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TenThousandMotels Ex Member Rocks Off Rules You Bastards	Tits appreciation thread Jun 29^th, 2008 at 4:03pm It takes two to tango.....
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Gazza Unholy Trinity Admin Offline Rat Bastid "We piss anywhere, man.." Posts: 13,231 Belfast, UK Gender:	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #1 - Jun 29^th, 2008 at 4:08pm Its ironic that in a thread celebrating tits, your avatar has a photo of the the most horrible c**t in the history of popular music.
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TenThousandMotels Ex Member Rocks Off Rules You Bastards	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #2 - Jun 29^th, 2008 at 4:14pm Gazza wrote on Jun 29^th, 2008 at 4:08pm: Its ironic that in a thread celebrating tits, your avatar has a photo of the the most horrible c**t in the history of popular music. LOL That's Parker. But that's what rock n roll is all aboot.He was an asshole....but b=he was our asshole.
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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #3 - Jun 29^th, 2008 at 4:20pm Don't forget the ass. T&A just goes together, ya know?
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 17,957 Wonderland Gender:	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #4 - Jun 29^th, 2008 at 4:21pm My tits and ass with soul baby!
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andrews27 Rocks Off Regular Offline Wake up Bowie or we all through!! Posts: 1,644 Pittsburgh, PA, USA Gender:	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #5 - Jun 29^th, 2008 at 4:49pm Col. Parker - the General Curtis LeMay of rock 'n' roll.
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Zack Rocks Off Regular Offline Chiba Face Rules You Bastards! Posts: 1,729 Dakar Gender:	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #6 - Jun 29^th, 2008 at 6:28pm Where are the tits?
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TenThousandMotels Ex Member Rocks Off Rules You Bastards	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #7 - Jun 29^th, 2008 at 8:45pm Zack wrote on Jun 29^th, 2008 at 6:28pm: Where are the tits? Shit....I forgot all about the picture.
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TenThousandMotels Ex Member Rocks Off Rules You Bastards	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #8 - Jun 29^th, 2008 at 9:22pm
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TenThousandMotels Ex Member Rocks Off Rules You Bastards	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #9 - Jun 29^th, 2008 at 9:33pm I gotta admit it. Breasts fascinate me. Always have. Ever since I was a young child.
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TenThousandMotels Ex Member Rocks Off Rules You Bastards	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #10 - Jun 29^th, 2008 at 9:43pm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzY28Unb3v0
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BONOISLOVE Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 869 The world Gender:	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #11 - Jun 29^th, 2008 at 10:11pm http://youtube.com/watch?v=NjUeFpmsq18
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TenThousandMotels Ex Member Rocks Off Rules You Bastards	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #12 - Jun 30^th, 2008 at 1:00am TenThousandMotels wrote on Jun 29^th, 2008 at 9:08am: Dudes....you gotta be careful. Sometimes godesses have babies. Blame it on the stork. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAc4b2pKWRY
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Re: Tits appreciation thread
Reply #13 - Jun 30^th, 2008 at 6:25am

TenThousandMotels wrote on Jun 29^th, 2008 at 4:14pm:

Gazza wrote on Jun 29^th, 2008 at 4:08pm:

Its ironic that in a thread celebrating tits, your avatar has a photo of the the most horrible c**t in the history of popular music.

LOL That's Parker. But that's what rock n roll is all aboot.He was an asshole....but b=he was our asshole.

Thanks to that bastard, Elvis never toured outside the US and pissed away a decade of his career wasting his talents on celluoloid by singing to trees and shrimps , so I beg to differ.

A great hussler but the worst manager of all time when it came to stifling the potential of his artist.

Anyway, rant over. Back to the tits.

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Gazza Unholy Trinity Admin Offline Rat Bastid "We piss anywhere, man.." Posts: 13,231 Belfast, UK Gender:	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #14 - Jun 30^th, 2008 at 6:27am Zack wrote on Jun 29^th, 2008 at 6:28pm: Where are the tits? here's four instead of the usual two...dont say i dont provide value for money
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 17,957 Wonderland Gender:	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #15 - Jun 30^th, 2008 at 7:05am Some stone-tits for ya!
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 17,957 Wonderland Gender:	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #16 - Jun 30^th, 2008 at 7:06am
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 17,957 Wonderland Gender:	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #17 - Jun 30^th, 2008 at 7:06am
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 17,957 Wonderland Gender:	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #18 - Jun 30^th, 2008 at 7:07am
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 17,957 Wonderland Gender:	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #19 - Jun 30^th, 2008 at 7:09am
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GotToRollMe Rocks Off Regular Offline 'soft and freaky' Posts: 1,918 Gender:	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #20 - Jun 30^th, 2008 at 11:53am Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on Jun 30^th, 2008 at 7:09am: This one is okay, but the rest of 'em are creeping me out, Voodoo!
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 17,957 Wonderland Gender:	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #21 - Jun 30^th, 2008 at 1:32pm Mine are worse than that I think I have some more... In the meantime listen "titties and beer" by Zappa and Little T&A by the Stones...
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Re: Tits appreciation thread
Reply #22 - Jun 30^th, 2008 at 2:14pm

Voodoo Chile, are you really Mexican?

