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Re: Happy Happy Birthday Joey
Reply #52 - Aug 1^st, 2008 at 4:30pm

Joey wrote on Aug 1^st, 2008 at 3:21pm:

" Happy birthday, you fucking lunatic ! "

Thanks Gazza .................................

No Brazen Head this evening ( slow time of year and the establishment will NOT book any bands until after Labor Day ) .

www.BrazenHeadPub.com

Still , Keith Moon mentioned that he WILL be making an appearance sometime this evening .

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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Online The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 16,078 Wonderland Gender:	Re: Happy Happy Birthday Joey Reply #54 - Aug 1^st, 2008 at 5:18pm Come on regular Joey... go with Keith (Moon that's it) and get drunk till you drop, then come back and tell us about it but now with pictures and videos, otherwise I will post the same pictures of one of your parties with Moonie Have a drunken birthday
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PartyDoll MEG Rocks Off Regular Offline Just one drink from your lovin' cup Posts: 3,125	Re: Happy Happy Birthday Joey Reply #56 - Aug 1^st, 2008 at 6:19pm Oh I forgot.. Today is actually YOUR birthday. Hope you are celebrating in style at the Brazenhead, 'kins!!!! Happy Birthday!!! ( I can't believe I actually posted this skank!!!)
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Joey I Have No Life! Online Posts: 20,264 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Happy Birthday Joey Reply #58 - Aug 2^nd, 2008 at 10:22am " Hope you have a Moon-approved day, Joey! " Oh My ........ I just woke up and this is breathtaking . I am speachless ........... Joey sheds tear . Bless You !!!! ... I love you all !!!! J'kins ! ( Jacky Hilton !!! )
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Re: Happy Happy Birthday Joey
Reply #59 - Aug 2^nd, 2008 at 10:23am

" Come on regular Joey... go with Keith (Moon that's it) and get drunk till you drop, then come back and tell us about it but now with pictures and videos, otherwise I will post the same pictures of one of your parties with Moonie

Have a drunken birthday "

Thanks Voodoo !!!!

Keith showed up at The Brazen Head last evening around MidNight !!!!!!!!

..... ***** OH MY GOD !!!!! *****

Details and Video footage later ......

J'kins !

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Reply #60 - Aug 2^nd, 2008 at 5:48pm

To the tens of thousands of wonderful individuals who sent E - Mails , cards , letters and faxes wishing me a very Happy Happy Birthday ..... : " I LOVE YOU ALL !!!! " .

Bless You My Stonesian Brothers and Sisters ..........

You have made my forty - forth birthday very special and I promise to respond back to each and every single one of you fine people .

*** Stones ... A way of life !!!! ****

" Hit Me Ronnie ! "

Joeykins ! ™

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Joey I Have No Life! Online Posts: 20,264 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Happy Birthday Joey Reply #61 - Aug 3^rd, 2008 at 5:52pm < ---- Bump for the pee pee !
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Online The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 16,078 Wonderland Gender:	Re: Happy Happy Birthday Joey Reply #62 - Aug 3^rd, 2008 at 5:59pm Bumb my ass JOey... Well now that this is up again, please explain us the meaning of "Bargain" and "Squeeze Box" in the who dictionary of English
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Joey I Have No Life! Online Posts: 20,264 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Happy Birthday Joey Reply #64 - Aug 3^rd, 2008 at 9:47pm " Joey you were right. Best Damn Dan yet. Great show Sat. night. " You went to that gig ?! Cool !!!! Everyone on www.dandom.com has been raving about Donald Fagen's vocals -- BEST DONALD FAGEN YET !!!!!!!!!! www.SteelyDan.com
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Reply #65 - Aug 3^rd, 2008 at 9:49pm

" Well now that this is up again, please explain us the meaning of "Bargain" and "Squeeze Box" in the who dictionary of English "

Hello Voodoo ....................................

I would love to but I got a bad sunburn today and am feeling quite dizzy ( see : Keith Moon , circa 1976 ) .

Developing ..............................

Skittles Joe Fly !

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Reply #67 - Aug 4^th, 2008 at 12:32pm

My Prince!!! I am SO sorry I didn't post on your b-day, I WAS thinking of you. My back went out and I couldn't sit without pain so I haven't been on-line. I do wish you the best b-day ever though and many happy returns! I WILL see you at YOUR Qwest Center sometime down the road my Rock n Roll darlin'. Hang on til then! Better seen on weed!

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Reply #68 - Aug 4^th, 2008 at 1:07pm

" My Prince!!! I am SO sorry I didn't post on your b-day, I WAS thinking of you. My back went out and I couldn't sit without pain so I haven't been on-line. I do wish you the best b-day ever though and many happy returns! I WILL see you at YOUR Qwest Center sometime down the road my Rock n Roll darlin'. "

Bless You My Stonesian Queen ......................... I will continue to pray for your health .

