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Verizon's Masturbating Salesman
Aug 1^st, 2008 at 9:31am

Company suspends door to door promotions in Delaware
08:44AM Friday Aug 01 2008 by Karl Bode
tags: business · Oddities · consumers
Verizon has suspended door to door sales operations across Delaware after an outsourced sales representative was caught masturbating behind the bushes of one woman's home while she worked in the garden. The salesman was charged with two counts of "lewdness, resisting arrest and criminal trespassing," and Verizon has shut down door to door sales in the state until they can finish investigating the incident. "We have zero tolerance for violations of the law and hold our vendor responsible for the actions of its employees," says a company spokesperson.

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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Verizon's Masturbating Salesman Reply #1 - Aug 1^st, 2008 at 9:36am Happy Birthday Joey!
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gimmekeef Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 5,753 Ontario Canada Gender:	Re: Verizon's Masturbating Salesman Reply #2 - Aug 1^st, 2008 at 10:21am Hopefully it was that fuckin dweeb in the black glasses thats in all their stupid ads.
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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,528 joyzee Gender:	Re: Verizon's Masturbating Salesman Reply #3 - Aug 1^st, 2008 at 11:04am what a jerkoff
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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Verizon's Masturbating Salesman Reply #4 - Aug 1^st, 2008 at 12:03pm mojoman wrote on Aug 1^st, 2008 at 11:04am: what a jerkoff postin' above the salary cap.
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MaineMotels Ex Member Gender:	Re: Verizon's Masturbating Salesman Reply #5 - Aug 1^st, 2008 at 12:13pm Sales is a highly stressful profession. Most salesmen masturbate alot for stress relief....especially the used car guys. (have a little compassion for this guy...he was probably just tired and stressed out)
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MaineMotels Ex Member Gender:	Re: Verizon's Masturbating Salesman Reply #6 - Aug 1^st, 2008 at 1:38pm Also it's from sheer boredom. When sales are slow there isn't much else to do. Except twiddle your thumbs maybe.....so you got a choice, twiddle your thumbs or stroke your cock. I mean it just stands to reason.....
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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Verizon's Masturbating Salesman Reply #7 - Aug 1^st, 2008 at 2:00pm this ain't gonna look good on a resume.
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zooeyglass Rocks Off Regular Offline Seeker of truth and, regrettably, finder of truth Posts: 1,345 USA	Re: Verizon's Masturbating Salesman Reply #8 - Aug 1^st, 2008 at 2:20pm Outdoor hobbies include boating, fishing, and :howefun
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fireontheplatter Ex Member	Re: Verizon's Masturbating Salesman Reply #9 - Aug 1^st, 2008 at 3:54pm i am thinking this gal will not subscribe with verison.
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Gazza Unholy Trinity Admin Offline Rat Bastid "We piss anywhere, man.." Posts: 13,213 Belfast, UK Gender:	Re: Verizon's Masturbating Salesman Reply #10 - Aug 1^st, 2008 at 4:03pm Verizon must be a sister company of British Telecom it would appear, because every member of their staff I've ever spoken to is also a complete wanker....
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left shoe shuffle Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 4,141	Re: Verizon's Masturbating Salesman Reply #11 - Aug 1^st, 2008 at 5:02pm Dude claims he was just using his Palm...
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fireontheplatter Ex Member	Re: Verizon's Masturbating Salesman Reply #12 - Aug 1^st, 2008 at 5:09pm left shoe shuffle wrote on Aug 1^st, 2008 at 5:02pm: Dude claims he was just using his Palm... does that make it a lesser crime?
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Glimmer Twin Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 273	Re: Verizon's Masturbating Salesman Reply #13 - Aug 1^st, 2008 at 11:31pm Oh this thread waas hilarious!!! I wonder if there were any security cameras. The bushes? Couldn't he have just asked to use the bathroom?
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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,528 joyzee Gender:	Re: Verizon's Masturbating Salesman Reply #14 - Aug 1^st, 2008 at 11:38pm left shoe shuffle wrote on Aug 1^st, 2008 at 5:02pm: Dude claims he was just using his Palm... palm pilot?
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Re: Verizon's Masturbating Salesman
Reply #15 - Aug 2^nd, 2008 at 9:48am

Glimmer Twin wrote on Aug 1^st, 2008 at 11:31pm:

Oh this thread waas hilarious!!! Grin

I wonder if there were any security cameras.

I just wonder how he happened to get caught. He must not have been a pro because professional masturbators NEVER get caught. I mean after all getting caught is the worse thing.....like a surgeon sewing up scissors inside a patient.

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glencar Ex Member	Re: Verizon's Masturbating Salesman Reply #16 - Aug 2^nd, 2008 at 10:03am He wanted to get caught!
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Sioux Rocks Off Regular Offline Brian Jones---Foundation Stone--Golden Stone Posts: 4,176 Virginia, U.S.A. Gender:	Re: Verizon's Masturbating Salesman Reply #17 - Aug 2^nd, 2008 at 11:35pm Some Guy wrote on Aug 1^st, 2008 at 2:00pm: this ain't gonna look good on a resume. WAY above the rim!
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robpop Rocks Off Regular Offline My name is called disturbance! Posts: 1,881 City of Champions Gender:	Re: Verizon's Masturbating Salesman Reply #18 - Aug 4^th, 2008 at 9:18pm I'm sure he comes in handy.
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Bitch Rocks Off Regular Offline I always get my Rocks Off! Posts: 4,900 FL - USA Gender:	Re: Verizon's Masturbating Salesman Reply #19 - Aug 5^th, 2008 at 10:56pm The guy is a fvcking pervert! A step above Peeping Tom! but should he go to jail for it? Nahh should he pay a fine?? Hell yeah. So ~ what will his punishment be for wanking in public? Have any of you people had sex in a public place and didnt get caught? Uh huh, yeah, everyone here, for sure,
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glen759 Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 219 cheltenham Gender:	Re: Verizon's Masturbating Salesman Reply #20 - Aug 6^th, 2008 at 1:14am Gazza wrote on Aug 1^st, 2008 at 4:03pm: Verizon must be a sister company of British Telecom it would appear, because every member of their staff I've ever spoken to is also a complete wanker.... Ain't that the truth
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