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Reply #75 - Jul 11th, 2008 at 8:59pm
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http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/runaway-ronnie-disapp...

Runaway Ronnie disappears with Russian

By Andy McSmith
Saturday, 12 July 2008

There is nobody quite like a Rolling Stone for growing old disgracefully. The latest wrinkly rocker to live up the group's bad boy reputation is the guitarist Ronnie Wood, who has gone on a prolonged drinking bout in Ireland with a woman less than a third his age.

Wood's weakness for alcohol is well known, but his wife says this latest binge is a real worry.

The guitarist is said to have met his 19-year-old companion, Yekaterina Ivanova, in a London escort club after the premiere of Martin Scorcese's documentary about the Rolling Stones, Shine A Light. For the past fortnight, they have been holed up together in Ireland, where the 61-year-old Stone is said to be downing two bottles of vodka a day.

Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, founder members of the Rolling Stones have pleaded with him to get help. So has Rod Stewart, who played in The Faces with Wood in the 1960s.

Ms Ivanova, a cocktail waitress from Moscow, is now claiming the father of four as her new boyfriend. She is said to have told a friend that Jo Wood, the guitarist's wife, pleaded with her not to steal her man, but the teenager claimed to have replied: "I am not taking him; he is leaving."

Mrs Wood, who has established a successful range of organic beauty products, is adamant that this conversation, supposedly at their home in Kingston upon Thames, south-west London, is fiction. Mrs Wood told The Sun: "She is mad. She is a terrible alcoholic."

She said Wood, a talented artist, had travelled to his retreat in County Kildare to paint, using Ms Ivanova as a model. She claimed to be more worried about his alcohol intake than Ms Ivanova's boasts.

"He's drinking heavily, maybe two bottles of vodka a day," she told The Sun. "I was quite all right that she was hanging around with him. They're not boyfriend or girlfriend, not in that way. They have been staying in Ireland and Ronnie's art man was with them. Ronnie told me she was staying there and I said, 'OK, get on with it and have a drink, go mad. Drink your guts up'."

Wood married the former model in 1985, and they have stayed together despite his problems with drink and drugs.

He went into rehab for the first time for 10 days in 2000. He wasback in The Priory, in London, a year later. When that failed, he tried two weeks in the Cottonwood Clinic, in Arizona. In 2004, he went back into The Priory after being found drunk under a restaurant table. In 2005, he checked into an Irish clinic, and in 2006, it was back to The Priory.

His latest visit to a clinic came just before his daughter Leah got married last month.

"It's all connected with his drinking," Mrs Wood said. "Each time Ronnie falls off the wagon it gets worse and he has been on a bender for the past two weeks.

"He doesn't remember anything or know where he is. It looks like he's risking his life.

"Mick, Keith and Rod have been calling saying, 'What the hell are you doing?' but nothing's getting through. Ronnie is adamant this girl is just a friend but he's not thinking rationally. His family just want him to get better and come home."

The Stones in trouble

*1966: Three members, including Mick Jagger, arrested for urinating in a petrol station.

*1967: Jagger and Keith Richards arrested on drugs charges.

*1969: Brian Jones found drowned in his swimming pool.

*1977: Canada scandalised by the sight of Margaret Trudeau, wife of the Prime Minister, partying with the Stones.

*1993: Bill Wyman quits after nearly 30 years.

*2000: Ronnie Wood admitted to The Priory with a drink problem. There would be five visits more in six years.

*2006: Richards has brain surgery after fall.


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STAR'S BINGE WITH ESCORT

12th July 2008
By GARY NICKS & JERRY LAWTON

HELLRAISING rock veteran Ronnie Wood has run off with a teenage escort girl who is less than a THIRD of his age.


But his long-suffering wife Jo says the Rolling Stone will get no Satisfaction with the temptress – because he is too smashed to have sex.


Boozy Ronnie, 61, has left his wife and fled to Ireland for a 10-day bender with Russian Ekaterina Ivanova, 19. The pair are holed up in his cottage in County Kildare.


The guitarist has battled alcohol for years. And he is said to have fallen off the wagon in spectacular style, downing two bottles of a vodka a day on top of Guinness.


Former model Jo, 53, told the Daily Star she feared Ronnie would drink himself to death after picking up Ekaterina in a bar where she was working. But she said there was no chance of him cheating, because he was simply too drunk.