It has been waaay too long since we all saw Bob Dylan Together at THE QWEST .

Looking forward to Don Henley & Company this fall ( perhaps the QWEST CENTER again or maybe the Sprint Center in K.C. ) and MACCA ( ...no word yet !!!!! ... Developing ....................... )

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Joeykins !

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Reply #70 - Aug 4^th, 2008 at 4:13pm

" Well now that this is up again, please explain us the meaning of "Bargain" and "Squeeze Box" in the who dictionary of English "

Actually , I am not quite sure .

" Squeeze Box " = Accordion .

Bargain can mean practically anything : Great Dope , Fine Wine , inexpensive toilet paper ............................. WAIT !!!!

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Re: Happy Happy Birthday Joey
Reply #71 - Aug 4^th, 2008 at 5:29pm

I asked it Joey because in a special program about The Who the guest said that bargain in that song (a great one btw) means something like an "spiritual agreement between God and Pete Townshend" Really, he said that!!

I also saw that in cockney Bargain is a short for bargain hunt and it means "cunt"

Two meanings at 180 degrees really?

As for "Squeeze Box" he said that it's a sex toy, at least this fits with the lyrics

Mama's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest
And when Daddy comes home, he never gets no rest
'Cause she's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

Well, the kids don't eat and the dog can't sleep
There's no escape from the music in the whole damn street
'Cause she's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
She's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes, squeeze me, come on and squeeze me
Come on and tease me like you do
I'm so in love with you
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

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Re: Happy Happy Birthday Joey
Reply #72 - Aug 4^th, 2008 at 9:33pm

Joey wrote on Aug 3^rd, 2008 at 9:47pm:

" Joey you were right. Best Damn Dan yet. Great show Sat. night. "

You went to that gig ?!

Cool !!!!

Everyone on www.dandom.com has been raving about Donald Fagen's vocals -- BEST DONALD FAGEN YET !!!!!!!!!!

www.SteelyDan.com

Ok,I finally found the setlist for the Tahoe show. Best setlist of the tour? Oh,it's true,it's true. Except for no Pretzel Logic. I got every other nugget I wanted. Including Don't Take Me Alive. You rock!

Orchestra intro: Everyone's Gone to the Movies/Fez (instrumental)
Royal Scam
I Got the News
Show Biz Kids
Bodhisattva
2 Against Nature
Hey 19 (including soliloquy by Walter Becker)
Godwhacker
Do It Again
Gaucho (Walter on Vocals}
Babylon Sister
Parkers Band (chorus) 3 backup vocalists
Black Friday
Josie
Aja
Love is Like an Itchin' in My Heart
Peg
My Old School
Encore:
Don't Take me Alive
Kid Charlemagne

Orchestra Outtro:
Last Tango In Paris (instrumental)

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So gimme just a minute and I'll tell you why

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Joey I Have No Life! Online Posts: 20,264 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Happy Birthday Joey Reply #73 - Aug 4^th, 2008 at 9:49pm " Gaucho (Walter on Vocals} " That is worth the price of admission right there !!!! Now , if only Walter Becker would sing lead vocals on ' Dr. Wu ' !!!!! Developing ........................................... " Hit Me Ronnie ! " J. Fly ! ™
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Reply #74 - Aug 4^th, 2008 at 9:54pm

" I asked it Joey because in a special program about The Who the guest said that bargain in that song (a great one btw) means something like an "spiritual agreement between God and Pete Townshend" Really, he said that!! "

Voodoo ..................................

Bargain is one of your young Joey's favorite songs . Pete once said that the track ' WHO ARE YOU ' is a " spiritual agreement between God and Pete Townshend " ..... so who knows ?! Perhaps some others here on the board can " Shine a Light ! "

" As for "Squeeze Box" he said that it's a sex toy, at least this fits with the lyrics

She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
She's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night "

Never thought about that one Voodoo .... Thanks . a sex toy fits in PERFECTLY ( See : Steely Dan )

Joey " Naked Lunch " Burroughs ! ™

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P.S. The older I get , the more I realize that the movie " 10 " is a true Masterpiece .. there is a lot
going ON in that FLICK . RIP Dudley Moore .

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Question: What Will Joey do on his birthday?
drink with keith moon 6 (19.4%) visit the lyndon johnson library 0 (0.0%) watch the empire strikes back 0 (0.0%) smoke three joints 3 (9.7%) recieve a call from JB 2 (6.5%) buy 3,000 dollars worth of cat toys 1 (3.2%) beg max to come back 5 (16.1%) make over 40 posts 2 (6.5%) take a huge dump 12 (38.7%) Total votes: 31 « Last Modified by: mojoman on: Jul 31^st, 2008 at 1:40pm »