Empecé a leer el articulo, no entendí bien pero creo que es un chiste.
Las lineas que supuestamente dirian el Capitán Jack y su Papá estan sacadas del concierto de Altamont, dichas por Mick y Keith a la hora de los putazos.
(Mick)CAPT'N JACK: Hey…hey pirates! Come on now! That means everybody just cool out! Will you cool out everybody?
(Keith)DADDY JACK: A fight broke out.
(Mick)CAPT'N JACK: I know. I'm hip. Everybody be cool now. Come on, all right? Uh, pirates, I mean, who's fighting what for? Who's fighting and what for? We don't want to fight, come on!
(Keith)DADDY JACK: (pointing) Look, that guy there, if he doesn't stop it, man… Listen, either those cats cool it man, or we don't sail!"
Claro que cambian algunas cosas, por ejemplo: "... or we don't sail!" en realidad dijo "... or we don't play!"