Jo  said: “It’s so sad. You’re watching one of the people you most love in the world self-destruct.


“It’s all connected to his drinking. When he’s in a state like that, he is no good to anybody and he is certainly not capable of a love affair.


“How do you help an alcoholic? They have to want to get better and they have to want to go to rehab. But how many times does it take to hit rock-bottom?


“He has spent the last 30 years in the limelight, playing stadiums to 80,000 people. That’s a massive adrenaline rush, so how do you replace that?”


Just two days ago, she was at a London gallery to support a project by keen artist Ronnie. His daughter Leah, 29, and son Tyrone, 23, were also there.


Jo, who married Ronnie in 1985, said she had assumed Ekaterina was just a starstruck fan – until the pair ran off to Ireland.


Last night, the teenager’s mum, Irina, denied that her daughter was having an affair with Ronnie. She insisted that her girl was simply posing for a painting by Ronnie.


Speaking from her flat in a run-down block in London’s Holborn, Irina said: “I know my daughter and I know nothing is going on. She’s not like that.


“She’s away with him for business. People are just jumping to conclusions. He’s doing her portrait.”


However, Ekaterina herself has been bragging to friends on her Facebook website that she and the rocker are in love.


She claims Jo begged her not to steal her man. In a heated showdown, Ekaterina is said to have told her: “I am not taking him – he is leaving.”


The Daily Star tracked Ronnie down to his luxury home in Clane, but he refused to talk to us.

His bandmates’ management also declined to comment on the scandal.


Ronnie met Ekaterina after the premiere of Rolling Stones movie Shine A Light at London’s Leicester Square in April.


Friends say they became “drinking partners” and spend their days getting wasted on Russian vodka. Ronnie went into rehab ahead of daughter Leah’s wedding last month to TV producer Jack McDonald.


Guests at the ceremony included model Kate Moss, 34, who has now offered to step in to help Ronnie. She has offered him the use of her London home as a temporary bolthole.


But a close friend of the Wood family said: “I spoke to Ronnie yesterday, but he’s not his natural self.


“He’s got two bottles of vodka inside him. He says he’s just hanging out and having fun. He’s not in a rational state of mind.”


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Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood, 61, 'runs away with 18-year-old Russian cocktail waitress'

By Alison Boshoff and Richard Simpson
Last updated at 10:00 PM on 11th July 2008


Ronnie Wood has walked out on his wife and four children to live with a teenage cocktail waitress he met in an escort bar.

The 61-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist has fled to his mansion in Ireland with the 18-year- old Russian blonde.

His wife of 23 years, Jo, is said to have begged Ekaterina Ivanova not to take her husband away from her. The teenager is understood to have told friends that she replied: 'I am not taking him  -  he is leaving.'
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The other woman: Ekaterina Ivanova is said to have run away with rocker Ronnie Wood following an extra-marital affair

A representative of Wood, who has battled a drink problem for years, said the girl began seeing him three months ago when he was at a low ebb, frazzled by alcohol. They have been together ever since.

Wood  -  who is drinking two bottles of vodka a day  -  met Miss Ivanova after the London premiere of the Stones documentary, Shine A Light, on April 2 in a seedy escort bar in Soho.

Within weeks the girl from Moscow had grown so close to Wood that she accompanied him back to the home he shares with Jo and their four children in Kingston upon Thames, South-West London.

At the beginning of May, Wood invited Miss Ivanova to join him at his mansion in Clane, County Kildare.

She has been writing about the relationship on the social networking website Facebook, calling Wood her 'boyfriend' and saying she is quickly 'falling in love'.


She also claims to have become Wood's painting muse, posing for him at the Irish house.

Wood's publicist made the extraordinary move of speaking publicly about his curious relationship with the teenager yesterday.

The publicist said: 'She is a drinking partner. When you're an alcoholic and your family are all telling you to stop drinking you simply find someone else to drink with. You can see how it happens, you end up pushing away the ones you love because you don't think straight.

'He met her in a dodgy escort bar at four in the morning when he was boozed out of his mind. I heard she worked there, but doing what I don't know. It was a very dodgy scenario.

'He's fallen off the wagon big time. He's spiralling out of control and every time he returns to his drinking it's worse than before. He's not even clear-headed enough to check himself into rehab.

