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Re: Stones Song Lyrics Matched w/ Pics...
Reply #25 - Jul 23^rd, 2008 at 4:05pm

And look what the cat dragged in
Don't you call me a friend
Get out of my house with your dirty old mouth
Take yourself out again

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PartyDoll MEG Rocks Off Regular Offline Just one drink from your lovin' cup Posts: 3,125	Re: Stones Song Lyrics Matched w/ Pics... Reply #26 - Jul 23^rd, 2008 at 4:06pm Look what the cat dragged in....
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steeldrivinghammer Ex Member	Re: Stones Song Lyrics Matched w/ Pics... Reply #27 - Jul 23^rd, 2008 at 4:06pm Fucking A Rider G!
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Re: Stones Song Lyrics Matched w/ Pics...
Reply #28 - Jul 23^rd, 2008 at 4:07pm

Ain't no use in crying
Stay away from me

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Re: Stones Song Lyrics Matched w/ Pics...
Reply #29 - Jul 23^rd, 2008 at 4:11pm

I'll be your savior, steadfast and true

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PartyDoll MEG Rocks Off Regular Offline Just one drink from your lovin' cup Posts: 3,125	Re: Stones Song Lyrics Matched w/ Pics... Reply #30 - Jul 23^rd, 2008 at 4:12pm You'd better grease up I'm coming back You're going to catch fire Pyromaniac You'd better shape up You'd better get set I'm gonna burn up In the smoke of a jet
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steeldrivinghammer Ex Member	Re: Stones Song Lyrics Matched w/ Pics... Reply #31 - Jul 23^rd, 2008 at 4:13pm It's. But you know I'll never break your heart.
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Re: Stones Song Lyrics Matched w/ Pics...
Reply #32 - Jul 23^rd, 2008 at 4:32pm

French girls they want Cartier

Italian girls want cars

American girls want everything in the world you can possibly imagine

English girls are so prissy, I can't stand them on the telephone.
Sometimes I take the reciever off the hook, I don't ever want them to call at all.

White girls are pretty funny.
Sometimes they drive me mad.

Black girls just want to get fucked all night
I just don't have that much jam.

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Pdog Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 6,123 aTx Gender:	Re: Stones Song Lyrics Matched w/ Pics... Reply #33 - Jul 23^rd, 2008 at 4:37pm We're talking heroin, with the president
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Pdog Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 6,123 aTx Gender:	Re: Stones Song Lyrics Matched w/ Pics... Reply #34 - Jul 23^rd, 2008 at 4:38pm Kissin' Cunt In Cannes
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Pdog Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 6,123 aTx Gender:	Re: Stones Song Lyrics Matched w/ Pics... Reply #35 - Jul 23^rd, 2008 at 4:40pm Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
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Pdog Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 6,123 aTx Gender:	Re: Stones Song Lyrics Matched w/ Pics... Reply #36 - Jul 23^rd, 2008 at 4:42pm Lies, dripping off your mouth like dirt Lies, lies in every step you walk Lies, whispered sweetly in my ear Lies, how do I get out of here? Why, why you have to be so cruel? Lies, lies, lies I ain't such a fool!
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nankerphelge Rocks Off Regular Offline Maybe being bad is more fun than being good... Posts: 2,763 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: Stones Song Lyrics Matched w/ Pics... Reply #37 - Jul 23^rd, 2008 at 4:46pm What's a poor boy to do. But sing in a rock and roll band. I
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Re: Stones Song Lyrics Matched w/ Pics...
Reply #38 - Jul 23^rd, 2008 at 5:10pm

Sittin' thinkin' sinkin' drinkin'
Wondering what I'd do when I'm through tonight

Smoking moping, maybe just hopin'
Some little girl will pass on by

Don't wanna be alone but I love my girl at home
I remember what she said

She said, "My, my, my don't tell lies,

keep fidelity in your head

My my my, don't tell lies.

When you're done you should go to bed

Don't say hi, like a spider to a fly

Jump right ahead and you're dead"

Sit up, fed up, low down go round

Down to the bar at the place I'm at

Sitting drinking, supereficially thinking

About the rinsed-out blonde on my left

Then I said, "hi" like a spider to a fly

Remembering what my little girl said

She was common, flirty, she looked about thirty

I would have run away but I was on my own
She told me later she's a machine operator
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She said she liked the way I held the microphone

I said my, my, like the spider to the fly
Jump right ahead in my web

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"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

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Zack Rocks Off Regular Offline Chiba Face Rules You Bastards! Posts: 1,727 Dakar Gender:	Re: Stones Song Lyrics Matched w/ Pics... Reply #39 - Jul 23^rd, 2008 at 6:00pm Great stuff - props to you all, and Steelie for thinking of it. All I can say is . . . more!
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Re: Stones Song Lyrics Matched w/ Pics...
Reply #40 - Jul 23^rd, 2008 at 6:22pm