Well, maybe in the big cities, like Mexico City or Guadalajara, things are different. But, if you go to rural Mexico, women breastfeed their babies, and nobody bats an eye.

NEWSFLASH: The purpose for breasts is to nourish your baby. (All mammals do this, and humans are mammals.)

http://www.babybottle-museum.co.uk/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_bottle

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Re: Tits appreciation thread
Reply #23 - Jun 30^th, 2008 at 2:47pm

Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on Jun 30^th, 2008 at 1:32pm:

Mine are worse than that Blank Frigging Stare

I think I have some more...

In the meantime listen "titties and beer" by Zappa and Little T&A by the Stones... Fuck you Gazza, Will ya?

Love both of those (songs that is...lol), especially "Little T&A"....
"She's my little rock'n'roll,
My tits and ass with soul, baby!" Fuck you Gazza, Will ya?

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Gazza Unholy Trinity Admin Offline Rat Bastid "We piss anywhere, man.." Posts: 13,231 Belfast, UK Gender:	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #24 - Jun 30^th, 2008 at 4:51pm gorda wrote on Jun 30^th, 2008 at 2:14pm: NEWSFLASH: The purpose for breasts is to nourish your baby. Thats one way of describing it, I suppose.....
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Pdog Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 6,130 aTx Gender:	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #25 - Jun 30^th, 2008 at 5:21pm
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 17,957 Wonderland Gender:	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #26 - Jun 30^th, 2008 at 5:31pm Hey Pdog!! Those are non-stones-related-tits, at least add a tongue :funny
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #27 - Jun 30^th, 2008 at 6:46pm Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on Jun 30^th, 2008 at 5:31pm: Hey Pdog!! Those are non-stones-related-tits, at least add a tongue :funny Well I'm sure thier's a lot of guys who have their tongues hanging out. Does that count?
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jostorm Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 408 Gender:	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #28 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 4:06pm I get this feeling you should all lower your dose of Bonerol, Boys.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waNcFC9zsog
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TenThousandMotels Ex Member Rocks Off Rules You Bastards	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #29 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 6:28pm
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TenThousandMotels Ex Member Rocks Off Rules You Bastards	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #30 - Jul 2^nd, 2008 at 2:36pm
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Pdog Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 6,130 aTx Gender:	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #31 - Jul 2^nd, 2008 at 3:37pm this is all i got for RS fun bags...
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monkey_man Rocks Off Regular Offline Fac ut vivas. Posts: 509	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #32 - Jul 2^nd, 2008 at 3:56pm
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TomL Rocks Off Regular Offline Change the Fucking sets Posts: 1,149 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #33 - Jul 2^nd, 2008 at 7:15pm I like tit's. But I like pee pee's better. :howefun
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stonedinaustralia Rocks Off Regular Offline wake up crackers or we all through!! Posts: 859	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #34 - Jul 3^rd, 2008 at 2:46am a Great Tit (apparently)
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TenThousandMotels Ex Member Rocks Off Rules You Bastards	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #35 - Jul 3^rd, 2008 at 10:20am Nice tit. Nice post. Udder genius
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 17,957 Wonderland Gender:	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #36 - Jul 3^rd, 2008 at 10:37am
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TenThousandMotels Ex Member Rocks Off Rules You Bastards	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #37 - Jul 3^rd, 2008 at 10:42am Grazi?????? What does she do?
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Jeep Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 281 Frogland Gender:	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #38 - Jul 3^rd, 2008 at 12:06pm
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gimmekeef Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 5,759 Ontario Canada Gender:	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #39 - Jul 3^rd, 2008 at 2:57pm Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on Jun 30^th, 2008 at 5:31pm: Hey Pdog!! Those are non-stones-related-tits, at least add a tongue :funny Yeah..use my tongue.............
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Tits appreciation thread Reply #40 - Jul 4^th, 2008 at 4:13pm " But I like pee pee's better "
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