'He's in a very bad way. His son Tyrone has tried to speak to him briefly, but he's not even waking up until late afternoon. He's very much spiralling.

'He's on two bottles of vodka a day and he has a size 28 waist. He's not a massive man. He's an alcoholic who has worked up his tolerance to that amount. He is in contact with Jo but until he sorts out the booze problem, it's not Ronnie. Nothing can be resolved.

' Wood was absent on Thursday night when the rest of his family went to the first night of an art exhibition run by Tyrone in Mayfair.

Asked if she thought the pair were having an affair, Jo told The Sun: 'They're not boyfriend or girlfriend  -  not in that way.'

However Miss Ivanova has been telling friends a very different story. One said: 'She is besotted with Ronnie. Whether or not he knows it, she plans a future with him. She has told everyone Ronnie has left his wife for her and they are a full-on item.'

Locals in Clane said that Wood had barely left the house in weeks. He used to frequent a local bar, where he would join in the odd jam session on his guitar, but that closed recently because of a fire.

Wood is estimated to be worth £70million. The cocktail waitress incident is being seen as the latest symptom of an alcohol problem which has seen him in rehab many times.

The first time he emerged from the clinic, fellow Stone Keith Richards sent him a fax upon which he had scrawled: 'Rehab is for quitters.'

Wood, somewhat wounded, fired one back saying: 'Actually mate, I was in hospital.'

He had, he said at the time, been advised that he was only six months from death. He had been daily consuming two or three bottles of vodka, plenty of chilled Guinness and countless Sambucas. 'I suppose I was permanently pickled,' he said.

Richards treated it all as a bit of a joke and found it a nuisance when he lost his drinking partner. It has never been that much of an issue, however, as Wood's periods off the sauce never seem to last very long.

The trouble is that he has always been proud of his epic consumption. There has never been any publiclyadmitted shame, nor has he reached what therapists call 'rock bottom'.

Sure, his friends and drinking buddies have died  -  Jimi Hendrix, actor John Belushi, his first wife Krissy, comedian Peter Cook  -  but this has not really given him pause. Even though his wife refers to alcohol as a 'monster' with which he battles daily, he never seems to learn.

The 'affair' is being described by those who know Wood as nothing more than a by-product of his alcoholic compulsion.

'He's not run away from Jo to be with this girl,' said one. 'He's run away from Jo so that he can get ragged on vodka.'

Another associate said: 'I feel really sorry for Jo because she's taken a lot of this like a good 'un. Ronnie is not a lech, I have known him for years and I don't think he's even that interested in sex. I don't think he's had a bunk-up in ten years.

'The problem here is the drinking. He spends a lot of time in Ireland, and you know that when he's there that is what is going on.

'He can't seem to control the drink and he can't seem to control anything in his life either. It's been a series of disasters over money and managers.

'It's the sort of person Ronnie is. He always looks like the kid who didn't get an ice cream. He's kind of helpless.'


Wood believes that he was born to be a drinker. He grew up on an estate near Heathrow, and would go every night to watch his father drinking, partying and playing the piano at a local pub, the Nag's Head.

Young Ronnie would sit on the windowsill with a packet of crisps and a Coca-Cola and watch his Dad pound the keys. At closing time there would be a shout of 'All back to No 8'  -  the Woods' home  -  and the party would start in earnest, with everyone taking as much booze as they could carry. After the Woods moved out, the new owners found 1,700 empty Guinness bottles in the back garden.

When Ronnie started playing with the Jeff Beck Group, he developed a fondness for red vermouth, which took the edge off his stage fright. He was, though, fairly indiscriminate in those days, and progressed through alcohol to cocaine and heroin.

It was all part of his appetite for a good time. As he revealed in his autobiography, he had a seemingly limitless enthusiasm for narcotics.

He and Keith would stay up for 72 hours straight on cocaine while the long suffering Jo, whom he met in 1977, was never more than a dabbler. Keith chopped out a line of coke for them both in their wedding car on the way to the reception. Ronnie spent a £70,000 home improvement loan on drugs, and he and Bobby Keys would stay up all day and night freebasing.

In the 1980s, when the Stones gave up touring, Ronnie's cocaine habit became immense. He and Jo were arrested in the Caribbean with 200 grams of coke.

