Fiji Joe
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Pdog wrote on Apr 16 th, 2008 at 3:06pm: Fiji Joe wrote on Apr 16 th, 2008 at 2:40pm: PartyDoll MEG wrote on Apr 16 th, 2008 at 2:20pm: I fought very hard in the last war against emoticons...But I'm old...and tired...and frankly, I'm of the mind that you people deserve this fate...I'm just gonna drink...and laugh...because you see...emoticons are like masturbation...at first, you are easily satisfied with the use of the most simple of images...in fact, when starting, most don't need media images at all to reach climax...but as you progess, and continue to masturbate, the imagery needed to reach fulfillment becomes more and more complex...and varied...and so it goes...until one day, you find yourself unable to satisty your carnal needs without surrounding yourself with images of midgets, lollipops, and carnival barkers while imagining that Weezie Jefferson is watching you and calling you dirty names...this is where all this emoticon business is heading...so by all means...endulge...because today it's googly-eyed happy faces...but tomorrow?...I don't even want to think about tomorrow Is this why I can only masturbate to images of dead trannies? Right...you will post over 100,000 times...but never impart more wisdom than I just provided...I'll put it another way...you keep choking that chicken, and it's gonna die eventually...and then you're looking at having to go out and get a monkey...and well...they're considerably more costly...and they throw poo at you...it's just a bad scene man...a bad scene
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