“ Ruthie will Give you the Silver Key ! … To Open the Red Door ! … Lay Down Your Jackson and you will See ! ... The Sweetness You have been Crying For ! “
Hello Me Stoneslings -- one can hang with the mayor , his friends and nobody will care …… but try shutting out the sunrise completely blacked out
on the outdoor patio Brazen Head Stairs and certain individuals will take notice . That is right ……. NOTHING FUSTY HERE AT THE BRAZEN HEAD !!!!!!!
Such is the frame of mind these days as tens of millions of President Trump's supporters continue , CONTINUE to celebrate the latest Victory . As Emperor
Xi and myself both agree --- One Never Gets Tired of Winning ! Speaking of the Emperor , he arrived into town Friday Evening a bit late as he made a
quick Australian pit stop in order to procure a bottle of the Penfolds Grange Hermitage 1951 . That is right me Stoneslings ….. THAT Penfolds Grange Hermitage 1951 :
the most expensive Australian Wine at $ 38,420 per bottle . Only twenty bottles are known in existence and this beauty set the record when a wine collector ( nameless )
bought it in an auction at MW Wines ( Adelaide , South Australia ) . The wine is predominantly Shiraz with a touch of Cabernet Sauvignon and is definitely regarded
as one of Australia’s finest ; Apparently the buyer made a losing bet with Emperor Xi that The Great Man ---- President Donald J. Trump ( ‘ SUPREME ‘ Leader ! ) would
end up being indicted for collusion / obstruction and thus Senior Bar Manager Christy , Xi and myself had a lovely Friday Night Pour . It is GOOD to be The Emperor
Soon it was time to get down to business . With every single 2019 Rolling Stones’ Stadium Tour Date now POSTPONED ( yes , even Jacksonville Sold Well , go figure ) ,
Emperor Xi and myself decided to stick exclusively with the new Glendale , AZ performance -- Xi and myself even made a bet that President Trump would attend either
a Washington D.C. or NYC Gig -- the winner collects a one dollar bill . Xi wanted to know if Former Vice President Joe Biden was still the Democratic Front Runner and I
brayed , “ Of course he is still in first place --- nobody in the country is even paying attention to the other contenders ( pretenders ) as citizens are too busy with their
everyday lives whilst watching the Trump Rallies . “ Xi remarked that he even bought one of those ‘ Pet MAGA Hats ‘ for his new Lil’ Panda Cub ' Cicci ' . I exclaimed that
I bought one for my Cat ' Buster ' : President Trump must be raking in millions of dollars from all of those MAGA tees , caps , coffee cups , key chains , posters , etc .
“ Heck “ , The Emperor remarked , “ The President is a ROCK STAR --- He should join THE ROLLING STONES ! “ .. “ Nah ! “ , I said , “ The Band already HAS
two Mythological figures in Mick and Keith --- THREE would be a Crowd ! … Besides , Trump Rallies are totally FREE and we get to hear ‘ You Can’t Always Get What
You Want ‘ without paying the 700.00 per ticky !!!!! “ **** Next Trump Rally is April 27th : Fire up the colortini's ! Wake the Kids ! ***** :
Soon Bar Manager Christy came over to say , “ Hello “ , whispered something into Emperor Xi’s ear , and the two of them sauntered off into the Robert Emmet Room
not to be seen again for the rest of the evening ------ with the Penfolds Grange Hermitage 1951 , of course ?