Christina Aguilera Pregnant with Mick Jagger's Love Child: Orders Lip Reduction Surgury for Infant!

In her duet with Jagger in "Live with Me," Christina Aguilera does the bump and grind with grandpa Mick, which has apparently lead to more than the two have admitted.

In a quiet private Hospital in St. John's Woods, Christina's screams when she saw the unborn infant's lips could apparently be heard all over the building. While neither Aguilera, nor Jagger have publicly commented on the situation, a spokesperson for the Hospital said, (on condition of anonymity) "One has to wonder about the child's genetic stability. Mr Jagger is quite old and for his Band's "lips" icon to come through so pronounced, it just isn't natural!"

This is hardly the first situation for Mr. Jagger. A few years ago he had a woman from Rio come forward and demand help and compensation for a child that was Jaggers. Some say there are little Micks nearly everywhere.

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Doctors Shocked by "Micks" Adult Sized Mouth on Infant!

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way to go mick!!!!

I wish this was true, it would be so awesome!!!! :keithpunky

I make women pregnant just by staring at them.

Pdog wrote on Apr 27^th, 2008 at 7:26pm:

I wish this was true, it would be so awesome!!!! :keithpunky

My thoughts exactly!!

It would be all over MTV news. LOL

Hell, it would mean that Mick's child would be half yinzer.

Mick wears condoms. This article makes Bono sad.

" In her duet with Jagger in "Live with Me," Christina Aguilera does the bump and grind with grandpa Mick, which has apparently lead to more than the two have admitted. "

I just came back from SAL .


I gotta be honest  , I am still Chubbin'


I really , REALLY do believe that Mick Banged her later on that evening ......


.....and that is GOOD !!!!



" Hit Me Ronnie ! "


'kins , Est. 1999

 

another child would undoubtably mean, another tour, to pay for it.

Ha, I would believe that, except for the fact that Mick already has about 100 bazillion dollars... ::)

Sioux wrote on Apr 28^th, 2008 at 6:42pm:

Ha, I would believe that, except for the fact that Mick already has about 100 bazillion dollars... ::)

Yeah, but when you have about 100 bazillion dollars..what do you want next?   Another 100 bazillion dollars, and I'll help the cause in my small way. :booze

Twenty - Four Hours after the movie and I am STILL Chubbin'



I remain  .... FOREVER ...... your ' kins !





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and I'll help the cause in my small way. :booze
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And I'm sure that Sir Mick will love you till the day he dies... ;)

I'm not guilty for this photoshoped one :

http://www.theleek.net/articles/entertainment/images/baby_mick.jpg