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Christina Aguilera Pregnant with Mick Jagger's Lov
Apr 27^th, 2008 at 2:18pm

Christina Aguilera Pregnant with Mick Jagger's Love Child: Orders Lip Reduction Surgury for Infant!

In her duet with Jagger in "Live with Me," Christina Aguilera does the bump and grind with grandpa Mick, which has apparently lead to more than the two have admitted.

In a quiet private Hospital in St. John's Woods, Christina's screams when she saw the unborn infant's lips could apparently be heard all over the building. While neither Aguilera, nor Jagger have publicly commented on the situation, a spokesperson for the Hospital said, (on condition of anonymity) "One has to wonder about the child's genetic stability. Mr Jagger is quite old and for his Band's "lips" icon to come through so pronounced, it just isn't natural!"

This is hardly the first situation for Mr. Jagger. A few years ago he had a woman from Rio come forward and demand help and compensation for a child that was Jaggers. Some say there are little Micks nearly everywhere.

Doctors Shocked by "Micks" Adult Sized Mouth on Infant!

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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,528 joyzee Gender:	Re: Christina Aguilera Pregnant with Mick Jagger's Reply #1 - Apr 27^th, 2008 at 5:50pm way to go mick!!!!
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Pdog Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 6,118 aTx Gender:	Re: Christina Aguilera Pregnant with Mick Jagger's Reply #2 - Apr 27^th, 2008 at 7:26pm I wish this was true, it would be so awesome!!!!
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MrPleasant Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 2,677 Xalapa, Veracruz, México Gender:	Re: Christina Aguilera Pregnant with Mick Jagger's Reply #3 - Apr 27^th, 2008 at 8:29pm I make women pregnant just by staring at them.
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Holden Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,252 Tampa Bay Gender:	Re: Christina Aguilera Pregnant with Mick Jagger's Reply #4 - Apr 27^th, 2008 at 8:35pm Pdog wrote on Apr 27^th, 2008 at 7:26pm: I wish this was true, it would be so awesome!!!! My thoughts exactly!! It would be all over MTV news. LOL
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robpop Rocks Off Regular Offline My name is called disturbance! Posts: 1,881 City of Champions Gender:	Re: Christina Aguilera Pregnant with Mick Jagger's Reply #5 - Apr 27^th, 2008 at 8:47pm Hell, it would mean that Mick's child would be half yinzer.
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BONOISLOVE Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 869 The world Gender:	Re: Christina Aguilera Pregnant with Mick Jagger's Reply #6 - Apr 27^th, 2008 at 8:54pm Mick wears condoms. This article makes Bono sad.
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Reply #7 - Apr 27^th, 2008 at 11:28pm

" In her duet with Jagger in "Live with Me," Christina Aguilera does the bump and grind with grandpa Mick, which has apparently lead to more than the two have admitted. "

I just came back from SAL .

I gotta be honest , I am still Chubbin'

I really , REALLY do believe that Mick Banged her later on that evening ......

.....and that is GOOD !!!!

" Hit Me Ronnie ! "

'kins , Est. 1999

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Ade Rocks Off Regular Offline What's Occuring? Posts: 3,145 London, U.K Gender:	Re: Christina Aguilera Pregnant with Mick Jagger's Reply #8 - Apr 28^th, 2008 at 12:46am another child would undoubtably mean, another tour, to pay for it.
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Sioux Rocks Off Regular Offline Brian Jones---Foundation Stone--Golden Stone Posts: 4,176 Virginia, U.S.A. Gender:	Re: Christina Aguilera Pregnant with Mick Jagger's Reply #9 - Apr 28^th, 2008 at 6:42pm Ha, I would believe that, except for the fact that Mick already has about 100 bazillion dollars...
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robpop Rocks Off Regular Offline My name is called disturbance! Posts: 1,881 City of Champions Gender:	Re: Christina Aguilera Pregnant with Mick Jagger's Reply #10 - Apr 28^th, 2008 at 6:47pm Sioux wrote on Apr 28^th, 2008 at 6:42pm: Ha, I would believe that, except for the fact that Mick already has about 100 bazillion dollars... Yeah, but when you have about 100 bazillion dollars..what do you want next? Another 100 bazillion dollars, and I'll help the cause in my small way.
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Joey I Have No Life! Offline Posts: 20,256 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Christina Aguilera Pregnant with Mick Jagger's Reply #11 - Apr 28^th, 2008 at 10:20pm Twenty - Four Hours after the movie and I am STILL Chubbin' I remain .... FOREVER ...... your ' kins ! .............. [cc]
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Sioux Rocks Off Regular Offline Brian Jones---Foundation Stone--Golden Stone Posts: 4,176 Virginia, U.S.A. Gender:	Re: Christina Aguilera Pregnant with Mick Jagger's Reply #12 - Apr 28^th, 2008 at 11:49pm and I'll help the cause in my small way. [/quote] And I'm sure that Sir Mick will love you till the day he dies...
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Jeep Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 259 Frogland Gender:	Re: Christina Aguilera Pregnant with Mick Jagger's Reply #13 - Apr 30^th, 2008 at 6:50am I'm not guilty for this photoshoped one :
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