His dealers used to wake him up in the middle of the night so that he could take hits. He ended up losing his home, his nightclub and all his investments, and hallucinating that there were people hiding in the bushes of his house.

What Ronnie really loved was a party. Those who know him say that he will always be the last to leave, even if that means staying up all night. To this day, his supporters say that his frequent departures from the wagon are always when he has been tempted to prove his credentials as a party animal  -  a misplaced sense of pride which has seen Jo threaten to leave him.

'He is very easily led,' says an old pal. 'Ronnie doesn't eat, he just likes a drink. Jo and the kids get seriously fed up with it.'

This time, he seems to have started drinking partly out of boredom after the end of the last Stones tour. His daughter Leah's wedding earlier this month was, of course, an excuse to indulge very heavily.

But his family have lost patience with him when he drinks, and so he tends to go to his house in County Kildare where he can knock it back in peace.

'I come from a drinking family and I always enjoy the taste of beer,' he once said.

Several of his attempts at rehab were at Jo's insistence.

She told an interviewer: 'I was at the end of my tether, thinking, "I don't know how much more of this I can take." It was every day, all night long, every night.

'Socially, everybody loved him. Ronnie was great. But when he got back home, he was horrible. I used to dread going to parties because I knew we were going to be the last to leave.'

She spoke to Jagger, who told her she had to get him clean for the Stones tour. 'Ronnie didn't agree until the day before he was due to go.

It was very emotional getting him there. It was really tough because you feel as if you're putting him into some kind of prison.' He spent almost a year clean, but in March 2004, he was admitted once again to the Priory after a night drinking with Kate Moss ended with him under the table, biting people on the ankles.

Almost exactly a year later, in March 2005, he checked into an Irish clinic after getting drunk at his wife's 50th birthday party. In 2006, after celebrating his 59th birthday party in typically riotous fashion, he checked into the Priory, in Roehampton, West London, for an intense five-day drying out session.

There were no problems on the Stones' last tour which ended this year. As usual, Jo came along and cooked him egg and beans on a portable stove in his hotel room, and made him coffees and passed him his cigarettes.

It is, of course, possible for a ageing rocker to conquer his addictions, as Eric Clapton has proved. But one of Wood's friends said yesterday: 'I don't know that Ronnie will ever straighten out.

'For him, drinking goes hand in hand with having fun, and he'd rather be dead than be boring. I remember him saying to me when he went into rehab, "The thing is, I don't want to end up being a boring b*****d like Clapton".'


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RONNIE WOOD GOES ON A BENDER WITH RUSSIAN BLONDE, 19


Saturday July 12,2008
By Elisa Roche, Showbusiness Editor

JUST three weeks ago Ronnie Wood was a man who had everything – beaming broadly as he gave away his beautiful daughter Leah at Southwark Cathedral.

He burst with pride as his Rolling Stones bandmates Sir Mick Jagger, Charlie Watts and Keith Richards congratulated him and his  wife, beauty expert Jo Wood, on a perfect day.


But last night the happy scene was a distant memory for the Wood family, completely shattered by the news that Ronnie, 61, has spiralled back into alcoholism.


The star has run away to his mansion in Ireland with a teenage girl less than a third of his age, and is recklessly downing two bottles of vodka a day.


But blonde Russian cocktail waitress Ekaterina Ivanova, 19, is described as a “drinking buddy” rather than a love interest by the family.


Jo, 53, who has met the girl at the Woods’s home in Kingston Upon Thames, Surrey, said: “She is mad. She is a terrible alcoholic.”

           

But devastated Jo was quick to add: “They’re not boyfriend and girlfriend– not in that way.

“It’s just so sad watching one of the people you most love self-destruct in front of you.”


The rock star and celebrated painter, who has struggled with drink and drug abuse for more than 40 years, met the girl at an “escort bar” about four months ago – when she was just 18 – and has since let her take over his life completely.


He told friends and family he wanted to sketch her for an art project, then whisked her away to his hide-out in County Kildare.


But last night Ekaterina’s mother insisted her daughter was with Ronnie as part of a “business” deal.


Irina Ivanova denied the teenager was having an affair with Ronnie and said: “I know my daughter – and nothing is going on. She’s not like that.


“She’s away with him for business and people are just jumping to conclusions. He’s doing her portrait.”


