“ SLIT SKIRTS !!!! “ …….. “ All the Best Cowboys Have Chinese Eyes ! “ ……………. Or so says Emperor Xi ..... and PETE !!!!!
Hello Me Stoneslings . Well , these brutal Midwestern Winters are certainly living up to their reputations THIS year as the bitter
cold and constant snow is unrelenting --- sort of like all of those Democratic Presidential Contenders announcing their candidacies
weekend …… after weekend ……. after weekend ………. there was one poor Lil’ Lamb who stood in the middle of a friggin
blizzard and by the time she finished it was as if she literally had just vanished into a white apparition . Speaking of “ White
Apparition “ , that is EXACTLY what Emperor Xi and myself were drinking Friday Evening at The Brazen Head . Me Stonesian
Brothers and Sisters , this particular beer is an Imperial Golden Ale brewed with Brown Sugar and Honey ; then conditioned
on coffee , cacao and vanilla ---- Very Warming and Soothing with a slightly odd finish . I must admit , this is not exactly
my favorite Winter Time Beer , but Xi loves that word “ IMPERIAL “ !
Soon Emperor Xi and myself got down to business discussing the upcoming 2020 Presidential Race . Both The Emperor and myself
agreed that once a trade deal is cut between the Great Man ----- President Donald J. Trump ( “ PRECIOUS ! “ ) and Xi himself the
Stock Market is going to SKYROCKET setting new highs every single month up until the election --- guaranteeing President Trump a
solid Forty – Nine State Landslide Victory ( The State of California being the lone holdout as they give everything to EVERYBODY !!!!! )
Emperor Xi concurred by remarking , “ The Democratic Party has completely lost Middle America and to paraphrase LBJ : ‘ If I have
lost Middle America I have lost the election . ‘ ( See : Walter Cronkite knocking The Vietnam War , circa February 28th , 1968 ) . “
I assented and mentioned how I can not even watch any of those award programs anymore as everything is no longer mainstream
and lost to the fringes . Look at that Super Bowl Halftime Show ---- some guy stands on stage , takes off his shirt and shows off
a completely Tattooed Torso -- Pathetic ; What happened to the Classics ?! : The Rolling Stones , The Who , Paul McCartney ,
BRUUUCE Springsteen , Tom Petty , U2 , etc. …… ?! I do not understand ….. I just do not understand !!!! ...... I finally got up the nerve
to ask Emperor Xi if he believes there will be a stable and enforceable Trade Deal between China and The United States ? Xi responded ,
“ Yes , ...... However , I am the one who is officially ‘ President – For – Life ‘ and does not have to answer to the voters in 2020 . “
I was about to reply when VIP Hostess Erin stopped by to say , “ Hello “ , rubbed Xi’s thigh , and the two of them ventured into the
Robert Emmet Room not to be seen again for the rest of the evening ---- leaving behind a “ White Apparition . “