Panel 1: A dominatrix workout instructor, complete with
whip tells her class, “All right, you lard buckets! Fall
in line. In my gym ya do what I say. Follow orders and
we’ll get along, disobey and you answer to Olga!!!” Olga
is her assistant and endowed with a huge upper body. A
sign on the wall says,“the instructor is always right.”
A tower speaker in the corner plays a beat, “Humpa, Rumpa,
Pumpa,Rumpa”
Panel 2: the instructress wakes women lying on the gym
floor with her whip apparently to inspire them to do leg
raises. “Let’s go! Lift those fat limbs! Up! Up!”: One
two one two” the thick legged women reply “Ughhh!”and quiver
Panel 3: An unfortunate man captures the attention of the
instructress who slaps him in the face and says, “You! Did
I say stop?!” He replies, “I can’t go on. I told you I
was sick.”
Panel 4: A workout scene unfolds as the Stones Emotional
Rescue drifts out of the speaker, “Is there nothin’ I can
say, Nothin’ I can do…” The instructress works with five
gym rats, whip in hand, “Faster!! All the way down.” A man
at the far left pinches a large woman to his left. A man
wears a shirt that says “THEM ANY”. On the right side
of the panel Olga cracks a woman’s back with her left hand
as she commands, “Touch the floor, ya” With her left hand
she snaps the back of another woman.
Panel 5: Shows the entrance to a sauna room with five naked
men entering the sauna. Those near the front are melting
from the heat. Olga stands behind the crowd pushing them
toward the sauna door. One of the men says, “Hugo Phurst.”
The instructress has morphed into a slightly Egyptian
looking character who is saying, “You call that sweat!?
I’ll show you sweat!!”
Panel 6: The instructress morphed back into her former
face, tells a man, “So Mr. Universe! Looks to me like there
was a sale on cheese steak this week. Olga!”
Panel 7: Olga swings into action heating up a branding
iron for potential use on the poor cheese steak
consumer whom the instructress is busy forcing onto
a treadmill as she says, “Ya, vee had vays of
making you valk!!”
Panel 8: We are back in the front of the gym before a
cowering gym class. Olga is urging, “Shnell! Shnell!” as the
instructress says, “Hopeless pack of slouchers…all of you!
You’re not worth the sweat under my armpits. In one week I’ll
have you shaped like people! Real people! Not FREAKS!!
Panel 9: Here the instructress tells Olga, “Watch those
sleaze beats for a minute, Olga.” We see Olga’s
“OX” tattoo on her left arm as she replies, “Ya.”
Panel 10: The instructress is enjoying a bottle of 3X’s
Cola and a cupcake as she philosophizes aloud,
“When you’re a kick-ass leather faced old bitch of an
aerobics instructor you can do just about anything
to a group of disgusting fat people.” In the background
Olga can be seen kicking a man’s tooth out.
Panel 11: Here we see the attack of the fat people who
have turned on the instructress. One man
squeezes her throat and demands “gimme that!” A woman has
the instructress’s leg and is stretching it.
Other gym warriors surge forward to get soda and cupcakes.
The instructress chokes out a “Gak.” In the
lower right corner a woman says, “Omigod! Food!!” in
the upper right, Olga walks toward a gym rat
saying “Back! Get Back!”
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