The loyal mum, speaking  from their run-down tower block home in Holborn, central London, refused to condemn Ekaterina.


She said: “She’s an adult and she can speak for herself.”


But the runaways are breaking the hearts of Ronnie’s real loved ones, his children Tyrone, 23, Leah, 29, and Jesse, 30.


Sadly for them and Jo, this is just the latest, if worst, episode in a life story marred by the

guitarist’s alcoholism.


Ronnie, who used to sink large quantities of Guinness, red wine and vodka, has been warned again and again by doctors that another drink or drugs session could kill him.


In the late 1970s, he needed surgery to rebuild his nose after cocaine rotted his nostrils. He sobered up to marry Jo in 1985, even turning to his new wife’s pure organic diet to help repair years of abuse.


In 2000 he made light of a five-day bender with snooker star Jimmy White, but Jo checked him into the Priory Clinic for alcohol addiction. In 2002, he checked himself into the tough American rehab centre the Meadows Clinic.


And he had another relapse in 2005, blaming “stress”.


Last night his family broke their silence to speak of their “absolute heartache”.


A family spokeswoman said: “Ronnie is an alcoholic and has sadly been on and off the wagon for years.


“At the moment he is at what could be called his all-time low. He really is drinking something like two bottles of vodka a day.


“We are all hoping so much that he sees fit to get help.”


Speaking about the Rolling Stone’s relationship with Ekaterina, the spokeswoman said: “It’s not real. At the moment he does not know what he is doing and he was in a very bad place when he met this girl.


“He is and was in absolutely no fit state to be dating, as some reports have suggested.

Sadly, the huge old house where the two are staying is equipped with its own Irish pub at the bottom of the garden.


On Thursday night, the pair were seen knocking back Guinness and vodka at Jones’s Bar in the nearby town of Clane.


Yesterday they were headed for a local summer music festival where there are bars and beer tents at every corner.


The spokeswoman said: “He’s  in a repeat pattern right now.  Every time he falls off the wagon it seems to get worse.”



On Thursday night the family were due to step out together at an art exhibition of Ronnie’s recent work.


But he failed to show for the event at London’s Scream gallery, which he owns.


Instead, son Tyrone was left to compere the Sony Bravia VIP night alone. Jo and Leah – just back from her honeymoon with TV producer Jack MacDonald – put on brave faces as they smiled for the cameras.
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Man this shit just keeps getting worse and worse for ol' Ronnie. I hope he gets himself sorted out quickly. The skank ain't worth it that's for sure.

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"Sadly" the old house is equipped with an Irish pub in the garden??..FFS I'd kill for that.........
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Any woman who'd go after another woman's husband with the intent to break up his marriage deserves just what she gets. I hope Ronnie's using protection - nothing like fucking a disease-spreading whore and then going home to the wife. I can't wait for this silly little twat to get her comeuppance.
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[color=#000000] I hope Ronnie's using protection - nothing like fucking a disease-spreading whore and then going home to the wife.



Worse still, he could get her knocked up. Then he could never get rid of her.

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I hope he gets himself sorted out quickly. The skank ain't worth it that's for sure.

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Oh here we go again. The ole "Scarlet Woman" routine. Or the "scarlet teenager" routine.

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Any woman who'd go after another woman's husband with the intent to break up his marriage deserves just what she gets. I hope Ronnie's using protection - nothing like fucking a disease-spreading whore and then going home to the wife. I can't wait for this silly little twat to get her comeuppance.



"So, Ekaterina - what was it that first attracted you to the 61-year old, emotionally fragile, but multi millionaire, pub-owning superstar Ronnie Wood?....."

I doubt he's poking her, to be honest. At Ronnie's age, combined with the amount of drugs and alcohol that he's regularly consuming, he probably wouldnt even be able to get it up with a forklift.
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GotToRollMe wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 12:56am:
Any woman who'd go after another woman's husband with the intent to break up his marriage deserves just what she gets. I hope Ronnie's using protection - nothing like fucking a disease-spreading whore and then going home to the wife. I can't wait for this silly little twat to get her comeuppance.


I doubt he's poking her, to be honest.



