OR Gender:	Re: This is just NUTS Reply #15 - Nov 19^th, 2008 at 1:11pm Holden wrote on Nov 19^th, 2008 at 12:19pm: weirdo! everyone knows you're supposed to use peanut butter... I always thought it was mayonnaise, because no one would notice the difference.
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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,829 Atlanta Gender:	Re: This is just NUTS Reply #16 - Nov 19^th, 2008 at 1:50pm you can see deez nuts
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Pdog Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 6,123 aTx Gender:	Re: This is just NUTS Reply #17 - Nov 19^th, 2008 at 2:28pm monkey_man wrote on Nov 19^th, 2008 at 12:21pm: I think this dudes nuts are still in a jar somewhere. . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSWURF9931U it hurts to watch
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twenty dollar me Ex Member	Re: This is just NUTS Reply #18 - Nov 19^th, 2008 at 4:07pm that sounds something like joey would do.
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Joey I Have No Life! Offline Posts: 20,274 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: This is just NUTS Reply #19 - Nov 19^th, 2008 at 4:14pm " ... that sounds something like joey would do " What ?! !!!!!!!!
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Re: This is just NUTS
Reply #20 - Nov 19^th, 2008 at 5:21pm

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attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling"
now picture that scene :

mad wrestle with cops .. then back to pasta jar for a quickie....mad wrestle with cops .. then back to pasta jar for a quickie....mad wrestle with cops .. then back to pasta jar for a quickie....mad wrestle with cops .. then back to pasta jar for a quickie....mad wrestle with cops .. then back to pasta jar for a quickie....

Cops must've been cackling you made a grown man cry

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GhostofBrianJones Rocks Off Regular Offline Brian Jones Rules You Bastards Posts: 721 Gender:	Re: This is just NUTS Reply #21 - Nov 19^th, 2008 at 10:06pm Dude must be really desparate using a Sauce jar!! Pdog that Lab is adorable!
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