Christina Aguilera Pregnant with Mick Jagger's Love Child: Orders Lip Reduction Surgury for Infant!
In her duet with Jagger in "Live with Me," Christina Aguilera does the bump and grind with grandpa Mick, which has apparently lead to more than the two have admitted.
In a quiet private Hospital in St. John's Woods, Christina's screams when she saw the unborn infant's lips could apparently be heard all over the building. While neither Aguilera, nor Jagger have publicly commented on the situation, a spokesperson for the Hospital said, (on condition of anonymity) "One has to wonder about the child's genetic stability. Mr Jagger is quite old and for his Band's "lips" icon to come through so pronounced, it just isn't natural!"
This is hardly the first situation for Mr. Jagger. A few years ago he had a woman from Rio come forward and demand help and compensation for a child that was Jaggers. Some say there are little Micks nearly everywhere.
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