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CS Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 443 Hell Gender:	Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here Reply #26 - Oct 26^th, 2021 at 11:41am Assdroid, Starfuck? Now I see why you need friends
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Bitch Rocks Off Regular Offline I always get my Rocks Off! Posts: 4,904 FL - USA Gender:	Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here Reply #27 - Oct 26^th, 2021 at 10:43pm Hello. I'm going to Detroit and always interested in meeting Stones people. What do you have to offer? Not looking for any advice at this point. A drink might be nice. Did we meet in Pittsburg?
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Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Reply #28 - Oct 27^th, 2021 at 12:26am

CS wrote on Oct 26^th, 2021 at 11:41am:

Assdroid, Starfuck? Now I see why you need friends

Finally, a reasonable opponent with a clue. Oh yeah I forgot I'm trying to make friends, not potential challengers. But no competition is needed here, for once someone is right. Although Starfuck would've been a better fitting name for a stones forum you would think, not Starbuck but alright.

Bitch wrote on Oct 26^th, 2021 at 10:43pm:

Hello.
I'm going to Detroit and always interested in meeting Stones people. What do you have to offer? Not looking for any advice at this point. A drink might be nice. Did we meet in Pittsburg?

What I have to offer is my company that is incpomprable in comparison to any others. Unfortunately I was not in pitsburgh, I almost ended up there instead of Nashville which either way was unexpected to me as I thought for sure I would be trapped in my home land. However I am trying my hand at everything to make it to Detroit, even if I don't make it in I should make it around.

Are you actually a female? As a female myself.. I just want to warn you right away that you might not get on with me very well. Not because I judge every other female but because I was born with the unfortunate condition of thinking like a male and most women hate me for it. Just to be perfectly clear though, I am straight in the female aspect and that is it, I believe. Either way I'd still like to meet your aquintance in detroit if possible.. I'm not really aware of how other's in the female species think about the stones I've just been assuming it isn't far and/or it will never surpass my thought process.

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TurnerPurple Rocks Off Regular Offline Nothing is true, Everything is permitted Posts: 135 Gender:	Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here Reply #30 - Oct 28^th, 2021 at 8:33pm Doubtful
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TurnerPurple Rocks Off Regular Offline Nothing is true, Everything is permitted Posts: 135 Gender:	Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here Reply #31 - Nov 7^th, 2021 at 7:38am Did they win? Also where the hell is this Joey creature, anyone?
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andrews27 Rocks Off Regular Online Wake up Bowie or we all through!! Posts: 1,644 Pittsburgh, PA, USA Gender:	Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here Reply #32 - Nov 7^th, 2021 at 10:07pm TurnerPurple wrote on Nov 7^th, 2021 at 7:38am: Did they win? Also where the hell is this Joey creature, anyone? Joey is to be experienced, not explained...
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TurnerPurple Rocks Off Regular Offline Nothing is true, Everything is permitted Posts: 135 Gender:	Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here Reply #33 - Nov 7^th, 2021 at 10:41pm Exactly so again I say, where is he? I wasn't asking for him to be explained I was asking for him to be sent to this thread so that I can experience why he isn't my soul mate.
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Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Reply #34 - Nov 9^th, 2021 at 12:50pm

This thread is as ghey as Joey's fleshlight collection.

Turner, you have no idea what it was like here back in the day. Back when Pug used to pay to play and Fleabit used to post from across the street. Back when Stonesalot's Myspace page used to have pics of hot babes and fast cars. Back when Nanky's first and second loves were four legged.

Those were the days.

Talk to me when your post count is at least in the thousands.

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Reply #35 - Nov 9^th, 2021 at 8:37pm

Starbuck wrote on Nov 9^th, 2021 at 12:50pm:

This thread is as ghey as Joey's fleshlight collection.

Turner, you have no idea what it was like here back in the day. Back when Pug used to pay to play and Fleabit used to post from across the street. Back when Stonesalot's Myspace page used to have pics of hot babes and fast cars. Back when Nanky's first and second loves were four legged.

Those were the days.

Talk to me when your post count is at least in the thousands.

Right just as you've got not a single clue how the stones were back in the day, talk to me when you're 78.

Hot babes is the least of my concerns considering I am one, not interested. The Internet has a lot more than cars and idiots who like them so my needs of speaking with you about your wasted past is far from my list of needs in this life, or this forum.

Starfuck.

