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So yesterday some guy (not that Some Guy; some other guy) and I went down to the forest and were just minding our own business, tromping around off path and rolling, trying to find meaning regarding the universe, dead logs over for treasures underneath, and we got caught unawares by some brutish and irate little people that thought they owned the woods. How rude, right? Careful of those little small people, ya'll. I would sue them, but they took pictures of my friend doing something extremely weird.
Positive news: my penis looks like a beauty. I feel so clean, knowing that I don't have to have sex makes my human sensitivity seem so clear. EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE.



If you put your foot up the ass of those little forest people, do they make a sound ?


I don't know. I shall ask your Master and Commander, because your post reminded me me of his tiny ugly feet.
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Hello Me Stonesian Brothers and Sisters    






     Inchoate Longings  …………….   You all remember Inchoate Longings    …… those formless , incipient misty – eyed yearnings of yore
where dreamy , sentimental recollections conjugate with a sensate duality of the space – time continuum thus providing a cleansing moment
of clarity  . What the FRIG am I talking about ?  Well me Stoneslings  , as we await the proper / official Brett Kavanaugh Confirmation to the United
States Supreme Court  ,  Emperor Xi and your young Joey were waxing nostalgic of our Prep School Days Friday Evening at The Brazen Head .
Indeed , it was a time ( late 1970’s  - early 1980’s )  when Saint President Ronald Reagan was just beginning to reshape America into a brand spanking
new nation full of bright shining Promise and Hope  . Whilst I sucked down me Guinness  , Xi mentioned that the same thing appears to be happening
today in President Trump’s America . I concurred and remarked to the Emperor that President Reagan’s approval ratings stood at 32 Percent
during the 1982 Midterm elections with the Republican Party losing the Senate and taking a severe beating in the House    ----- two years later
Regan won forty – nine states and almost won Minnesota (  ….. came within three thousand votes    --- AMAZING !!!!! )  . The Emperor asked
if the Republicans can hold / retain both Congressional Houses this November 6th ?  I brayed ,  “ If the Stock Market keeps setting record highs 
this October we might just name President Donald J. Trump ‘ PRESIDENT FOR LIFE !!!! ‘  “  The Emperor smiled and stated  ,  “ I know how that
feels . “  At this we both laughed heartily , ordered up a couple of rounds of BarenJager and some more Guinness Pints and dreamed of an upcoming
Trump vs. Pocahontas 2020 Presidential Match .



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Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and
ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went
into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters.
Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing.
Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report just by listening to the bells.

Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a fine specimen but this morning she noticed old
Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters
were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing but the pullets hearing the roosters coming would
run for cover.  To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.

Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a show and he became an overnight
sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the
"No Bell Piece Prize", they also awarded him the "Pullet Surprise" as well.

  Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out
  how to win two of the most coveted awards on the planet by being the best at sneaking up
  on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?


Vote carefully in the next election. You can't always hear the bells. No yoke!


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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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I didn't know Voo wore little pink girl shoes...explains a lot!
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https://www.vox.com/2018/10/5/17941352/susan-collins-brett-kavanaugh







" Susan Collins will vote for Brett Kavanaugh, making his confirmation nearly certain "




" Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) will vote yes on Brett Kavanaugh’s Supreme Court nomination, she said Friday afternoon, in an announcement that all but ensures Kavanaugh’s confirmation.

Collins defended Kavanaugh at length in a Senate floor speech, calling him qualified, praising his “record of judicial independence,” and portraying opposition to him as driven by partisanship and “special interest groups.” Based on her reading of Kavanaugh’s record, and her conversations with him, Collins said she does not expect him to strike down Roe v. Wade, same-sex marriage rights, or Obamacare’s preexisting conditions protections.

As for Christine Blasey Ford’s allegations of sexual assault, Collins emphasized that the “presumption of innocence” for Kavanaugh was important to her.

“I found her testimony to be sincere, painful and compelling. I believe that she is a survivor of a sexual assault and that this trauma has upended her life,” she said. “Nevertheless, the four witnesses she named could not corroborate any of the events of that evening gathering where she said the assault occurred.”

“Therefore, I do not believe that these charges can fairly prevent Judge Kavanaugh from serving on the court,” she continued. “I will vote to confirm Judge Kavanaugh.”

Collins’s backing gave Kavanaugh the support of 50 Republican senators, enough to confirm him with the tie-breaking vote of Vice President Mike Pence. However, Pence’s vote won’t be necessary — because just minutes after Collins finished speaking, Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) announced that he too would back Kavanaugh, making him the only Democrat to do so. Which means Kavanaugh is headed for a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court . " .





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https://www.vox.com/2018/10/5/17941352/susan-collins-brett-kavanaugh







" Susan Collins will vote for Brett Kavanaugh, making his confirmation nearly certain "




" Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) will vote yes on Brett Kavanaugh’s Supreme Court nomination, she said Friday afternoon, in an announcement that all but ensures Kavanaugh’s confirmation.

Collins defended Kavanaugh at length in a Senate floor speech, calling him qualified, praising his “record of judicial independence,” and portraying opposition to him as driven by partisanship and “special interest groups.” Based on her reading of Kavanaugh’s record, and her conversations with him, Collins said she does not expect him to strike down Roe v. Wade, same-sex marriage rights, or Obamacare’s preexisting conditions protections.

As for Christine Blasey Ford’s allegations of sexual assault, Collins emphasized that the “presumption of innocence” for Kavanaugh was important to her.

“I found her testimony to be sincere, painful and compelling. I believe that she is a survivor of a sexual assault and that this trauma has upended her life,” she said. “Nevertheless, the four witnesses she named could not corroborate any of the events of that evening gathering where she said the assault occurred.”

“Therefore, I do not believe that these charges can fairly prevent Judge Kavanaugh from serving on the court,” she continued. “I will vote to confirm Judge Kavanaugh.”

Collins’s backing gave Kavanaugh the support of 50 Republican senators, enough to confirm him with the tie-breaking vote of Vice President Mike Pence. However, Pence’s vote won’t be necessary — because just minutes after Collins finished speaking, Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) announced that he too would back Kavanaugh, making him the only Democrat to do so. Which means Kavanaugh is headed for a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court . " .





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Congrats Joey....we now have a liar in the WH as well as the Supreme Court....and I'm taking the Ford allegations right out of this. Most biased nominee in a long time for the court. Good news is nothing he will adjudicate on will affect me.
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