Look, we are stones people. Outsiders could never hope to understand, nor deserve to. Not even supposed fans outside of this Stalker-esc forum could understand, not even the crazy ones from IORR.org.

Problem is, as good as this place may be.. I still feel out of place. I really need somebody, even just one person who is insanely infatuated (but just beneath my level) to converse and/or be on my friends list for now. If you feel like getting to know me.. Eventually I may even lend my deepest darkest tid bits of Stones information.. You never can tell.. Feel free to comment below if you want me to add you.

Yes I sound desperate, but I am not at all too proud to beg.

What kind of friend you need babe? I'm in

Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on Oct 18^th, 2021 at 10:34am:


Okay thanks for the reassurance VCIW because honestly I can't have it any other way. I am glad knowing I can stay in a relationship whereas we can all freely shit talk each other if we do so please, and that it is universally understood among us.

Susy Creamcheese wrote on Oct 18^th, 2021 at 12:15pm:


*cough cough* This profile is suspiciously fake but I'm glad of it considering I'm about to let everyone in on a little secret, now.
Unfortunately, Susy the kind of friend you're trying to offer as in yourself to me, doesn't interest me in the slightest of that manner because..

People may know my profile as A 77 year old male from Timbuktu but in reality I am a 21 year old female from America.

Paranoid Android wrote on Oct 18^th, 2021 at 3:01pm:


I know you're talking about Susy's fake response to me but, seriously android, did you even need to comment? You're already my only friend on here lolol

Lol as in I typed a novel or because you think I could be lying about the fact my profile was a lie to begin with I'm confused

I'm honoured that you chose to share such a painful and personal experience with me 

TurnerPurple wrote on Oct 18^th, 2021 at 2:42am:

 

Turner: if you can throw some witty snark on this board, you'll be in tight with us.

This time I will start my responses from the bottom up, respectfully.

Some Guy wrote on Oct 19^th, 2021 at 12:04pm:


Hahaha very funny
You're taking the piss hard, some guy, let's not go there again

andrews27 wrote on Oct 19^th, 2021 at 11:39am:


Have I not already proven my superiority in that particular area?
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Too much to quote, Lady Jane and Paranoid android:

Based alone on how this "Joey" is being discussed, I wish that he is sent to me straight away. "isn't prepared" I think I hear a tonality of fear behind this remark, as it is obvious, you guys must be match makers and you're afraid that once I speak with this Joey entity, we will take over the board as we are bowed to by the masses that follow our incredible amount of sarcasm along with our sexiness and also our well rounded thought process involving mass amounts of obsession beyond the likes any have never seen before nor after.

Egon wrote on Oct 19^th, 2021 at 5:25am:


I appreciate your effort at stating the importance of my thread and arrival to this forum. Yes, considering that fake chick tried persuading me into some nasty situation I don't give five shits to the universe about, I couldn't agree more that waiting on a friend is the perfect example of what just took place. My smile even matched no? 
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Extra for Paranoid Assdroid:

"But seriously...the friendships I have made on these boards (both virtually and in person) are so valuable to me.
Even if I have only met you only once, I hold them close to my heart and I am forever grateful to have fallen into this asylum about 16 years ago. ROCK ON (not Rocksoff, lol)...let's keep this party moving fwd!!"

Its a possibility I could've met some of you at the Nashville show but I am unsure. If so you were too rude to actually consider talking to me, people generally treat me as a suspicious character in person and honestly I can see why. It's got to be bad if you scare people off more than a stones concert, at a stones concert. I was more intimidating to people than the man himself.

Nobody wanted to film me standing 7 feet above their heads whilst shaking my ass, why I ask?

Anyway hopefully some of you will let me know when you'll be going to Detroit because I want to try making it, and maybe you won't be so afraid of me by then.

The asylum will last forever, dont you worry now.