Went to the fortune teller
To have my fortune read

I didn't know what to tell her
piss off

I had a dizzy feeling in my head

Then she'd take a look at my palm
She said "Son, you feel kinda warm"

And she looked into her crystal ball
Said "You're in love"

Said it could not be so
Not with all the girls I know

She said when the next one arrives
Looking into her eyes

I left there in a hurry

Looking forward to my big surprise
Blank Frigging Stare

The next day I discovered
That the fortune teller told me a lie

I hurried back down to that woman
As mad as I could be

I told her I didn't see nobody
Why'd she make a fool out of me

Then something struck me
As if it came from up above

While looking at the fortune teller
Perverted Mick

I fell in love

Now I'm a happy fellow
Well I'm married to the fortune teller
We're happy as we can be
Now I get my fortune told for free

Now I'm a happy fellow
Well I'm married to the fortune teller
We're happy as we can be
And I get my fortune told for free

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

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LadyJane Rocks Off Regular Offline Stones Purist Posts: 4,928 Gender:	Re: Stones Song Lyrics Matched w/ Pics... Reply #41 - Jul 23^rd, 2008 at 6:31pm OUTSTANDING THREAD!!! What talent we have in our midst. LJ.
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robpop Rocks Off Regular Offline My name is called disturbance! Posts: 1,881 City of Champions Gender:	Re: Stones Song Lyrics Matched w/ Pics... Reply #42 - Jul 23^rd, 2008 at 6:36pm Pdog wrote on Jul 23^rd, 2008 at 4:40pm: Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Fucker...I thought of that on the car ride home from the store.
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robpop Rocks Off Regular Offline My name is called disturbance! Posts: 1,881 City of Champions Gender:	Re: Stones Song Lyrics Matched w/ Pics... Reply #43 - Jul 23^rd, 2008 at 6:41pm "I rode a tank"
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robpop Rocks Off Regular Offline My name is called disturbance! Posts: 1,881 City of Champions Gender:	Re: Stones Song Lyrics Matched w/ Pics... Reply #44 - Jul 23^rd, 2008 at 6:58pm "You know marrying money is a full time job" http://www.ariva.de/Anna_Nicole_Smith_a91030
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Re: Stones Song Lyrics Matched w/ Pics...
Reply #45 - Jul 23^rd, 2008 at 7:01pm

Zack wrote on Jul 23^rd, 2008 at 6:00pm:

Great stuff - props to you all, and Steelie for thinking of it.

All I can say is . . . more!

agreed

well done everybody - i will have to try to think of one myself - actually i did but no matter how hard i googled i couldn't find a picture of a turd wearing adidas

but yes some excellent ideas great lols and some crazy pics to boot

"you can see it against the girl's crocheted dress"

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robpop Rocks Off Regular Offline My name is called disturbance! Posts: 1,881 City of Champions Gender:	Re: Stones Song Lyrics Matched w/ Pics... Reply #47 - Jul 23^rd, 2008 at 7:25pm "I'm free to do what I want any old time I'm free to do what I want any old time "
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PartyDoll MEG Rocks Off Regular Offline Just one drink from your lovin' cup Posts: 3,125	Re: Stones Song Lyrics Matched w/ Pics... Reply #48 - Jul 23^rd, 2008 at 8:04pm In the sweet old country where I come from Nobody ever works Yeah nothing gets done We hang fire, we hang fire
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Re: Stones Song Lyrics Matched w/ Pics...
Reply #49 - Jul 23^rd, 2008 at 8:25pm

There's a tramp sittin' on my doorstep
Tryin' to waste his time

With his methylated sandwich
He's a walking clothesline
And here comes the bishop's daughter
On the other side

She looks a trifle jealous
She's been an outcast all her life

Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor

I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle

Before it rains anymore

Oh the gangster looks so fright'ning
With his luger in his hand

But when he gets home to his children
He's a family man

But when it comes to the nitty-gritty
He can shove in his knife

Yes he really looks quite religious
He's been an outlaw all his life

Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do this jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore

Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do this jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore

Oh the singer, he looks angry
At being thrown to the lions

And the bass player, he looks nervous
About the girls outside
And the drummer, he's so shattered
Trying to keep on time
And the guitar players look damaged

They've been outcasts all thier lives

Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do this jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore

Oh, there's twenty-thousand grandmas
Wave their hankies in the air
All burning up their pensions
And shouting, "It's not fair!"

There's a regiment of soldiers
Standing looking on
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And the queen is bravely shouting,

"What the hell is going on?"

With a blood-curdling "tally-ho"
She charged into the ranks
And blessed all those grandmas who
With their dying breaths screamed, "Thanks!"

Me, I'm just waiting so patiently
With my woman on the floor
We're just trying to do this jig-saw puzzle

Before it rains anymore

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

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