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Reply #36 - Nov 9^th, 2021 at 8:50pm

Starbuck wrote on Oct 24^th, 2021 at 2:35pm:

This thread would have been gold back in the day.....back in the day.....

Sounds like you need a time machine to retract your own words in order to make a blip of sense now, also.

Im unsure of what you're trying to prove here by saying one thing about how my thread is ancient gold and than contradicting it within the next breath.

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andrews27 Rocks Off Regular Online Wake up Bowie or we all through!! Posts: 1,644 Pittsburgh, PA, USA Gender:	Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here Reply #37 - Nov 10^th, 2021 at 12:10am You're a Czech infiltrator, don't think it's beyond our ken.
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Reply #38 - Nov 10^th, 2021 at 7:18am

Starbuck wrote on Nov 9^th, 2021 at 12:50pm:

This thread is as ghey as Joey's fleshlight collection.

Turner, you have no idea what it was like here back in the day. Back when Pug used to pay to play and Fleabit used to post from across the street. Back when Stonesalot's Myspace page used to have pics of hot babes and fast cars. Back when Nanky's first and second loves were four legged.

Those were the days.

Talk to me when your post count is at least in the thousands.

Remember when TomL stole that cow and his friend tried to make it with the cow?

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Reply #39 - Nov 11^th, 2021 at 10:17am

Nanky?

https://www.cnn.com/style/article/juergen-teller-interview/index.html

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Reply #40 - Nov 11^th, 2021 at 10:19am

Turner will never be a resident cretin.

This is not the same Turner that cornered SheRat at the SOTC to spend the evening talking about the Black Crowes.

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Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here
Reply #41 - Nov 11^th, 2021 at 11:27am

Some Guy wrote on Nov 10^th, 2021 at 7:18am:

Starbuck wrote on Nov 9^th, 2021 at 12:50pm:

This thread is as ghey as Joey's fleshlight collection.

Turner, you have no idea what it was like here back in the day. Back when Pug used to pay to play and Fleabit used to post from across the street. Back when Stonesalot's Myspace page used to have pics of hot babes and fast cars. Back when Nanky's first and second loves were four legged.

Those were the days.

Talk to me when your post count is at least in the thousands.

Remember when TomL stole that cow and his friend tried to make it with the cow?

COMEDY GOLD!!

When will Paris' pee-pee be resurrected?

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Reply #42 - Nov 11^th, 2021 at 12:27pm

Paranoid Android wrote on Nov 11^th, 2021 at 11:27am:

COMEDY GOLD!!
When will Paris' pee-pee be resurrected?

My god man...some things are best left buried....

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TurnerPurple Rocks Off Regular Offline Nothing is true, Everything is permitted Posts: 135 Gender:	Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here Reply #43 - Nov 11^th, 2021 at 3:15pm Apparently not.
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,085 Atlanta Gender:	Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here Reply #44 - Nov 12^th, 2021 at 7:25am TurnerPurple wrote on Nov 11^th, 2021 at 3:15pm: Apparently not. What is have friends been made on here...
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 17,957 Wonderland Gender:	Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here Reply #45 - Nov 12^th, 2021 at 9:50am Hey Turner, are you a member of the C10?
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TurnerPurple Rocks Off Regular Offline Nothing is true, Everything is permitted Posts: 135 Gender:	Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here Reply #46 - Nov 12^th, 2021 at 9:57am Are we going on about trucks again?
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TurnerPurple Rocks Off Regular Offline Nothing is true, Everything is permitted Posts: 135 Gender:	Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here Reply #47 - Nov 12^th, 2021 at 10:03am Syringes perhaps?
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leonid Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 534	Re: I Simply Need Friends On Here Reply #48 - Nov 13^th, 2021 at 1:24am Not bound to please... obviously Lol, you signed out right after I posted that. Better luck next time you psycho 🤣
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Reply #49 - Nov 13^th, 2021 at 8:07am

leonid wrote on Nov 13^th, 2021 at 1:24am:

Not bound to please... obviously

Lol, you signed out right after I posted that. Better luck next time you psycho 🤣

I've got no idea where, when, who, why or what you're talking about
Signed out after you posted what? It couldn't have been on my thread and if it was I probably didn't catch it? No matter, none of that makes any sense responding to either so.. Define "not bound to please" and why that pertains to me or this thread? I've never seen something get so off topic in my life

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