Why else would he be hanging out with her?
Polite conversation?
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Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 9:20am:
Gazza wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 9:13am:
GotToRollMe wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 12:56am:
Any woman who'd go after another woman's husband with the intent to break up his marriage deserves just what she gets. I hope Ronnie's using protection - nothing like fucking a disease-spreading whore and then going home to the wife. I can't wait for this silly little twat to get her comeuppance.


I doubt he's poking her, to be honest.


Why else would he be hanging out with her?
Polite conversation?


LOL
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Re: Ronnie Ronnie Ronnie
Reply #88 - Jul 13th, 2008 at 9:44am
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Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 9:33am:


yeah right.

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Re: Ronnie Ronnie Ronnie
Reply #89 - Jul 13th, 2008 at 9:50am
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Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 9:20am:
Gazza wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 9:13am:
GotToRollMe wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 12:56am:
Any woman who'd go after another woman's husband with the intent to break up his marriage deserves just what she gets. I hope Ronnie's using protection - nothing like fucking a disease-spreading whore and then going home to the wife. I can't wait for this silly little twat to get her comeuppance.


I doubt he's poking her, to be honest.



Why else would he be hanging out with her?
Polite conversation?



Theyve a mutual interest. They like getting plastered. Plus, shes probably not giving him grief about his lifestyle....a classic "my wife doesn't undershtand me, hic!" scenario if ever I saw one.
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Reply #90 - Jul 13th, 2008 at 9:56am
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True, they both have a deep and abiding love for alcohol.
Seriously though, I hope Ronnie has another recovery left. You can only take the ride on that particular wheel so many times.  Sad
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Reply #91 - Jul 13th, 2008 at 10:02am
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GotToRollMe wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 12:56am:
[color=#000000]Any woman who'd go after another woman's husband with the intent to break up his marriage deserves just what she gets.


Yeah.

The other woman's husband.
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Reply #92 - Jul 13th, 2008 at 10:05am
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Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 10:02am:
GotToRollMe wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 12:56am:
[color=#000000]Any woman who'd go after another woman's husband with the intent to break up his marriage deserves just what she gets.


Yeah.

The other woman's husband.


In some cases, that's punishment enough!
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Re: Ronnie Ronnie Ronnie
Reply #93 - Jul 13th, 2008 at 11:52am
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GotToRollMe wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 9:56am:
True, they both have a deep and abiding love for alcohol.


We've seen a new euphemism emerge in recent days - "going away together on a painting holiday"
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Reply #94 - Jul 13th, 2008 at 12:04pm
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Gazza wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 11:52am:
GotToRollMe wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 9:56am:
True, they both have a deep and abiding love for alcohol.


We've seen a new euphemism emerge in recent days - "going away together on a painting holiday"


"Painting and poking your way through scenic Ireland..."
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Reply #95 - Jul 13th, 2008 at 12:04pm
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Gazza, how close are you to Ronnies "Castle"? I was hoping you could go over there and kick his ass from all of us.Give Ronnie a proper Fuck You Ronnie Will Ya from his fans here.
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Reply #96 - Jul 13th, 2008 at 12:07pm
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gimmekeef wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 12:04pm:
Gazza, how close are you to Ronnies "Castle"? I was hoping you could go over there and kick his ass from all of us.Give Ronnie a proper Fuck You Ronnie Will Ya from his fans here.


His wife has banned him from going to Ronnie's castle for fear that he'll disappear for three days!
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Reply #97 - Jul 13th, 2008 at 12:11pm
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open-g wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 9:44am:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 9:33am:


yeah right.

also

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgogyVS5izQ


great video.  thank you for posting that.  this must be an extended version of this song.  i had never heard it before.

Are you fucking serious?
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Reply #98 - Jul 13th, 2008 at 12:12pm
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Ten Thousand Motels wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 9:33am:


thank you for posting that ttm.
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Reply #99 - Jul 13th, 2008 at 12:15pm
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GotToRollMe wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 12:07pm:
gimmekeef wrote on Jul 13th, 2008 at 12:04pm:
Gazza, how close are you to Ronnies "Castle"? I was hoping you could go over there and kick his ass from all of us.Give Ronnie a proper Fuck You Ronnie Will Ya from his fans here.


His wife has banned him from going to Ronnie's castle for fear that he'll disappear for three days!


Yes I forgot about the Irish Pub in the garden.Ronnie would never be able to get Gazza outta there.
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