Kilroy wrote on Oct 20^th, 2021 at 7:35am:


Im glad you'd like to hear me out on my opinion whether it be for Elvis or not, Elvis can become an awkward subject very quickly so I stand on the line between Elvis is incredible for who he was at the time, not to mention alot of his music I have held closely for some time but that is stating the obvious of why Elvis was great for alot of people. Needless to say we nearly have very close natal charts (mine is about spot on with Bowie) perhaps I don't favour Elvis as much because I'm close enough to Elvis to know he wasn't that great as well as what he thought of himself. As in Elvis didn't exactly think himself personally to be "the King" ofcourse he was the king until a certain being named Mick stepped into the picture. But those are all old points of view, with that. Elvis is Elvis, what can I really say.
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How are you a stones fan rookie when you've been on the board since 2008? Did you join out of fun and nothing more or haven't had your mind plagued with enough information regarding the stones, by now?

Well anyway, I don't consider myself a fan whether I'm above rookie level or not. Being a fan isn't where its at, so don't worry about reffering to yourself as a renound fan anyway.

Charlie had it all, Steve isn't my favourite person in the world right now let's just say that but. I think it would've been a bit offensive to not only the listeners but to the band themselves to have instantly hooked him up with Charlie's complete kit

I respect your commentary, Starfuck. If it would have been gold back in the day, consider it platinum now. Because you're implying conversations like this don't often exist, these days..... these days......

P.S it says you are in Mini Minissota, are you going to the show tonight? You're going to have to fill in for me

I bet you get called gimmedouche.

Assdroid, Starfuck? Now I see why you need friends

CS wrote on Oct 26^th, 2021 at 11:41am:


Finally, a reasonable opponent with a clue. Oh yeah I forgot I'm trying to make friends, not potential challengers. But no competition is needed here, for once someone is right. Although Starfuck would've been a better fitting name for a stones forum you would think, not Starbuck but alright.

Bitch wrote on Oct 26^th, 2021 at 10:43pm:


What I have to offer is my company that is incpomprable in comparison to any others. Unfortunately I was not in pitsburgh, I almost ended up there instead of Nashville which either way was unexpected to me as I thought for sure I would be trapped in my home land. However I am trying my hand at everything to make it to Detroit, even if I don't make it in I should make it around.

Are you actually a female? As a female myself.. I just want to warn you right away that you might not get on with me very well. Not because I judge every other female but because I was born with the unfortunate condition of thinking like a male and most women hate me for it. Just to be perfectly clear though, I am straight in the female aspect and that is it, I believe. Either way I'd still like to meet your aquintance in detroit if possible.. I'm not really aware of how other's in the female species think about the stones I've just been assuming it isn't far and/or it will never surpass my thought process.

Doubtful

TurnerPurple wrote on Nov 7^th, 2021 at 7:38am:


Joey is to be experienced, not explained...

This thread is as ghey as Joey's fleshlight collection.

Turner, you have no idea what it was like here back in the day. Back when Pug used to pay to play and Fleabit used to post from across the street. Back when Stonesalot's Myspace page used to have pics of hot babes and fast cars. Back when Nanky's first and second loves were four legged.

Those were the days.

Talk to me when your post count is at least in the thousands.

Starbuck wrote on Oct 24^th, 2021 at 2:35pm:


Sounds like you need a time machine to retract your own words in order to make a blip of sense now, also.

Im unsure of what you're trying to prove here by saying one thing about how my thread is ancient gold and than contradicting it within the next breath.

Starbuck wrote on Nov 9^th, 2021 at 12:50pm:


Remember when TomL stole that cow and his friend tried to make it with the cow?

Turner will never be a resident cretin.

This is not the same Turner that cornered SheRat at the SOTC to spend the evening talking about the Black Crowes.

Paranoid Android wrote on Nov 11^th, 2021 at 11:27am:


My god man...some things are best left buried....

TurnerPurple wrote on Nov 11^th, 2021 at 3:15pm:




What is have friends been made on here...

Are we going on about trucks again?

Not bound to please... obviously

Lol, you signed out right after I posted that. Better luck next time you psycho 🤣

This thread is about as exciting as the Stones last setlist. 

Hey TurnerPurple C10! How many friends you added?

Some Guy wrote on Nov 26^th, 2021 at 8:38am:


What would you do with a mad dog?

TurnerPurple wrote on Nov 26^th, 2021 at 5:58pm:


Or this one