" UNDER TONY BLAIR THEY KISSED TOO MUCH AMERICAN ASS AND THAT DISAPPOINTED ME "


Perks ....


I still , STILL do not particularly care for your avatars .

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZh_BqJqKns&feature=related

BILL PERKS wrote on Oct 6^th, 2008 at 9:44am:

Oh still plenty of Pubs and plenty of fish and chips and meat pies of all sorts.

But when I was in merry old England, I was told Chicken Curry was "THE" English meal!!

And there is always the breakfast (black pudding left behind, thank you very much)

PartyDoll MEG wrote on Oct 6^th, 2008 at 7:18am:


Cant see what makes you so nervous....its good wholesome family fun....






chocolate starfish n.
Rusty sheriff's badge (qv); Bovril bullet hole.  


crotch crickets n.
Crabs.


hamburger shot n.
A rear view in a pornographic magazine from which the curtain drop (qv) can be estimated.



bagpipe v.
To ignore the pink and the brown, and shove the cue straight into the top corner pocket; armpit sex.


ale force winds n.
The toxic sciroccos which blow through cack canyon the morning after a night spent getting hammered on brown beer. Ale force winds which measure highly on the Beaufart scale may occasionally be accompanied by an unexpected fall of ale stones.

arse like a brake light  sim.

Of one's ringpiece, to be enjoying the benefits of last night's Ruby Murray. 'Come to the Rupali restaurant, Bigg Market, Newcastle upon Tyne. You'll get a warm welcome, a hot curry and an arse like a brake light the next morning - or your money back!' (Speech to the United Nations, Abdul Latif, Lord of Harpole).

beer goggles n. Imaginary optical aids through which ugly women begin to appear attractive after you have drunk too much beer. As in "What? You fancy that!?! You must be wearing beer goggles


ghost rider n.

The beautiful, fictitious and weightless young lady that a prostrate young man imagines to be astride him during a bout of self delight. A frigment of a tugster's imagination.

vinegar strokes n.
Of males on the job, the final climactic stages of intercourse or masturbation. As in: "Would you believe it? The phone rang just as I was getting onto the vinegar strokes". From the similar facial expression associated with sipping vinegar.  

sirmoonie wrote on Oct 5^th, 2008 at 11:14pm:

which is loose? I thought they were prudes.

Mead, anyone?

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Oct 6^th, 2008 at 7:37pm:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6eJ_Dg-W0g

That post is loaded. I just hope you all can retain some of the charm of your cultural identity to pass down to your kids. But then the commisars of the new europe probably won't permit it.   [/quote]

Well it was a loaded question, MM!

I personally, am English through and through and if were to ever have children, they'd be bought up in a very English environment.

We do live in a multi-cultural environment and whilst many have bought worthwhile qualities to this little island, I feel strongly that it’s about time serious restrictions were bought in. By that, I mean, serious, serious, vetting for suitability. IE, job and language skills etc.

I will never bow to any "new Europe" ethos.

"English girls theyre so prissy
I cant stand them on the telephone
Sometimes I take the receiver off the hook
I dont want them to ever call at all"

Mick Jagger

BILL PERKS wrote on Oct 6^th, 2008 at 9:57am:


and i, PERKS, do not particularly care for your anti-antipodean atittude      

" AND COLIN HAY IS A PERSONAL FRIEND(ALTHOUGH HE WAS BORN IN SCOTLAND) "

!!!!

jostorm wrote on Oct 9^th, 2008 at 7:28pm:



I compared London to New York and New Jersey. Did you think MICK was kidding when he said They got rats on the west side, and bedbugs uptown? The population here is larger, more people, more dirt, more trash, more delays, and the bad ass additude to go with it. London is much more civilized, even the drunks on the busses and trains were polite! That's one thing different about Europe and The US ~ We cant drink in public unless its a licensed location ~ in England, they drink anywhere and everywhere!

hey Ju

God Save the Queen!!

weeding??