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Edith Grove Agent Provocateur Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #13825 - Feb 16^th, 2015 at 10:31am Some Guy ?
Back to top	“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef IP Logged

Edith Grove Agent Provocateur Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #13826 - Feb 16^th, 2015 at 2:48pm Joey ?
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Edith Grove Agent Provocateur Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #13827 - Feb 16^th, 2015 at 4:40pm Joey ?
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Joey I Have No Life! Offline Posts: 20,262 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #13828 - Feb 16^th, 2015 at 8:21pm Yes !!!!!! : Young Joey :
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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #13829 - Feb 17^th, 2015 at 10:48am Joey?
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Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread
Reply #13830 - Feb 17^th, 2015 at 2:18pm

Joey ?

We Interview a Cat in the French Quarter About Mardi Gras

Who says cats in New Orleans don't celebrate on Fat Tuesday? Hear what one has to say.
Michael Leaverton | Feb 17th 2015

Today is Mardi Gras, and the entire population of New Orleans is embroiled in Fat Tuesday celebrations, as per state law. So are that area's cats, in their own way. We found one with a nice view of the action on Bourbon Street in the French Quarter and asked him what he thought of it all.

Catster: Happy Mardi Gras! How are you going to celebrate?

Cat: What's to celebrate? All I can smell is vomit.

It's a celebration of civic pride, the last bash before Lent!

It's vomit. When the wind turns, vomit.

Look, I'm wearing a funny mask!

I need to smell something that isn't vomit.

Come now! I can hear the sounds of Bourbon Street ringing through your window!

You opened the window? God. Here comes more vomit.

Hear the cheers, the shouts, the songs, the ... ooop.

Yeah.

Wow.

A trio of college students spent the night in the gutter.

Let's close the window.

The damage is done.

So, what's your favorite part of Mardi Gras?

Every time I go to the window someone screams, "Show me your kitties!"

Kitties? Hah!

What does that mean?

Er, nothing.

Then they throw beads at me.

Do you meow at them?

I hiss at them.

That's not very nice.

That's my favorite part!

Oh. Well, soon it will be over and you'll have some peace and quiet until next year.

What do you mean next year?

Mardi Gras happens every year.

What? Isn't everyone marching off to die or something?

Die? No.

I thought everybody with rabies dies.

Rabies?

All those people have rabies.

All those people do not have rabies.

You sure? That looks like rabies to me. [Points out window.]

I think he's just had too much to drink.

No, that's definitely rabies. I wouldn't go down there if I were you.

I'll be fine.

Seriously, stay with me. I've been camping out in the linen closet. Chenille really baffles the sound.

I assure you, Mardi Gras is not a death march of people with rabies.

Hey, I see what comes out of the bars at closing time. That's textbook rabies.

See you next year.

Just don't go into the Swamp. My God, the people that establishment casts forth into the streets at dawn have ceased to be human.

Happy Mardi Gras.

I'll save you some chenille.

http://www.catster.com/molz/cat-humor-interview-mardi-gras-new-orleans-french-qu...

“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef

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Joey I Have No Life! Offline Posts: 20,262 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #13831 - Feb 17^th, 2015 at 3:00pm N- Nanky " The Conqueror " ... ?! : !!! http://finance.yahoo.com/news/vladimir-putin-17-things-didn-110000808.html " 17. Putin likes The Beatles. His favorite Beatle is Paul McCartney – and his favorite Beatles tune is “Yesterday.”
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Edith Grove Agent Provocateur Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #13832 - Feb 17^th, 2015 at 8:29pm Joey? sweetcharmedlife?
Back to top	“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef IP Logged

Edith Grove Agent Provocateur Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #13833 - Feb 17^th, 2015 at 8:33pm Voodoo ?
Back to top	“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef IP Logged

Edith Grove Agent Provocateur Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #13834 - Feb 17^th, 2015 at 8:36pm Some Guy ?
Back to top	“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef IP Logged

Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 16,073 Wonderland Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #13835 - Feb 17^th, 2015 at 10:09pm Edith Grove wrote on Feb 17^th, 2015 at 8:33pm: Voodoo ? Yes Señor Grove Voodoo!
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 16,073 Wonderland Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #13836 - Feb 17^th, 2015 at 10:30pm Joey? LadyJane? SweetVirginia?
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Edith Grove Agent Provocateur Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #13837 - Feb 18^th, 2015 at 1:30pm moonie ?
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MrPleasant Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 2,677 Xalapa, Veracruz, México Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #13838 - Feb 18^th, 2015 at 3:21pm Joey?
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MrPleasant Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 2,677 Xalapa, Veracruz, México Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #13840 - Feb 18^th, 2015 at 3:22pm Edith?
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MrPleasant Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 2,677 Xalapa, Veracruz, México Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #13841 - Feb 18^th, 2015 at 3:25pm mojoman?
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MrPleasant Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 2,677 Xalapa, Veracruz, México Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #13842 - Feb 18^th, 2015 at 3:26pm Riffhard?
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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #13845 - Feb 18^th, 2015 at 7:15pm PERKS?
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 16,073 Wonderland Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #13846 - Feb 18^th, 2015 at 7:56pm Joey? 'I’m a good Catholic girl': Bianca Jagger on divorce, her political views and why she's not ashamed to be a feminist Seventies siren Bianca Jagger talks sexism and social injustice with Charlotte Edwardes and reveals how divorce from Mick turned her off marriage for good More here
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Reply #13847 - Feb 18^th, 2015 at 8:21pm

" Sports was the subject of a popular Hollywood farce that came out on April 22nd , 1976 . The plot of ' The Bad News Bears ' was a traditionally uplifting one -- that familiar old Capraesque story about the sad sacks banding together and beating the swells through sheer democratic pluck . But it was conveyed with a crudness unimaginable onscreen before Watergate . A drunken lout played by Walter Matthau is recruited to coach a Little League team . One player , a budding black nationalist , calls him ' honky . ' He recruits a tomboy with a vicious curveball , played by Tatum O'Neal , but he has to bribe her to lure her away from her lucrative hustle of selling phony maps to the homes of the Hollywood stars . ( " I know it says a buck twenty- five on the map but it is really two dollars because of inflation . " ) Matthau teaches her how to throw illegal spitballs . A kid trips a base runner -- no criticism from the coach ; likewise when another surreptitiously hits a competitor in the genitals . O'Neal tries to recruit to the team a juvenile delinquent , who is preoccupied with his own hustle -- air hockey , a dollar a game . She has to go on a date with him when she loses , inspiring the following dialogue :
   Matthau : " Eleven - year - old girls do not go on dates ! "
   O'Neal : " Blow it out your bunghole . I know an eleven - year - old girl who is already on the pill . "
   These eleven - year - olds also swear like sailors , wear Budweiser shirts , and drink the beers their alcoholic coach hands out . The bad guy is a city councilman who cynically keeps pictures of JFK , RFK , and Martin Luther King on his office wall , the better to cover up his Nixon - like scams . The Bears make it to the championship , where Matthau advises a player to cheat . ( " Get hit in the arm or the leg . Do not make it obvious . " ) He won't take his girl pitcher out of the game even at the risk of injury to her arm . The last line of the picture , when the team wins second place , is " Hey Yankees -- you can take your apology and your trophy and shove it up your ass ! "
   And this was a KIDS' movie . "

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Joey I Have No Life! Offline Posts: 20,262 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #13848 - Feb 19^th, 2015 at 9:23am Mr. Pleasant .............. " I LOVE YOU !!!!! " : Yes !!! : Young Joeykins ! :
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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The New and Improved Joey? thread Reply #13849 - Feb 19^th, 2015 at 2:47pm Joey?
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